Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Shocking Revelation: Andrew Landeryou opposed to universal suffrage

Andrew Landeryou hates public debate. He loves nothing more than to shut down dissenting viewpoints and blogs.

And now this: “Landeryou’s video(s) and his blog are … arguments against universal suffrage”.

What does Landeryou have against democracy?

Monday, January 29, 2007

ANDREW LANDERYOU: PLAGIARIST NOT “WELL REGARDED” BY VICTIM

Andrew Landeryou is simply a one-man train wreck: the accident is horrific, but you dare not turn away.

The Team Slanderyou Special Investigations Unit has listed Landeryou’s many offences:

- claiming to have won a Walkeys Blog Award, when no such award exists
- claiming to be a journalist, when in fact that is a blatant misrepresentation


- being a tireless promoter of KFC family buckets and single-handedly causing the obesity epidemic

- for services to creative defamation and sleaze

- for services as a clinical case study of narcissism, and

- attempting to shut down blogs.

Now, the Team Slanderyou Special Investigations Unit can add a new one: plagiarism.

Landeryou posted this commentary. It includes references to Hizb ut-Tahrir, the Bankstown City Council, and a YouTube vid.

Read Landeryou’s article closely. Then go to Neozionoid’s article which was published EARLIER ON THE SAME DAY. Notice any similarities? The one major stand out, among many, is that Landeryou includes every reference cited by Neozionoid, including the YouTube vid. Coincidence?

It’s interesting that Landeryou would do a cut and paste of Neozionoid, who in the past has written that he doesn’t consider Landeryou’s blog to be well regarded. Perhaps that explains why and how Landeryou thought he could get away with it, thinking that the two blogs shared different audiences, and thus he would never be found out.

Source of original cartoon is here.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Andrew Landeryou: the Anti-Midas?

It's the weekend, and we thought we would leave you with an article to ponder over the weekend. Here it is.

Could the author be writing about the same Andrew Landeryou?

The author uses colourful descriptors such as:

- "To be criticised by one so evidently suffering from the anti-Midas touch, who seemingly lacks the ability to manage student union affairs, business affairs, or any other affairs for that matter"

- "his vitriolic ranting and watching the unfolding of chaotic financial management"

- "Mr. Landeryou strikes me as a very confused individual, or at least one who is patently unaware of basic political definitions"

You decide!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Journalists who have worked for politicians: Where is Andrew Landeryou?

Crikey yesterday published a list in its daily e-newsletter titled "Journalists who have worked for politicians".

Lots of names. Lots of memories.

But oh dear! Where is Andrew Landeryou?

The list was alphabetical. Where Landeryou's name should have been - well, it wasn't there.

Hugo Kelly: The Age, Brian Howe, Richard Ellis, Crikey
Christian Kerr: Christopher Pyne, Robert Hill, Amanda Vanstone, John Olsen, Balderstone Hornibrook, Crikey
Rebecca Lang: Herald Sun, AAP, Phil Koperberg, Bob Debus (NSW ALP), Sydney Express, Sun-Herald, North Shore Times, Sunday Telegraph
Michael Magazanik: The Age, Duncan Kerr, Australian, ABC Television, Victorian Parliament
Terry Maher: AFR, Alan Stockdale, Melbourne Times, Zeitgeist, Carlton PR firm, Crikey (occasionally)
Stephen Mayne: Herald Sun, Age, Jeff Kennett, Herald Sun, Daily Telegraph, Fin Review, The Eye, Crikey
John McCarthy: Nick Greiner, Courier-Mail

Andrew Landeryou worked for his father Bill between 1989-91.

But perhaps we missed something? What could that be? Oh, yes, the key word is 'journalist'. Our mistake! Landeryou isn't one.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Was UK Big Brother contestant reading Andrew Landeryou's blog?

Lucy Buchanan, a contestant on UK's Big Brother programme, made the awful statement "I can't stand fat and ugly people, they really bring you down."

There is no evidence that she was reading Andrew Landeryou's blog at the time she made the comment.

Monday, January 22, 2007

ANDREW LANDERYOU, HOW DO YOU PLEAD? GUILTY OR VERY GUILTY


The Team Slanderyou Special Investigations Unit today launched a week long inquiry into Andrew Landeryou’s rather unspecial nefarious activities.

Landeryou has so far been indicted for offences including:

- claiming to have won a Walkeys Blog Award, when no such award exists
- claiming to be a journalist, when in fact that is a blatant misrepresentation
- for services to ‘bankrupt online gaming spivery’
- being a tireless promoter of KFC family buckets and single-handedly causing the obesity epidemic
- for services to creative defamation and sleaze
- for services as a clinical case study of narcissism, and
- attempting to shut down blogs.

A charge of vicious and malicious parking is still to be determined.

The special inquiry launched by the Team Slanderyou Special Investigations Unit involves an interactive criminal trial or ICT.

Citizens, patriots and upstanding members of the community are invited to list their own charges and evidence of Andrew Landeryou’s unspecial nefarious activities.

At the end of the week, the Team Slanderyou Special Investigations Unit will aggregate the list of charges.

Original cartoon is here.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Watching Andrew Landeryou

Another blog has joined the Coalition for Truth, called Landeryou Watch.

The blog leads with a fine piece of investigative reporting over the highly contentious "The OC Investigations Unit" (which is just a unit consisting of lonely Landeryou) and "...commenter called Cait Catt, who seems to be Andrew's latest sock puppet."

Friday, January 19, 2007

NEWS FLASH
DEAR READERS,
WE WILL GIVE YOU ONE CLUE; "ICT".

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Protesting against Andrew Landeryou: EXCLUSIVE



Protesters were gathered to raise public awareness of Andrew Landeryou.

The brave protesters also took umbrage at Landeryou for continuing to push KFC down the throats of his readers. One protester said that eating KFC wouldn't be such a bad thing, but "...does Landeryou have to be masticating on it first before forcefeeding it down his readers' throats!"

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Even Andrew Landeryou’s supporters are worried

On Monday we wrote that as if proof was needed, Andrew Landeryou had revealed that he was utterly mad, as he launched an 'interactive criminal trial' (whatever that is!) of Jeremy Sear. Now even Landeryou's supporters are seriously concerned over Landeryou's actions.

The Right Call writes:

"Now, normally there would be many sites defending Landeryou, but like The Right Call, they seem to think that this time is different. Where is Tim Blair, Andrew Bolt or any of the others? Oh, wait, I know. The Right Call believes that making up false charges against others based on the scarcest possible evidence is wrong. Tim Blair believes that false charges are wrong and seems to believe that even based on the falsest of evidence that Landeryou is wrong, and Andrew Bolt is on holidays, but he's a big fan of actual facts, not whispers of fact." (red emphasis added)

Looks as if Andy is all alone on this one. Tim Blair seems to have washed his hands of Landeryou.

Monday, January 15, 2007

If Proof was needed: Andrew Landeryou is MAD

If proof was needed, Andrew Landeryou today revealed that he was uttlery mad. Today he launched an 'interactive criminal trial' (whatever that is!) of Jeremy Sear.

This all stems from what we reported in November, about how Andrew Landeryou had form for shutting down blogs.

The blog run by Anonymous Lefty is just the most recent blog targeted for special attention by Landeryou. And Landeryou has really decided to ramp up the action on this one.

Bruce carries the story in greater depth.

Having been caught out red handed, Landeryou responded by suggesting that he would seek legal redress from Anonymous Lefty for making the allegation public.

Now let’s consider this for a moment.

Landeryou is a bankrupt. How will he afford this civil litigation? He doesn’t hold down a job. The assumption around town is that he is either living off savings or is on unemployment benefits. If he is on unemployment benefits, then surely it is time that the Social Security Officials cracked down on this. Perhaps Landeryou is claiming some sort of disability allowance owing to his weight problems.

However, this morning Landeryou runs the idea of running an 'interactive criminal trial' (whatever that is!) of Jeremy Sear.

Landeryou’s tactics have become very tired and boring: play the FEAR and SMEAR game as hard and fast as you can. Throw enough mud, and some of it will stick.

Oh Andy, will you ever learn?

How Andrew Landeryou starts the working week

It's the start of another working week.

For most of us it means trudging off to work, and for some that means putting in 80 hour weeks.

For Andrew Landeryou, however, he doesn't suffer the same fate. The start of his week involves sitting before his PC surfing the net for more sleaze for his poorly regarded blog.

And Andy has a real problem with working people. He frowns on people putting in the hours to get the job done. Why would that be? Andy doesn't work. Is it because he lives off unemployment benefits? Or is it because he lives off undisclosed income streams?

Saturday, January 13, 2007

NEWS FLASH: ANDREW LANDERYOU THROWS BUCKET OF KFC

NEWS FLASH

Andrew Landeryou has thrown a bucket of KFC at Team Slanderyou.

Tim Blair devoted precious bandwith to highlighting Team Slanderyou for special mention for its monitoring of Andrew Landeryou.

Andy's response was to hurl more of his beloved KFC at his critics!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Game 3: Spot the similarity with Andrew Landeryou

It’s time for another round in our popular ‘spot the similarity’ game.



Games 1 and 2.

Monday, January 08, 2007

ANDREW LANDERYOU: Mr. SPIVERY 2006?

2006 has just passed. What a year!

It was a very busy and eventful year for Landeryou.

He’s been declared bankrupt, was outed as the frocked-up Delia Delegate, and is busily pursuing his passion for shutting down blogs. (More on this to come in due course)

We would like to nominate and award Andrew Landeryou with the title of Mr. 2006.

However, we can’t find one single reason to do so. Not one.

We guess we could nominate him for a number of awards such as:

- claiming to have won a Walkeys Blog Award, when no such award exists

- claiming to be a journalist, when in fact that is a blatant misrepresentation

- for services to ‘bankrupt online gaming spivery’

- being a tireless promoter of KFC family buckets

- for services to creative defamation and sleaze

- for services as a clinical case study of narcissism.

Over to you dear readers. What other Awards should Landeryou be nominated for?