Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.

Vexnews to be deregistered

In August, Team Slanderyou exclusively reported that Vexnews was to be deregistered on the 25th of September.

Not surprising really, given the 'lack-of-news' website's collapse in its readership to just over 400 per month.

Additional data suggests that 'things' are very grave indeed. Who.is has listed the website as "inactive". The site also shows Vexnews':

Alexa Trend/Rank: 1 Month: 377,617 3 Month: 331,094
Page Views per Visit: 1 Month: 2.0 3 Month: 2.3

Patriots will be counting down the days to deregistration.

How will you be celebrating on that day Patriots, and the lead up to it?

Vexnews: ratings collapse - only 454 readers in August

Only 454 readers bothered to read Vexnews in August. It was 467 in July!!!

Vexnews: “media and online spivery road kill”

Independent website traffic measurement provider Site Analytics has revealed that only 467 people read Vexnews in July.

Respected media analysts approached for comment by Team Slanderyou have offered a range of views. One analyst said he was “…surprised the number was so high”. Another stated: “Vexnews is media and online spivery road kill”.

Team Slandeyrou has been tracking Vexnews’ rapidly dwindling readership levels since its establishment some 6 months ago. Click through the “Ratings” label below for coverage.