Monday, October 05, 2009

A short video that explains Vexnews

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Square Eyes said...

Lord,

Please forgive me if I am in the wrong. I just want to fry everyone involved in the TV advertising industry. They are total sellouts. If God wanted to give Melbourne an enema, he (or she) would stick the nozzle in Channel 7 and Channel 9. They are devout dollar worshippers who provide us with tsunamis of 'free to air' advertising. Even Foxtel and SBS are becoming unwatchable.

Anonymous said...

Anyone know the whereabouts of Theo or little Theo. The last we heard of them was on Vexnews where Theo was planning to pursue the lady who accused him of rape. For that matter, what became of his $1M lawsuit against her in Greece?

little Theo said...

Theo is writing his memoirs which will reveal all! For certain conquests, he is relying on my eye-witness, first-gland sorry, first-hand, recollections. It is not going to be another 'Les 120 journées de Sodome ou l'école du libertinage', or anything like it it. It ia simply a melange of dirty politics and ungovernable hornyness.

Theo is unusually frank about his relations with the Landeryous, Bracks and Brumby. This will result in pages of Herald-Sun coverage.

Let me put it this way, Theo does not share Alan Jones's high opinion of Vexnews.

Theo of course has been permanently grounded by Rita. His tea tastes of bromide and valium. His undies for tomorrow are in the fridge overnight. She has been trying to include a personality pill each day but admits 'it is just not working'.

Anne Frank said...

I have listed Vexnews very prominently in my guide to internet Nazi websites that should be avoided at all costs.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Landeryou's arse will soon be seeing ver different action from my hot-rodding men. We might film it and post it up on YouTube for Slanderyou readers to enjoy.

Shirley Some-Mistake said...

NRL boss David Gallop has personally warned victorious Melbourne Storm players before their trip home: don't take the shine off your win with a sex scandal.

"When you return you are likely to be harassed by an implausibly fat bald man in a dress reeking of chicken fat and fortified wine calling himself Shirley who will try to have sex with you and urge your team-mates to join in with a gang-bang," he warned Storm players.

Gallop's message has been simple. "Don't let yourself down, your team down and your fans. Don't spoil your victory. Steer well away from Shirley."

Brutus Beefcake said...

Let me introduce you to a new honorary Hot Rodder from the Barwon prison farm called Francis the mule.

Mules are hugely hung beasts and a hot rodding man has been training Francis to mount and sodomise any strangers he sees in preparation for Landeryou's arrival here at Barwon Jail.

The training has been successful. Landeryou faces nothing but physical and psychological pain and humiliation in Barwon Jail.

Anonymous said...

Hey Little Theo! I have heard that the first time anyone discovered that Kimberley was actually a man dressed as a woman was when Theo tried to go him at the wedding reception. Is that true?

Brutus Beefcake said...

Victorian Corrections Minister Bob Cameron today unveiled a new $15 million maximum security unit at Port Phillip Prison to house the state's worst criminals.

This is an effort by Landeryou's corrupt Labor mates to protect him from the wrath of the Barwon Jail Hot Rodders.

They know they will have to clap Landeryou in jail ahead of the election as the embarassment will be too great, but want to save him from the torments me and Bubba and the boys have planned.

It will not work. There is a secret cadre of Hot Rodding men throughout the Victorian prison system.

Whatever prison you end up in, Landeryou, anal evisceration awaits you, along with so much more!!!!!

Brutus Beefcake said...

That guy in video who thinks his sphincter is on fire after lighting his fart: Landeryou will wish his was. It would be much less painful and cause much less long term damage that just one brief encounter with us hot rodding men.

Mrs Alice Idris said...

Was this the television advertisement used to promote Andrew's chicken halal sausages, that were substituted with pork?

Concerned said...

I don't believe that this video explains Vexnews. The stench of farts dissipates swiftly enough. The reek of Vexnews lingers.

Brutus Beefcake said...

There is no such surgical procedure as a rectal reconstruction, Andrew. You will be using a colostomy bag within days of your arrival here in Barwon and use it for the rest of your life. Not that it will be very long. Beware! Hot Rodding men have spoken.

Anonymous said...

Will Vexnews report the allegations of Mike Rann's pants activities?

Brutus Beefcake said...

Will Landeryou report the pants action he gets from me and my Hot Rodders when he gets to Barwon? We think he will be too terrified or in too much pain.

Stranded said...

Four Corners tonight is showing that Sydney is suffering the same basic problem as Melbourne. Overcrowding, transport systems that don't work, and politicians and public servants who have abdicated responsibility.

Myki said...

Where are all the taxes going?

Increasingly, politicians of all persuasions are daily demonstrating that Austalia's present problems are well beyond them.

Thank God Landeryou never became one. His policy would have been "one tax dollar for infrastructure, two tax dollars for me".

Andrew is very fat said...

Click on my name for details of the food that gives Landeryou erections

They've lost the plot said...

What part of the words malfeasance, misfeasance and nonfeasance, don't the politians, public service Mandarins and bloated PPP CEOs understand?

Anonymous said...

Ninety-nine out of a hundred pollies, mandarins and corporate shonks would have no idea what those words mean--let alone why the words might apply to them.

Blunderbelly Landeryou knows what the words means but he spurns them because he is a lawless libeller who lies.

Crapulence said...

Landeryou has been turning cooking fat and lard into tasty snacks for years.

His absolute faves are 'Shark Claspers in chillied oil Soup' and 'Jellied Brown Snake Fat Fondue'.

As for his, ahem, 'elections', Kim Kitchen and Rita Randles say they have seen much bigger cl*ts.

Madame Defarge said...

The Libs are spiralling into total meltdown. Turnbull keeps placing his neck under the guillotine. He should just dump Dutton the dreary, dumb dud. Dutton is not leadership material. He couldn't run a good Teddy Bears' Picnic.

The ETS eventually will have many political casualties. Huge pending power hikes will impact every Australian family. The whole ET Scheme is mad while Asian and South American forests continue to disappear. Why should my family bear the cost?

The World's Oldest Prostitute said...

I have been screwed by nearly everyone!

Just now, I am being rooted by Climate Change activists, Environmentalists and the new Waterways charge from the so-called Victorian government. How come I get screwed so often, but end up paying the government?

I had been putting money aside for my twilight years. But I got screwed by rapacious millionaire corporate execs who caused the global financial crash?

Every day is Groundhog Day. Tomorrow I will be screwed all over again!

Brutus Beefcake said...

We get up very early here at Barwon but I have a feeling that when he comes here Landeryou won't sleep at all.

Anonymous said...

With all this fake POW scandal going on when are the authorities going to act about Sergeant Sasha's claim to be the last living veteran of the colonial expeditionary force to the Boer War?

Brutus Beefcake said...

I will Boer, sorry, bore Landeryou's ass and so will the hot rodders.

Shirley Some-Mistake said...

Rumour has it that Alan Jones has had unsavoury relationships with footballers. This common interest must have bought him and Shirley together.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Alan Jones is not averse to some of the stuff Hot Rodding men dish out.

Brutus Beefcake said...

We have a new hot rodder who arrived here at Barwon just an hour or so ago, Bai Tu, a former senior officer from the Khmer Rogue prison camp of Tulong Sleng. Bai is a master torturer who came to Australia as a refugee and ended up in Barwon after a series of sadistic torture slayings that were too gruesome for the media to report.

Me and Bubba and the hot rodding men told him about Andrew Landeryou and how he hates Asians and how he is heading here to Barwon Jail. Bai can barely wait to get his hands on him.

Anonymous said...

Obese crook Landeryou has a link to this story on his Blog of Sleaze;

Why Prisoner Rehabilitation Matters

Surely he can't be thinking of going straight?

Anonymous said...

If El Gordo wanted to go straight he would stop using women's names.

Brutus Beefcake said...

What I intend to do to Landeryou isn't straight at all.

Bartolomeo Vanzetti said...

In the new anarchists' world I envisage, the Barwon Hot Rodders would be freed to cruelly treat heaps of corporate crims and political pedagogues. There are so many "leaders' in Victoria who are in fact shonks, frauds and crooks. Prison terms would be salutary, but a good buggering by the Hot Rodders would leave an everlasting impression on their evil 'little' lives.

But, where to start!?!

Anonymous said...

If Lib frontbencher Peter Dutton was so valued by mates in Canberra, why was he skewered in Queensland?

Dumbo Dutton is hopeless. His public appearances on Lateline and other public affairs programs have been gauche and embarrassing. He just doesn't have 'It'.

Maybe the key is that Qld doesn't like the ETS (whatever the hell that is), like most of the rest of Australia.

Is it possible that Labor saw this as an issue that could internally divide the Libs and Nats. If so, it was uncommonly clever strategy. Maybe it was just luck.

Who cares, burn in hell Howard remnants!

Ted Shows the Way said...

Despite Landeryou's monotonous continuing pronouncements, Ted Baillieu is tightening his vice-like grip on the Liberal leadership in Victoria. His TV news doorstops are increasingly riveting, commanding and incisive. His Exocet missile attacks on the lazy Brumby goverment are scoring huge destructive hits.

Mal Turnbull should take note.

Port Power said...

The "Mike Rann stole my wife" yarn is the most salacious story in Australian politics this week, yet the sleaziest website in the land, Fat Andy's Blog of Sleaze (AKA Poxnews) has not gone near it.

A number of Landeryou's known criminal associates also have had close associations with Rann.

They must have bought the fat crook's silence.

Port Power said...

The "Mike Rann stole my wife" yarn is the most salacious story in Australian politics this week, yet the sleaziest website in the land, Fat Andy's Blog of Sleaze (AKA Poxnews) has not gone near it.

A number of Landeryou's known criminal associates also have had close associations with Rann.

They must have bought the fat crook's silence.

little Theo said...

Theo is writing his memoirs which will reveal all! For certain conquests, he is relying on my eye-witness, first-gland sorry, first-hand, recollections. It is not going to be another 'Les 120 journées de Sodome ou l'école du libertinage', or anything like it it. It ia simply a melange of dirty politics and ungovernable hornyness.

Theo is unusually frank about his relations with the Landeryous, Bracks and Brumby. This will result in pages of Herald-Sun coverage.

Let me put it this way, Theo does not share Alan Jones's high opinion of Vexnews.

Theo of course has been permanently grounded by Rita. His tea tastes of bromide and valium. His undies for tomorrow are in the fridge overnight. She has been trying to include a personality pill each day but admits 'it is just not working'.

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