Team Slanderyou is branching out into the travel business.
Our first product offering is the “Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour”.
The tour will offer a unique insight into the life and times of Andrew Landeryou.
Highlights include:
Day 1: A visit to the Melbourne University Student Union. We also visit the IQ apartments, and reminisce on what could have been.
Day 2: We retrace Landeryou’s trip to Costa Rica, with a highlight being on return a visit to the gaol where Landeryou was held.
Day 3: We then visit the courtroom where Landeryou laughed off his bankruptcy.
Day4: We take a leisurely stroll through Parkville and gaze on the mansion that was sold from under him to partially recover outstanding debts. Later in the day we take in a view of the Fat Cave.
Day 5: Patriots’ choice. Patriots can add their choice of sights to see and experience. (Please let us know).
Each day Patriots will be guided to the nearest KFC for breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, late supper, and midnight snack.
Last week the Geelong Advertiser devoted precious inches to Andrew Landeryou.
It seems The Sun newspaper in the UK didn’t want to miss out on the fun, featuring a plastic bag carrying Landeryou, in a story about how his KFC craving is a major cause of global warming.
The hard-living attention-seeking booze-hound is unfortunately NOT GOING under the knife, for lap-band surgery that leave him with the appetite of Paris Hilton.
The serial bankrupt lives in a luxurious fat cave in inner Melbourne.
Landeryou became notorious in political circles during his efforts in the Kororoit by-election through VEXNEWS’s predecessor The Other Cheek.
So upset was Landeryou at his humiliating "loss" in the campaign, though he wasn’t running, that he marched to the nearest KFC restaurant and proceeded to eat its entire stock in one sitting.
After a cushy year for Landeryou, he is already in mourning over the loss of some of his favourite snacks which include KFC chicken nuggets, and the Zinger burger. Presumably this also means no more alcoholic binges at Melbourne’s up-market bars and restaurants and at the nearest KFC’s drive-through where he is frequently seen.
Political insiders say Landeryou is fattening up in preparation for his latest bizarre stunt.
Landeryou told the Herald Sun that he weighs an impressive 1400 kilograms and that he is aiming to fatten up to 8900 kilos.
If only his ego would submit itself for a lap-band procedure.
Andrew Landeryou has expressed an interest in a new KFC franchise in East Timor.
Though Patriot Kevin has asked “Hopefully KFC hasn’t made it there yet!”
Andrew did express an interest in Costa Rica, some time back. But we guess it involved too much running around what with the need to provide HOME DELIVERY . All that running around can be tiring! See here for more..
Happy weekend.
Inquiry into Obesity in Australia
The House of Representatives Standing Committee on Health and Ageing has reviewed the 2006-07 annual report of the Department of Health and Ageing and, pursuant to Standing Order 215(c), resolved to conduct an inquiry into obesity in Australia on 19 March 2008.
The Committee invites interested persons and organisations to make submissions addressing the terms of reference by Friday, 13 June 2008. Please refer to our brochure called preparing a submission for more information.
In order to facilitate electronic publishing of submissions, the Committee would prefer them to be emailed to haa.reps@aph.gov.au or sent on disk or CD-ROM to the Committee Secretariat in Microsoft Word® or Portable Document Format (PDF).
No truth that the “surfing hippo” was infact Landeryou at Sth Melbourne beach.
