Team Slanderyou is branching out into the travel business.
Our first product offering is the “Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour”.
The tour will offer a unique insight into the life and times of Andrew Landeryou.
Highlights include:
Day 1: A visit to the Melbourne University Student Union. We also visit the IQ apartments, and reminisce on what could have been.
Day 2: We retrace Landeryou’s trip to Costa Rica, with a highlight being on return a visit to the gaol where Landeryou was held.
Day 3: We then visit the courtroom where Landeryou laughed off his bankruptcy.
Day4: We take a leisurely stroll through Parkville and gaze on the mansion that was sold from under him to partially recover outstanding debts. Later in the day we take in a view of the Fat Cave.
Day 5: Patriots’ choice. Patriots can add their choice of sights to see and experience. (Please let us know).
Each day Patriots will be guided to the nearest KFC for breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, late supper, and midnight snack.
Vexnews editor, Andrew Landeryou, has again ‘approached’ a female journalist of The Age.
He’s behind you!
Last Friday, the self-admitted female journalist ‘approacher’ without apparent warning advanced on The Age journalist Caroline Webb.
Landeryou committed the deed at the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court.
Landeryou is no stranger to ‘approaching’ female journalists of The Age. In 2007 he was caught in a late night incident involving another female journalist of the same newspaper. He has also undertaken surveillance of Leonie Wood, another The Age journalist.
Serial court pest
Landeryou was in familiar environs at the MMC and legal surrounds, and is often seen clogging up the court system.
In 2005, he was a frequent required attendee of the Melbourne legal precinct fighting off court based investigations into the location of his personal cash-stash.
Landeryou was last seen in public, exiting and laughing in the face of justice, after his legal counterclaims against Les Twentyman were summarily dismissed by the Sunshine Magistrate’s Court.
Then later he proceeded home to the Fat Cave and was filmed eating a snack of KFC.
Andy will be pleased: two flavours for the price of one.
Last week the Geelong Advertiser devoted precious inches to Andrew Landeryou.
It seems The Sun newspaper in the UK didn’t want to miss out on the fun, featuring a plastic bag carrying Landeryou, in a story about how his KFC craving is a major cause of global warming.
The above letter appeared on Vexnews on Friday last week.
Concerned Patriots are worried over who leaked the letter to Landeryou.
If it was the Liberals, then Landeryou has confirmed his affiliation.
However, we believe that non-Liberal party sources provided a copy. Closer inspection of the letter reveals very obvious and clear greasy fat fingered fingerprints. Laboratory forensic testing of the letter indicates the grease is often used in KFC restaurants, and may be from the KFC on Bourke St.
Patriots may wish to consider this more fully in comments.
(Please, no comments on the multiple grammatical errors in the Newnham letter – at least he spelled his own surname correctly on official correspondence this time).
Ps. Does anyone know whom Stepho specifically is referring to when he denigrates clients of Camberwell chiropractors and Kew coffee drinkers? Surely, some of those same people are ALP voters and members. And what of tea drinkers?
