Sunday, July 27, 2008

Who Knew?

Who knew Andy had relatives?

May explain why Andy was missing this weekend.

Another busy week ahead for Team Slanderyou. So, play amongst yourselves patriots.

Ps: A patriot has advised us this was Andy recently undertaking research for his Blog of Sleaze.

48 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

While the bloke in the picture looks strangely skinny it is clearly Landeryou. How can you tell? Have a look at his left leg. It is caught up in a thick and massive web; a web of deceit.

Anonymous said...

Remember the Spiderman theme song? Here is an opening couplet for a new version inspired by the photo above:

SpiderAndy, SpiderAndy
Too damned fat to be handy

Perhaps patriots would care to add lines until it is complete.

Anonymous said...

SpiderAndy, SpiderAndy
Too damned fat to be handy
Eats too much KFC
Always acts fraud'lently

Kevin of Southbank said...

yep, that's Andy alright. Though the picture looks to have been taken some years ago. He has definitely added on tonnage since then!

But then again, he has also started to dress up as the Joker - can't understand why though!

Anonymous said...

Landeryou also dresses up as the Riddler, the question being "Why does he bother with the Blog of Sleaze when no one reads it and everyone knows it is nothing but a pack of malicious lies?"

Anonymous said...

Another dissatisfied reader of the Blog of Hate:


Hey fellas,

These alegations are untrue, and my manager will be investigating this article further. There are no Hawthorn players, including myself, that have, or have ever, used illicit drugs.

I thankyou for your support Hawthorn Supporters during these untrue media allegations
Lance "Buddy" Franklin | 07.27.08 - 5:02 pm | #

Anonymous said...

Landy spending a weekend doing research. Don't make me laugh! His idea of research on Les Twentyman was to misrepresent quotes from Les's own book, 'The Les Twentyman Story'. A blind, trained chimpanzee could have done better 'research'.

He wants to prove his blog is a real news source before the Thursday showdown at Sunshine Court. On the basis of the venomous month-long hate fest on Les Twentyman, Landy is Dead Meat.

The stalking is demonstrated by the photo of Les Twentyman's home on the blog. Game Over.

Anonymous said...

Fat Boy has cut and pasted a line from somewhere onto his sleazy site this morning that says the Mad Mullahs execute people for "offences including being a public nuisance". No wonder he takes such a hard line on Iran!

Anonymous said...

Iran hangs people for being a public nuisance? Lucky for Landershonk then that Sunshine Magistrates Court isn't in a suburb of Tehran

Anonymous said...

One thing for sure is that if Buddha Boy practised his criminal career in Iran and got taken down he couldn't get stoned to death. The rocks would just bounce off the blubber.

Yarra Ranger said...

hi everyone. I've been away for few months overseas.

Have I missed anything?

Catching up on my reading about what Landeryou has been up to.

As usual the Slanderyou blog is bang up to date. Landeryou's on the other hand, seems to lag singificantly.

Anyway, great to be back.

Anonymous said...

"An intervention order is a court order made by a magistrate under the Crimes (Family Violence) Act 1987, to protect a person from family violence or stalking behaviour by another person."

There is some interesting stuff on the interweb!

Anonymous said...

"There is some interesting stuff on the interweb!"

And there is some complete crap: e.g. Fat Andy's Blog of Sleaze.

Anonymous said...

A new ID for Landy the cartoon character?


Can we eat fat Foghorn Leghorn after the show at the Sunshine Court?
Sommali Boys | 07.28.08 - 5:37 pm | #

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't eat Andy. Too many chemicals.

Anonymous said...

If you ate Andy you would get the squits

Anonymous said...

It would be like eating Jabba The Hutt. Yuk!

Anonymous said...

Here is a core question from the obese Blog of Hate:


Is Les Twentyman your alter-ego, Andy?
Iceberg | 07.29.08 - 1:00 am | #


This is a highly technical psycho question, so don't hold your breath waiting for an answer from the totalitarian loon.

Anonymous said...

Les Twentyman Landershonk's alter ego? Really? I didn't know Les raised a few million for charity then scarpered to Costa Rica and blew the lot home-delivered KFC.

Anonymous said...

Andy last posted on his vlog 19 hours ago

gone Awol again?

Anonymous said...

A whole chicken stuck in his throat, maybe?

Anonymous said...

Cyberbully Landeryou has hauled his fat arse out of bed and updated his hate site with a story from Friday night. Only four days behind the news!

Anonymous said...

The loathsome loon has added another update to his site, a link to the Sydney Morning Herald and the latest on Iguanagate.

Landeryou naturally sticks up for a pair of ugly fat standover merchants from the Right with an entitlement mentality bigger than any Tory's rather than a couple of poorly paid pub workers sick of copping shit from pissed patrons.

Anonymous said...

El Gordo needs to update the Blog of Sleaze - National Library no longer see Buddha Boy's site as having "lasting cultural and research value" - hasn't archived the blog since Sept. 17 - before the Fed election.

Anonymous said...

I gather a meeting at the National Library considered the Blog of Sleaze resolved "If this... this thing was printed on paper we could at least cut it up and use it for dunny paper, but as it is only online we shouldn't waste bits and bytes".

Anonymous said...

Who is interested in hiring a bus to head out to the Sunshine Magistrates Court for Fat Boy's appearance Thursday AM? We could stop by the markets on the way and get some rotten vegetables to throw at him.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that Landeryou is arriving at court in a tumbril? Or is that the way he is going to depart?

Anonymous said...

I live in the bush. I can bring lots of horsey stuff to throw at him.

Kevin of Southbank said...

Does anyone have the link to the court case. I have searched the Sunshine magistrates court website and no luck

Kevin of Southbank said...

Great to have you back by the way Yarra Ranger.

Anonymous said...

REPORTER: Do you believe you've broken any laws?

ANDREW LANDERYOU: I believe that I have done absolutely nothing wrong other than flout some very basic laws of public relations. And I think that's it. I'm running out of voice.

PM - Thursday, 5 May , 2005 18:43:11
Reporter: Alison Caldwell

Anonymous said...

"I'm running out of voice." So says the fat freak.

That's pretty bloody obvious, going by the boring, repetitious and vacuous content of the Blog of Sleaze.

Anonymous said...

You can read the relevant Legal Aid Victoria booklet, which explains why IOs are not listed in the civil or criminal lists. It's a long, painful read:


http://www.legalaid.vic.gov.au/xfw/cl.app_eng.pdf

Anonymous said...

What do I do when I get to court?

Go to the counter and tell the court staff your name so they know you are there. They can then organise the order in which cases will be heard that day. There may be a ‘call-over’. This is where all of the cases are called to see what stage they are at. If the police applied for the order on your behalf also let the police prosecutor know that you are there. If the defendant is contesting the order, your case may not be heard until the afternoon, or it may be put off to another day. Do not go too far away – you need to be able to hear your name being called when the magistrate is ready for you.

• If you already have an interim order

You may not have to go into the witness box, but the magistrate may check if the situation has changed. Tell the magistrate about any more incidents. If the defendant has not been served with the court documents yet, you may get another interim order for a few weeks.

Anonymous said...

Landy's defence on Thursday will be fascinating. He said he would have a legal team representing him (if I remember his shrill reaction to the AVO on the blog correctly). Even so, I doubt he will have found counsel who would dare to confront Mrs Twentyman in public. She's the one with the interim AVO.

Landy's defence appears to be that the Blog of Hate is a legitimate news source (because he 'breaks' news stories there). But he has no current AJA membership or Press Id card. He is, therefore, not a journo. He is a political blogger, a shag on a rock, an ordinary Joe.

The stalking that led to the AVO was a stupid act. By publishing details of where they lived and a photo of the home on his blog, he exposed the Twentymans to various obvious dangers. He did the same thing to a lady involved in the G20demo in Melbourne earlier. He is thus a serial offender. This is not about free speech, as Landy keeps on trying to claim, it is about how he misuses his Blog to bully, misrepresent and defame people he doesn't like.

I'm hoping, if Landy fronts, that Twentyman barrister Diana Piekusis fries him slowly over a very high flame. She is increasingly a police prosecutrix these days. Landy's past performances in court show he relies on obfuscation, 'privilege', vanished evidence, political speeches, memory problems, and so on and so forth. In this case, the evidence is all there. He did stalk the Twentyman home, publish their address and a photo of their home. For a whole month, he ran a rabid hate blog against Les Twentyman. That wasn't journalism. It was Hate. No wonder Mrs Twentyman is terrified.

Anonymous said...

Andrew's response:


Andy Landy will win, he is a courageous patriot who will triumph courageously.
He will not be intimidated, bullied and have the truth hidden by an obese alcoholic fraud.
anon | 07.30.08 - 12:32 am | #


Are you serious, Landy? Is Mrs Twentyman an obese alcoholic fraud? She is the person with the AVO, not Les.

Anonymous said...

"He is a political blogger." Crap!

What Fat Boy is the cyber age equivalent of lunatics you still find wandering down the street loudly talking to themselves.

His hate blog consists of the ravings of a maniac and no one reads it. Still, Fat Boy insists on putting threats out there in public. Luckily we have the law to protect us.

Anonymous said...

The loathsome sloth Landeryou's defence tomorrow?

"Ronnie the dog walked all over the keyboard. That was why the offending posts appeared online, m'lud. Oh yes. Ronnie then ate all the paper work. Just the same way he ate all the IQ Corporation books"

Landeryou is completely full of both shit AND piss and wind.

Anonymous said...

Ronnie also has his own bank accounts. He knows how to move money to places like Hong Kong and Costa Rica. And he loves KFC scraps from Boss Hogg...

Anonymous said...

Looks like there will be some rubber neckers at Sunshine court tomorrow to see Landy crash and burn. What with the media (and of course, the larger than life defendant) there's likely to be quite a crush.

Is Andy a snark? said...

Where did you go Andy?

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