Oh dear: it's on! Brimbank (UPDATED 7)

UPDATE x 7
Sack the Brimbank council petition, in JULY 2008.

UPDATE x6
Jon Faine lets rip: "An insidious cancer throughout the body of the Brimbank Council's been revealed by the state Ombudsman .. Where was the Brumby Government as it dissolved into a shambles of dodgy deals .. and did it care a man with criminal convictions for assault and possessing an offensive weapon worked for Minister Justin Madden and was interfering in Council affairs?"

UPDATE x5
No more Brimbanks.

UPDATE x4
This only affects the employed and the elected for that matter - not Andy.

UPDATE x3
The Australian makes the link to Kororoit.

UPDATE x2

And there is more from the Heidlerberg Leader, and Patriot Spider Pig.

UPDATE x1
The Brimbank Leader has more, heaps more.

ORIGINAL
The Age lets rip.

The report is more interesting for the names that aren't named.

The Letter and the fingerprints that ‘they’ didn’t want Patriots to see

The above letter appeared on Vexnews on Friday last week.

Concerned Patriots are worried over who leaked the letter to Landeryou.

If it was the Liberals, then Landeryou has confirmed his affiliation.

However, we believe that non-Liberal party sources provided a copy. Closer inspection of the letter reveals very obvious and clear greasy fat fingered fingerprints. Laboratory forensic testing of the letter indicates the grease is often used in KFC restaurants, and may be from the KFC on Bourke St.

Patriots may wish to consider this more fully in comments.

(Please, no comments on the multiple grammatical errors in the Newnham letter – at least he spelled his own surname correctly on official correspondence this time).

Ps. Does anyone know whom Stepho specifically is referring to when he denigrates clients of Camberwell chiropractors and Kew coffee drinkers? Surely, some of those same people are ALP voters and members. And what of tea drinkers?

Lard Lord Andrew Landeryou’s enormous gut is under attack. Literally.

by Liberty Larry and Vexnews Insider

The hard-living attention-seeking booze-hound is unfortunately NOT GOING under the knife, for lap-band surgery that leave him with the appetite of Paris Hilton.

The serial bankrupt lives in a luxurious fat cave in inner Melbourne.

Landeryou became notorious in political circles during his efforts in the Kororoit by-election through VEXNEWS’s predecessor The Other Cheek.

So upset was Landeryou at his humiliating "loss" in the campaign, though he wasn’t running, that he marched to the nearest KFC restaurant and proceeded to eat its entire stock in one sitting.

After a cushy year for Landeryou, he is already in mourning over the loss of some of his favourite snacks which include KFC chicken nuggets, and the Zinger burger. Presumably this also means no more alcoholic binges at Melbourne’s up-market bars and restaurants and at the nearest KFC’s drive-through where he is frequently seen.

Political insiders say Landeryou is fattening up in preparation for his latest bizarre stunt.

Landeryou told the Herald Sun that he weighs an impressive 1400 kilograms and that he is aiming to fatten up to 8900 kilos.

If only his ego would submit itself for a lap-band procedure.

Kororoit By Election - there's more!

"The Landeryou web site is a scum site that ran a vile campaign against Les."

And this.

But then, it looks as if it has reignited! Wonder if there was any call on the Costa Rican community?

Have a great weekend.