Team Slanderyou has obtained an exclusive picture of the resident of the Vexnews fat cave.
The resident wanted to remain anonymous. Our photo journalist was requested to photograph him/her/it wearing funny glasses and moustache so as to obscure their identity. Right click into a new window/tab to view the picture in full.
Patriots may wish to guess the identity of the resident.
The photograph reveals a horrifying medical experiment in progress. The fat cave resident is trying valiantly, it must be said, to become the fastest person on the planet.
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Looks like it Patriots.
By Vexnews Insider
Andrew Landeryou is reportedly abusing laxatives and vomiting after meals.
The Blog of Sleaze bankrupt is battling an eating disorder, one of his personalities has allegedly revealed. A source said:
"Andy's diet consists mostly of KFC and turkey jerky washed down with Red Bull.
"He throws up after meals, both at home and at restaurants and he isn't very discreet about it."
It has also been claimed that he is taking diet pills.
A Vexnews insider revealed: "The pills are like diuretics. He has to go to the bathroom constantly. It just runs right through him. And everyone knows he still throws up when he's eaten too much. You can smell it in the bathroom."
It was previously reported he is suffering from bulimorexia, an eating disorder which sees him both starving himself and then bingeing and making himself sick.
"This cycle of consuming fatty foods then starving himself must be playing havoc with his health. Andy looks fat in all his promotional pictures, but in reality he is a mess. His skin is dull and blotchy and his hair is lank."
Patriots will recall Belinda Neal’s outburst describing another Parliamentarian’s unborn child as a “Demon”.
It looks as if the dragnet has widened.
Obscure but obese viral blogger Andrew Landeryou has been seriously implicated in the scandal.
The independent Albury Wodonga Online news portal has highlighted Andrew Landeryou’s insidious involvement.
“A video which has appeared on youtube depicting Liberal MP Sophie Mirabella’s unborn child as a demon has stirred an expected level of controversy.
As the Daily Telegraph says;
The video closes on an image of a red-eyed and seemingly possessed baby smoking a cigarette - an apparent reference to controversy over Ms Mirabella’s links to big tobacco companies.
The video is possibly the creation of the same anonymous net user who recently produced this youtube satirical piece.
The posts were added by a user who identifies themselves as “unalive” and is listed among a number of other satirical pieces, most of which are the apparent handiwork of disgraced former student union official and political blogger Andrew Landeryou.”
Patriots will be appalled, but not surprised.
It seems it was Christmas only yesterday. And Easter last year, TS was in Costa Rica.
As you tuck into your fish on Good Friday, or your toasty hot cross bun, think of Andrew Landeryou. All alone in his Fat Cave, tucking into his Easter KFC.
It’s not all bad for Andy. He actually looks forward to Good Friday. As most Christians munch away on fish, Landeryou considers that it offers an opportunity to masticate away on excess KFC.
At this “giving up things for Lent” time, perhaps it’s time to consider the legal proposal to make it illegal for restaurants to serve fat customers. As Landeryou is KFC’s biggest customer – in every sense – we expect they would lobby extensively against the law.
Run, Fat Boy Run, the Movie
A cinematic docu-drama has been released on Andrew Landeryou titled appropriately Run, Fat Boy Run.
However, the London based biopic falls short not exploring Landeryou’s clandestine visit to Costa Rica.
The movie nonetheless much like Landeryou’s life (MUSU, IQ Corp, personal bankruptcy, his insolvent blog, and his failed online gaining spivery attempts) will undoubtedly fail at the box office replicating Landeryou’s near 100% strike rate of failure.
Landeryou is of course no stranger to ‘Hollywood fantasy’, though rumours that Landeryou played the lead character in the film Greedy Old Fat Man proved to be untrue. Landeryou was not old!
"De Nile" is a river in Egypt Andy!
Landeryou has been caught out twice by vigilant patriots.
The first was Landeryou talking to himself on his Blog of Sleaze. With a collapsing readership Landeryou is forced to regularly comment on his blog, offering the illusion that someone is interested.
The second, as illustrated by photographic evidence, is that while Landeryou may not have taken money from Saddam, he nonetheless has a habit of taking money ($3million) and not giving it back.
Is this ironic? Or rather is this a case of desperate denial!
