Goodbye ...............................................................

 

Thank you Patriots. 

We have decided to bring Team Slanderyou to an end. 

Together we have outlasted Andy's The Other Cheek, and Vexnews. All failed experiments in faux journalism.

It's now time to move on.

"....always look on the bright side of life...."

Thank you.

A new forum of truth can be found at SlanderyouNew. 

Stormfront's assessment of Vexnews

The shadowy fascist group Stormfront and Vexnews have had a close relationship in the past. (see label below) 

However, sentiment may be changing. As one contributor to Stormfront said of Vexnews: "Speaking of liars, don't get too excited over Vexnews, the proprietor has as shady a past as any of the bottom feeders ... just keep your BS radar up, if it seems to good to be true it probably is."

Wonder Andy

With Vexnews just days away from involuntary insolvency, Team Slanderyou can reveal an exclusive picture of the heavily disguised Vexnews editor-in-chief, so far successfully, evading liquidation officials.

The editor is photographed with a lovely matching handbag. 

Vexnews office found abandoned - bankruptcy pending

Vexnews scores 0.4% for clout

Vexnews, the malware and spyware hub website continues its steady tortured decline into ignominy.

Twitalyzer, an independent Twitter analysis rating provider, has supplied Team Slanderyou with exclusive results per application of its methodology to Vexnews.

The results are not unexpected.

For ‘Impact’ Vexnews scored 0.6% out possible score of 100%.

For ‘Engagement’ Vexnews scored a remarkably high 0.0%.

For ‘Influence’, Vexnews scored 0.2%.

For ‘Generosity’, it scored 0.0%.

For ‘Clout’, it scored 0.4%.

The results can be put into context by the comments received from one senior media analyst who in response from a request from TS to comment on these ratings said: “Vexnews. What’s that?”

All Andrew Landeryou wants for Christmas is....readers

Siteanalytics, the independent website audience measurement provider, has revealed that only 142 people were bothered to read Vexnews in November.

It seems the only thing that 'Editor in Chief' Andrew Landeryou really wants for Christmas is readers.

While Vexnews slips away into obscurity, everyone at Team Slanderyou wishes Patriots everywhere a safe holiday season, and all the best for 2010. We will return from mid January.

Vexnews should come with a health warning

Patriots have long commented that Vexnews should come with a health warning.

The reasons are self evident.

Now we can reveal video evidence of what prolonged reading of Vexnews (usually symptoms become immediately evident) can do to an innocent reader's health.

Beware, the video features foul language (the primary symptom suffered after reading Vexnews).

The Vexnews "startup" fails to "startup"!

The Startup Australia website discusses Vexnews.

Well, its not so much a discussion, as much as it says a thousand words without saying anything at all.

Vexnews' "timeline" - blank
Vexnews' "funding" - blank.

"Andrew Landeryou appears to be a waste of skin"

source: www.davidgerard.co.uk/notes/

"I tweeted the following, in a discussion with someone else:

@jeamland mr landeryou has some history on wikipedia. (i did the sockpuppet investigation.)

Mr Landeryou saw fit to send me a threat for this:

From: Andrew Landeryou &editor@vexnews.lt;com>
To: dgerard@gmail.com

Mr Gerard,

I am told you made reference to me in your musings on Twitter. I don't know
you, would rather not have to become familiar with who you are and what on
Earth possessed you to comment so freely about me or to edit Wikipedia to
say absurd things about me.

Your entitled to your opinion of me but I think it might be best for you to
discuss claims you make about me with me first. If you don't, I'll promise
to return the favour after an investigation into exactly what ails you. And
that really would be a waste of time for me and a very unpleasant outcome
for you, so I urge you to Twit more carefully in future.

Yours sincerely

Andrew Landeryou

I look forward to an exchange involving pie charts.

p.s.: if you don’t want your months-long-running Wikipedia shenanigans remembered, it helps not to have done them. Oops, too late."

Vexnews ratings show steady collapse

Vexnews recorded 161 readers in October, as tabulated by independent ratings provider Siteanalytics.com.

Vexnews lost just one reader in October, having recorded just 162 readers in September.

The ratings are even more puzzling given that Andrew Bolt tried to push readers Vexnews' way.

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Fat Cave

Team Slanderyou has obtained an exclusive picture of the resident of the Vexnews fat cave.

The resident wanted to remain anonymous. Our photo journalist was requested to photograph him/her/it wearing funny glasses and moustache so as to obscure their identity. Right click into a new window/tab to view the picture in full.

Patriots may wish to guess the identity of the resident.

The photograph reveals a horrifying medical experiment in progress. The fat cave resident is trying valiantly, it must be said, to become the fastest person on the planet.

Team Slanderyou is taking a sabbatical through November, and will return in early December. TS may Twitter occasionally, so please view our Tweets.

This morning, online spivery malware site Vexnews is spinning a 'how-to' story about Betfair and other online gambling businesses.

Online spivery master Andrew Landeryou reveals an in depth knowledge of online spivery.

As a policy we don't provide links through to Vexnews, for fear of liability if readers click through to Vexnews and their computers are inevitably infected with malware. Read Vexnews at your own risk.

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.

UPDATE x 2 "A Victorian rumour website has also posted details of Fevola's alleged indiscretions".

UPDATE x2
Listen to the Neil Mitchell spray here, "Fevola: the real story".

UPDATE
Neil Mitchell of 3AW describes Vexnews as "scurrilous" and "wrong" and an "...idiot website".

ORIGINAL
News.com.au describes Vexnews as a "...Victorian rumour website".

It has also been described as a "shit sheet" and the Blog of Sleaze. (see labels below for details)

A short video that explains Vexnews

Last minute registration of deregistered Vexnews

Patriots, it looks like, at the very last minute, Vexnews' registration was renewed until 25 September 2010.

In other developments, editor and former inmate Andrew Landeryou has shifted his operation to Sturt in South Australia. Is Sturt the new hotbed for online spivery?

It was a close run thing. Without registration, Vexnews would have been an illegal blog.Landeryou is photographed here in happier times, fresh from Solomon Lew's funded holiday in sunny Costa Rica.

Truth in advertising

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Vexnews to be deregistered

In August, Team Slanderyou exclusively reported that Vexnews was to be deregistered on the 25th of September.

Not surprising really, given the 'lack-of-news' website's collapse in its readership to just over 400 per month.

Additional data suggests that 'things' are very grave indeed. Who.is has listed the website as "inactive". The site also shows Vexnews':

Alexa Trend/Rank: 1 Month: 377,617 3 Month: 331,094
Page Views per Visit: 1 Month: 2.0 3 Month: 2.3

Patriots will be counting down the days to deregistration.

How will you be celebrating on that day Patriots, and the lead up to it?

Vexnews: ratings collapse - only 454 readers in August

Only 454 readers bothered to read Vexnews in August. It was 467 in July!!!

Jon Faine interrogates future Vexnews editor

Patriots might wish to cast their minds back to May 2005, when Patriot ABC Radio presenter Jon Faine, at great risk, interrogated Andrew Landeryou.

Patriots are reminded of Stephen Mayne’s in-depth coverage of the interview, which an independent media analyst described as Faine shooting fish in a barrel.

TS presents edited highlights of Mayne’s report.

Landeryou slugs it out with Jon Faine

By Stephen Mayne

“ABC Victoria’s Jon Faine took a risk this morning and invited fallen ALP powerbroker and failed businessman Andrew Landeryou into the studio for a vigorous 15-minute live exchange before an audience of almost 200,000. Faine was certainly a little apprehensive about defamation and Landeryou did manage to plug his blog and land a few blows on Solly Lew, Melbourne Uni Student Union (MUSU) liquidator Dean McVeigh, The Age’s Leonie Wood and a few other players in the soap opera that is his life.

Landeryou sailed close to the wind… Faine really put him through his paces about allegedly doing a runner, failed ventures and his credibility.

Landeryou then went to Costa Rica and attempted to pick up an online gaming business that he hoped to float on the ASX in an “arbitrage” play that would raise enough funds to clear the debt to Solly (Lew) – a debt that seems to have been incurred in very curious circumstances involving threats of more embarrassing public disclosures.

Landeryou said that his business associates knew where he was but he didn’t tell his wife as there were problems in his marriage that he wouldn’t be elaborating on publicly.”

Mayne concludes his report with: “We tried to call Landeryou this morning on the mobile number displayed on the home page of his blog (0415 993 326) but we just got the theme song from the original Spiderman.

Patriots will remember that Landeryou was last seen in mid 2008 in his Spiderman suit.

Mayne made no mention of Landeryou writing as Delia Delegate for Crikey.

This will be the last TS report for two weeks.