Monday, December 14, 2009
Siteanalytics, the independent website audience measurement provider, has revealed that only 142 people were bothered to read Vexnews in November.
It seems the only thing that 'Editor in Chief' Andrew Landeryou really wants for Christmas is readers.
While Vexnews slips away into obscurity, everyone at Team Slanderyou wishes Patriots everywhere a safe holiday season, and all the best for 2010. We will return from mid January.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
The reasons are self evident.
Now we can reveal video evidence of what prolonged reading of Vexnews (usually symptoms become immediately evident) can do to an innocent reader's health.
Beware, the video features foul language (the primary symptom suffered after reading Vexnews).
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Well, its not so much a discussion, as much as it says a thousand words without saying anything at all.
Vexnews' "timeline" - blank
Vexnews' "funding" - blank.
Thursday, December 03, 2009
I am advised by one of your associates that you have claimed that I was successfully sued in relation to the liquidation of the Melbourne University Student Union Inc.
That is utterly false.
My financial situation - temporary I assure you - relate to my business dealings with the big bad Mr Solomon Lew and have nothing at all to do with the MUSU.
While it is true that there were a number of patriots were sued by a Socialist Left appointed Liquidator in nuisance lawsuits for massive amounts and settled for small payments (in the thousands of dollars against spectacular claims for millions), I believe most of the parties (including me) absolutely refused to agree to pay up anything to a fraudulent process of the kind instigated by our socialist friends.
You will find - and I encourage you to research the matter further - that no trial has yet or is ever likely to occur for the very good reason that there was no basis whatsoever to the claims made. So yes there was a lawsuit filed, and some amazingly high legal expenses on the Liquidator's part, but no trial let alone the result you imply. We vigorously defended every step of his bogus lawsuit and tormented the fucker as much as we could. A Supreme Court judge agreed we did rather a good job. He grew so upset he attempted to obtain court bans on our vigorous defence of his scandalous lawsuit. Poor fuck didn't have a clue.
For your reference:
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/cases/vic/VSC/2006/205.html (note the Judge essentially endorsed our claim that the Liquidator was pursuing the claim for non-commercial reasons)
Indeed, as even the left-wing rag The Age partly correctly observed, we threatened to "do slowly" the corrupt Liquidator, a threat I believe we have, so far fulfilled with much more to come. He is and was a complete crook, attempting to use the political situation there to make himself a fortune. He got the fortune but also got a pretty big dose of grief from us which will continue until I am able to piss on his grave.(Apologies for the crude language, but as you are an engie of some kind I thought it might make it easier to follow for you)
Further, the Socialist Left appointed Liquidator will - when his final report is lodged - have to account for his expenditure of some $8 million, while recovering practically nothing from the "targets" he so publicly announced and denounced. Some of this money came from MUSU members which is bad enough, but it now appears most of it came from taxpayers via the University. If you seek a scandal, it is that, he trousered many millions and recovered essentially nothing.
Happy to discuss with you further should you wish. It saddens me that socialist propaganda of this kind has been accepted and repeated by a patriot such as yourself. Clearly this is because you are a dickhead rather than malevolent per se, so I'll forgive you this once providing you withdraw your false claims and apologise.
If it happens again, I suppose you know what happens next.
PS Feel free to call me should you wish on 0415 99 33 26
Saturday, November 28, 2009
"I tweeted the following, in a discussion with someone else:
@jeamland mr landeryou has some history on wikipedia. (i did the sockpuppet investigation.)
Mr Landeryou saw fit to send me a threat for this:
I am told you made reference to me in your musings on Twitter. I don't know
you, would rather not have to become familiar with who you are and what on
Earth possessed you to comment so freely about me or to edit Wikipedia to
say absurd things about me.
Your entitled to your opinion of me but I think it might be best for you to
discuss claims you make about me with me first. If you don't, I'll promise
to return the favour after an investigation into exactly what ails you. And
that really would be a waste of time for me and a very unpleasant outcome
for you, so I urge you to Twit more carefully in future.
I look forward to an exchange involving pie charts.
p.s.: if you don’t want your months-long-running Wikipedia shenanigans remembered, it helps not to have done them. Oops, too late."
Friday, November 20, 2009
Vexnews lost just one reader in October, having recorded just 162 readers in September.
The ratings are even more puzzling given that Andrew Bolt tried to push readers Vexnews' way.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Team Slanderyou has obtained an exclusive picture of the resident of the Vexnews fat cave.
The resident wanted to remain anonymous. Our photo journalist was requested to photograph him/her/it wearing funny glasses and moustache so as to obscure their identity. Right click into a new window/tab to view the picture in full.
Patriots may wish to guess the identity of the resident.
The photograph reveals a horrifying medical experiment in progress. The fat cave resident is trying valiantly, it must be said, to become the fastest person on the planet.
Team Slanderyou is taking a sabbatical through November, and will return in early December. TS may Twitter occasionally, so please view our Tweets.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Online spivery master Andrew Landeryou reveals an in depth knowledge of online spivery.
As a policy we don't provide links through to Vexnews, for fear of liability if readers click through to Vexnews and their computers are inevitably infected with malware. Read Vexnews at your own risk.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.
The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.
The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.
The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Friday, October 09, 2009
Listen to the Neil Mitchell spray here, "Fevola: the real story".
Neil Mitchell of 3AW describes Vexnews as "scurrilous" and "wrong" and an "...idiot website".
News.com.au describes Vexnews as a "...Victorian rumour website".
It has also been described as a "shit sheet" and the Blog of Sleaze. (see labels below for details)
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Monday, October 05, 2009
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
In other developments, editor and former inmate Andrew Landeryou has shifted his operation to Sturt in South Australia. Is Sturt the new hotbed for online spivery?
It was a close run thing. Without registration, Vexnews would have been an illegal blog.Landeryou is photographed here in happier times, fresh from Solomon Lew's funded holiday in sunny Costa Rica.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
New replacement video!!!!
And apparently Brimbank Council was sacked.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Not surprising really, given the 'lack-of-news' website's collapse in its readership to just over 400 per month.
Additional data suggests that 'things' are very grave indeed. Who.is has listed the website as "inactive". The site also shows Vexnews':
Alexa Trend/Rank: 1 Month: 377,617 3 Month: 331,094
Page Views per Visit: 1 Month: 2.0 3 Month: 2.3
Patriots will be counting down the days to deregistration.
How will you be celebrating on that day Patriots, and the lead up to it?
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Friday, September 04, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Patriots might wish to cast their minds back to May 2005, when Patriot ABC Radio presenter Jon Faine, at great risk, interrogated Andrew Landeryou.
Patriots are reminded of Stephen Mayne’s in-depth coverage of the interview, which an independent media analyst described as Faine shooting fish in a barrel.
TS presents edited highlights of Mayne’s report.
By Stephen Mayne
“ABC Victoria’s Jon Faine took a risk this morning and invited fallen ALP powerbroker and failed businessman Andrew Landeryou into the studio for a vigorous 15-minute live exchange before an audience of almost 200,000. Faine was certainly a little apprehensive about defamation and Landeryou did manage to plug his blog and land a few blows on Solly Lew, Melbourne Uni Student Union (MUSU) liquidator Dean McVeigh, The Age’s Leonie Wood and a few other players in the soap opera that is his life.
Landeryou sailed close to the wind… Faine really put him through his paces about allegedly doing a runner, failed ventures and his credibility.
Landeryou then went to Costa Rica and attempted to pick up an online gaming business that he hoped to float on the ASX in an “arbitrage” play that would raise enough funds to clear the debt to Solly (Lew) – a debt that seems to have been incurred in very curious circumstances involving threats of more embarrassing public disclosures.
Landeryou said that his business associates knew where he was but he didn’t tell his wife as there were problems in his marriage that he wouldn’t be elaborating on publicly.”
Mayne concludes his report with: “We tried to call Landeryou this morning on the mobile number displayed on the home page of his blog (0415 993 326) but we just got the theme song from the original Spiderman.
Patriots will remember that Landeryou was last seen in mid 2008 in his Spiderman suit.
Mayne made no mention of Landeryou writing as Delia Delegate for Crikey.
This will be the last TS report for two weeks.