Andy will be pleased: two flavours for the price of one.
The long overdue return of our popular game. For new players, you will need to spot the similarity between the two people featured. Hint: the game is easier than it looks.
One wrote a hate blog, the other’s blog is a hate list.
Both were sacked. One was sacked from ‘political office’; and the other was sacked from his own business (IQ Corp).
Both wrote Liberal Party blogs, especially Andrew Landeryou as reported by The Australian .
Both hate Ted Ballieu.
Both wrote their blogs “Gleefully”.
At least one of them has a public chicken fetish.
Both are now (permanently?) unemployed.
Again, apologies Patriots, but another busy week ahead for TS, so our posts will be less frequent this week.
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No truth that the “surfing hippo” was infact Landeryou at Sth Melbourne beach.
Andrew Landeryou takes a peculiar pleasure in ridiculing, from behind his veil of bankruptcy protection, a range of public and successful people. One in particular is Solomon Lew. Sollie is a big boy and can defend himself. But it does seem strange to patriots that Landeryou didn’t seem to have any concerns or doubts about Lew when he gladly took the corporate raider’s money to capitalise his now defunct IQ Corp. And, his recent moral righteousness has precluded him from handing back Lew’s $3 million dollar investment. The only return on that investment was Landeryou’s own bankruptcy of a mere $13,000 – an amount Landeryou has laughed off.
Also, while running IQ Corp into insolvency, Landeryou also gladly took Fairfax’s money (through an arrangement with The Age newspaper). That business relationship too fell apart when Landeryou failed to comply with the terms of the contract. So like Lew, Fairfax/The Age has incurred Landeryou’s wrath not because of anything they did; but rather because of what he didn’t do.
Landeryou continues to be at war with everyone. No one is immune it seems from his paranoia: Tim Blair, past colleagues, your Blog of Truth, and now Bastards Inc.
Andrew Landeryou has a history of trying to and occasionally succeeding in shutting down opposing blogs, including our predecessor Slandersyou, Tim Blair’s, and of course your Blog of Truth. Some would suggest this is akin to cyber terrorism. His links to terrorism have been noted elsewhere. In addition, his online gaming spivery has attracted the attention of WIPO, the Internet police.
New revelations have emerged that in May 2006, Landeryou harassed a far right, gun totting, extremist blog, Bastards Inc. This harassment occurred while he was squatting in his apartment with millionaire views.
“I'll out you.
I've outed a number of bloggers, and you will be the next on my list.
Anonymity is for cowards (just like you) ... I will have the last laugh”
Posted by: Andrew Landeryou | Monday, May 01, 2006 at 09:24 PM
I am completing my famous Monday Madness column that will expose you (to) the full public glare.
Posted by: Andrew Landeryou | Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 10:24 AM
The owner of Bastards Inc responded:
“Stay tuned folks, this should be a hoot ... Seems Andrew has one rule for his email list and another for the rest of the rabble.
Landers has also claimed under oath some interesting points about privacy.
"But Andrew Landeryou wasn't publicly associated with Marbaine and once again he was asked why not.He said the truth was he was planning to run for office one day and he believed that his involvement in business dealings would have made that difficult. He said he was also preoccupied with his privacy."
Hypocritical oaf.
Posted by Chief Bastard on Saturday, April 29, 2006 at 06:45 PM in Another thing I don't give a shit about | Permalink
Supporters of Bastard’s Inc came to its defence:
Andrew,
Look I'm sure if one dredges deep enough CB's identity may be found but what will you have achieved? Will you have made one little dent in the logical argument of the right and will you have convinced anybody that socialism is the answer to all the worlds problems? NO.
Such a touching crusade to embark upon on this annual celebratory day of the worldwide left wing. You and your latte sipping idiots must really feel you're on the edge of a major breakthrough. Who knows you might implicate CB in the Kennedy assassination.
Posted by: Intellectual Gladiator | Monday, May 01, 2006 at 11:29 PM
Just clicked your link Andrew and it seems I assumed you were a lefty. Nice that you're not but why should everybody put their personal details up on the web just because you choose to?
Posted by: Intellectual Gladiator | Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:00 AM
CB,
I've had some experience with internet stalkers -
I've had to take out an APV order on one nasty unit who was hassling me-
I've taken the time to find out your stalker's 'details', only cos I hate this kind of crap.
I'd be inclined to let things rest for the moment, but if you need the info let me know -
My email addy is provided.
Regards,
hmtp.
Posted by: Hotman Tightpants | Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 07:53 PM
Why Landeryou would have it in for Bastards Inc is not known.
Speculation centres on the fact that Landeryou is overly sensitive to accurate, well structured and delivered criticism. So much so that he implores critics to “Eat Shit”. We assume that this is because he wants to horde KFC all to himself.
It seems it was Christmas only yesterday. And Easter last year, TS was in Costa Rica.
As you tuck into your fish on Good Friday, or your toasty hot cross bun, think of Andrew Landeryou. All alone in his Fat Cave, tucking into his Easter KFC.
It’s not all bad for Andy. He actually looks forward to Good Friday. As most Christians munch away on fish, Landeryou considers that it offers an opportunity to masticate away on excess KFC.
At this “giving up things for Lent” time, perhaps it’s time to consider the legal proposal to make it illegal for restaurants to serve fat customers. As Landeryou is KFC’s biggest customer – in every sense – we expect they would lobby extensively against the law.
Like a Rat, prison authorities utilised the lure of KFC to move inmate Andrew Landeryou from cell to cell.
It appears that Andrew Landeryou has been up to his usual tricks. Select this external link for details.
Meanwhile, times are a little tough at the moment for Melbourne’s own Mr Creosote, what with his chronic unappeasable hunger for “fatter-than-fat” fried chicken.
So we thought it was time to humanise Andrew Landeryou, and take you on a tour of his personal life.
Last year (April 2007) we reported that Landeryou took delivery of a new car. He has since grown into it! With the import tariff loaded onto the price, it may explain Andy’s recent rant against the automotive industry review.
Patriots might also take note of Landeryou ‘hard at work’ on his Blog of Sleaze, in his Fat Cave. The picture is a study exploring all that makes Landeryou who he is. You might want to consider amongst yourselves all the various paraphernalia that he has surrounded himself with, such as the obligatory KFC family bucket. The portrait truly tells a thousand words.
Plus take a look at an early “Spot the Similarity” game.
It is well known that Andrew Landeryou’s favourite (and increasingly only) pastime is eating. He especially has an unrequited chicken fetish, especially the KFC kind.
Not very long ago, while seated at Table 1 (nearest the kitchen) Landeryou masticated through $1000 worth of food in one evening sitting.
At the end of the night he could not even fit in a wafer thin mint.
The Mayne Report carries the exclusive of the night referred to in political circles as “the night of the greasy fingers” in reference to Landeryou’s mastication skills.
No one is quite sure why Landeryou attended the evening wearing a crop top. One suggestion is that he went as alternate personality Cat Cait, with the hope that no one would recognise him.
Plus tune in Monday for updated photographs of Landeryou doing whatever Landeryou does.
Last Friday, Andrew Landeryou was subject to his now regular anal-probe appointment with the Federal Court.
Numerous sightings and coverage of the events were reported by patriots.
Meanwhile in other unsavoury developments:
UPDATE 2
Add another illness to the list - this time its an STD.
UPDATE 1
It looks as if the Herald Sun is finally over Landeryou, slamming him as a gadfly, defined as:Though, of course, Landeryou is too large an animal to be described as "Any of various flies, especially of the family Tabanidae, that bite or annoy livestock and other animals."
ORIGINAL
Andrew “the Rat” Landeryou has made a number of public promises, concerning his viral blog of sleaze, about revealing all about MUSU, IQ Corporation, Optima etc etc.
Of course, TS patriots are still waiting and waiting and waiting.
What Landeryou has primarily concentrated on is soft gay porn, and operating as a social networking forum for connoisseurs of deformed fried chicken fetishists.
Have we missed something?
See you all Monday.
It is not only the Left that has bloggers suffering multiple personalities or Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID).
“Darryl Mason, who has hidden behind the names Stan Lorne, Max Dreswell, Sam Lowry, Ferris Fremont, PitchMaster, and Leftie Latte Lover, claims that he is not DM or commenter Tabmow. Those last two are, if Darryl is to be believed, the work of some other lying idiots. Not him.”
The far Right too has one.
Andrew Landeryou suffers from this ailment. His personalities, all but one (Freedom Freddy) share female personalities: Cait, Catter8, his most famous Delia Delegate and now a new one has reared its head – Rita.
Hopefully, after the election whoever wins will allocate sufficient resources to mental health, and help Landeryou.
