Lard Lord Andrew Landeryou’s enormous gut is under attack. Literally.

by Liberty Larry and Vexnews Insider

The hard-living attention-seeking booze-hound is unfortunately NOT GOING under the knife, for lap-band surgery that leave him with the appetite of Paris Hilton.

The serial bankrupt lives in a luxurious fat cave in inner Melbourne.

Landeryou became notorious in political circles during his efforts in the Kororoit by-election through VEXNEWS’s predecessor The Other Cheek.

So upset was Landeryou at his humiliating "loss" in the campaign, though he wasn’t running, that he marched to the nearest KFC restaurant and proceeded to eat its entire stock in one sitting.

After a cushy year for Landeryou, he is already in mourning over the loss of some of his favourite snacks which include KFC chicken nuggets, and the Zinger burger. Presumably this also means no more alcoholic binges at Melbourne’s up-market bars and restaurants and at the nearest KFC’s drive-through where he is frequently seen.

Political insiders say Landeryou is fattening up in preparation for his latest bizarre stunt.

Landeryou told the Herald Sun that he weighs an impressive 1400 kilograms and that he is aiming to fatten up to 8900 kilos.

If only his ego would submit itself for a lap-band procedure.

Rats

by Liberty Larry

Over on fat cave central, Andy claims he has a captured rat texting all the goss on the Unity and Left faction meeting.

Why are rats attracted to Andy?

So far all the texts and associated comments concern the food.

Rat & Cat love

By Liberty Larry

While Team Slanderyou takes a well earned break, I thought patriots would be interested in cat and rat love.

Patriots will recall how Landeryou is a Labor Rat, and how he posts, frequently on this blog, as alternate personality Cait Catt. It is love at first sight.

Has Google maps found Landeryou sculking in an alley?

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Courtesy: Patriot Liberty Larry

Don’t let this happen to you indeed!

Tune in Tuesday (Monday Mania special edition)

Liberty Larry has had a very busy week - well done Larry.

Meanwhile, other members of Team Slanderyou have also been hard at work.

And on Tuesday, we bring you a very special investigation.

Tune in Tuesday: it'll be good. Here is a clue.

Andy, but Jaspan is still here? (UPDATED)

UPDATE
A patriot informs us that Landeryou's lack of forecasting ability also extends to: "Caroline Wilson to leave The Age (still there), Philip Ruddock to retire before the 2007 federal election (re-elected) and - by far way the best to date - a Lib-Nat victory at last year's poll."

Which reminded us that Landeryou backed the Coalition to win with $100 wagers.

And in 2006 Landeryou displayed another example of his lack of business skill and forecasting ability, when he trumpeted a website that he claimed would soon rival The Age.

ORIGINAL
In June 2007, Andrew Landeryou forecast: "Left-wing Australian newspaper, Melbourne's The Age is set to dump its Editor-in-Chief Andrew Jaspan".

It is now February 2008. Jaspan is still the Editor!

Is this another of many examples of Landeryou's poor forecasting skills via his Blog of Sleaze?

Landeryou signs off his Media Release with: "For further information on the Australian media from a fair and balanced perspective, read Andrew Landeryou's The Other Cheek". Fair and balanced?

Landeryou: retrospectively thrown out

Geelong is a hot bed of political controversy at the moment. What with this news, and that the local newspaper, the Geelong Advertiser describing Landeryou as a "...notorious internet blogger".

What appears odd, is that if true concerning this story, why hasn't Landeryou been threatened with retrospective expulsion from the ALP?

We know there are serious legal philosophical issues with retrospective legislation, but does that apply to former ALP members who now write exclusively for the Liberal Party?

Andrew Landeryou's new menu offer

Andy has a new idea to replace the KFC family bucket: his version.

Happy weekend.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

Dear TS reader,

What a year it has been. A very successful year for TS:
· We are near to reaching 17,000 hits, and
· We’ve received over 2000 comments.

Thank you dear TS reader for your time, interest and commitment to our patriotic cause.
It’s time to wish our readers a very Merry Christmas and a great New Year.

See you all again from around mid January 2008. Liberty Larry may pop in from time to time in the interim.

All the best and spare a thought for Andrew Landeryou who will only have for company his festive Xmas backyard KFC bucket. He may even lash out on a Zinger burger with extra pineapple.

To Andrew. Without you this ‘blog of truth’ would obviously not exist. But then again, our blog shouldn’t exist. It’s people like you (political Daleks if you will) that have given politics a bad taste. Rather sad really. May be, between bites on your KFC nuggets, you’ll use this time to think about your life, realising it’s not too late to turn it around.

Landeryou convicted

By Liberty Larry

Landeryou is again in court today. The court is allowing the plantiffs to "anal-probe" through Landeryou's 'evidence'.

But it must be noted that Landeryou was already convicted in the court of patriotic opinion, see here and here.

Meanwhile, law and order patriots have advised readers of relevant data concerning Australia's penal system. Some interesting reading. We wonder who will be spending a lot of time reading up on that topic.

Access to Andrew Landeryou’s “back-end”

Andrew Landeryou is up to his neck in court battles (again) at the moment. He is being made to wear his bankruptcy like a crown of thorns.

What is particularly interesting is that Landeryou is commenting on all the intricacies of the Court proceedings. Contempt of court anyone?

On other developments, it looks as if the Court agrees with patriots everywhere that Landeryou must be anal-probed:“…they have obtained a court order - at least on an interim basis - to access the back-end of the OC”. What could he ever be hiding in there?

Pity the probers! ‘Danger money’ is an understatement.

In other news, apologies for the lack of posts recently, but Liberty Larry has filled in credibly, and will pop in from time to time. If you have a story, send it to us and we’ll print it.

Is Landeryou a bankrupt’s version of Puss in Boots?

By Liberty Larry

Alternate personality Cait Catt wrote in November in response to the story "Andrew Landeryou’s “cut and run”": that

“The OC remains the best and most trustworthy blog on the net. The OC was justifiably the winner of the inaugural Walkley Blog Award. Andrew Landeryou is honest and ethical.“

Mythical Cait then ended his/her/its commentary with “Go back to Sleazeland Slanderyou. Stop publishing dishonest lies.”

Let’s see:
· Trustworthy?
· justifiably the winner of the inaugural Walkley Blog Award?
· Andrew Landeryou is honest and ethical?
· Stop publishing dishonest lies?

Maybe Landeryou was wearing his extra tight hip high leather boots when he wrote this, restricting blood flow!

Bankrupt Blogger Blues

By Liberty Larry

Who says Buddha Boy will be out of bankruptcy next year? Look at the Insolvency & Trustee Service Australia webpage (http://www.itsa.gov.au/).

It says that "an objection to discharge will extend the bankruptcy to either 5 years or 8 years". Buddha Boy has scarcely been open and frank about his financial affairs.

The guy lives the life of Reilly even though he has no job. He still faces civil and criminal actions.

These will uncover the location of his stashed funds and reveal his lies over his financial arrangements.Buddha Boy's bankruptcy trustee is certain to demand an extension. I forecast that Buddha Boy will be bankrupt at the next two federal elections.

He will also be in prison. Both of these considerations will rule him out of running for parliament.