EXCLUSIVE: Fascists guided by Andrew Landeryou

Team Slanderyou has reported exclusively of Andrew Landeryou’s steady transition to the far right of Australian politics.

A former financial “contributor” to the Daleks of the ALP, Landeryou in recent years has edited a Liberal Party Blog.

More recently he was an unnamed facilitator of the anti-Ted Ballieu faction in the Victorian Liberal Party.

Team Slanderyou can now reveal that the Australian shadowy fascist cell Stormfront has linked to and taken guidance from Andrew Landeryou’s writings.

The disturbing developments have been compounded by the 50,000 plus readership of the StormFront website.

Patriots will be shocked, but not surprised.

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Patriots, TS will be taking a short break and will return mid December for our celebrated pre-Christmas special.

The night of the ‘greasy fingers’ when Landeryou ate $1000 worth of food

It is well known that Andrew Landeryou’s favourite (and increasingly only) pastime is eating.

He especially has an unrequited chicken fetish, especially the KFC kind.

Not very long ago, while seated at Table 1 (nearest the kitchen) Landeryou masticated through $1000 worth of food in one evening sitting.

At the end of the night he could not even fit in a wafer thin mint.

The Mayne Report carries the exclusive of the night referred to in political circles as “the night of the greasy fingers” in reference to Landeryou’s mastication skills.

No one is quite sure why Landeryou attended the evening wearing a crop top. One suggestion is that he went as alternate personality Cat Cait, with the hope that no one would recognise him.

Plus tune in Monday for updated photographs of Landeryou doing whatever Landeryou does.