Scientists forced to breed extra large chook

Scientists have been forced to breed extra large chickens to satisfy Andy Landy's rapacious appetite. When will the food madness end?

Meaty fun

Andy will be drooling, except there is no evidence of halal chicken sausages substituted with pork.

What other ingredients were included with the pork substitution in halal chicken sausages

Hat tip to Patriot Mrs Alice Idris who is on top of this important public health issue.

Real bacon sausage

Real bacon sausage retailers are experiencing some difficulties.

However, controversy remains with a halal chicken sausage supplier, who exclusively uses pork as the main ingredient.

(Thanks to Patriot Alice Idris)

KFC flavours its new grilled—chicken with beef

Andy will be pleased: two flavours for the price of one.

We have also discovered why the marketing for Andy's chicken halal sausages didn't work. Too honest!