Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Goodbye ...............................................................

Thank you Patriots. 
We have decided to bring Team Slanderyou to an end. 
Together we have outlasted Andy's The Other Cheek, and Vexnews. All failed experiments in faux journalism.
It's now time to move on.
"....always look on the bright side of life...."
Thank you.

A new forum of truth can be found at SlanderyouNew

Friday, March 05, 2010

Stormfront's assessment of Vexnews

The shadowy fascist group Stormfront and Vexnews have had a close relationship in the past. (see label below) 

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

The very first edition of Crikey

Let's travel back in time to the very first edition of Crikey.

What memories Patriots.

And in follow up editions, Delia Delegate was to prominently feature. 

Patriots might wish to ponder about Delia's influence, amongst other things. The last time we discussed Delia was in 2007. It's worth a look.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Open Forum

Patriots, it's the return of the famous "Open Forum" column. Please comment here for the next few weeks, as staff of Team Slanderyou will be involved in deep undercover work. See you all in early March.

Monday, February 08, 2010

Wonder Andy

With Vexnews just days away from involuntary insolvency, Team Slanderyou can reveal an exclusive picture of the heavily disguised Vexnews editor-in-chief, so far successfully, evading liquidation officials.
The editor is photographed with a lovely matching handbag. 

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Monday, February 01, 2010

Scientists forced to breed extra large chook

Scientists have been forced to breed extra large chickens to satisfy Andy Landy's rapacious appetite. When will the food madness end?

Monday, January 25, 2010

Vexnews scores 0.4% for clout

Vexnews, the malware and spyware hub website continues its steady tortured decline into ignominy.
Twitalyzer, an independent Twitter analysis rating provider, has supplied Team Slanderyou with exclusive results per application of its methodology to Vexnews.
The results are not unexpected.
For ‘Impact’ Vexnews scored 0.6% out possible score of 100%.
For ‘Engagement’ Vexnews scored a remarkably high 0.0%.
For ‘Influence’, Vexnews scored 0.2%.
For ‘Generosity’, it scored 0.0%.
For ‘Clout’, it scored 0.4%.
The results can be put into context by the comments received from one senior media analyst who in response from a request from TS to comment on these ratings said: “Vexnews. What’s that?”

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour

Team Slanderyou is branching out into the travel business.

Our first product offering is the “Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour”.

The tour will offer a unique insight into the life and times of Andrew Landeryou.

Highlights include:

Day 1: A visit to the Melbourne University Student Union. We also visit the IQ apartments, and reminisce on what could have been.

Day 2: We retrace Landeryou’s trip to Costa Rica, with a highlight being on return a visit to the gaol where Landeryou was held.

Day 3: We then visit the courtroom where Landeryou laughed off his bankruptcy.

Day4: We take a leisurely stroll through Parkville and gaze on the mansion that was sold from under him to partially recover outstanding debts. Later in the day we take in a view of the Fat Cave.

Day 5: Patriots’ choice. Patriots can add their choice of sights to see and experience. (Please let us know).

Each day Patriots will be guided to the nearest KFC for breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, late supper, and midnight snack.

Monday, December 14, 2009

All Andrew Landeryou wants for Christmas is....readers

Siteanalytics, the independent website audience measurement provider, has revealed that only 142 people were bothered to read Vexnews in November.

It seems the only thing that 'Editor in Chief' Andrew Landeryou really wants for Christmas is readers.

While Vexnews slips away into obscurity, everyone at Team Slanderyou wishes Patriots everywhere a safe holiday season, and all the best for 2010. We will return from mid January.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Vexnews should come with a health warning

Patriots have long commented that Vexnews should come with a health warning.

The reasons are self evident.

Now we can reveal video evidence of what prolonged reading of Vexnews (usually symptoms become immediately evident) can do to an innocent reader's health.

Beware, the video features foul language (the primary symptom suffered after reading Vexnews).

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

The Vexnews "startup" fails to "startup"!

The Startup Australia website discusses Vexnews.

Well, its not so much a discussion, as much as it says a thousand words without saying anything at all.

Vexnews' "timeline" - blank
Vexnews' "funding" - blank.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

UPDATED: Lets indeed discuss......."My financial situation - temporary I assure you"


The correspondence below was written after Andy returned from Costa Rica. Photos reveal the flight back.


Dear Young Mr Justin or is it Simon,

I am advised by one of your associates that you have claimed that I was successfully sued in relation to the liquidation of the Melbourne University Student Union Inc.

That is utterly false.

My financial situation - temporary I assure you - relate to my business dealings with the big bad Mr Solomon Lew and have nothing at all to do with the MUSU.

While it is true that there were a number of patriots were sued by a Socialist Left appointed Liquidator in nuisance lawsuits for massive amounts and settled for small payments (in the thousands of dollars against spectacular claims for millions), I believe most of the parties (including me) absolutely refused to agree to pay up anything to a fraudulent process of the kind instigated by our socialist friends.

You will find - and I encourage you to research the matter further - that no trial has yet or is ever likely to occur for the very good reason that there was no basis whatsoever to the claims made. So yes there was a lawsuit filed, and some amazingly high legal expenses on the Liquidator's part, but no trial let alone the result you imply. We vigorously defended every step of his bogus lawsuit and tormented the fucker as much as we could. A Supreme Court judge agreed we did rather a good job. He grew so upset he attempted to obtain court bans on our vigorous defence of his scandalous lawsuit. Poor fuck didn't have a clue.

For your reference:

http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/cases/vic/VSC/2006/205.html (note the Judge essentially endorsed our claim that the Liquidator was pursuing the claim for non-commercial reasons)


Indeed, as even the left-wing rag The Age partly correctly observed, we threatened to "do slowly" the corrupt Liquidator, a threat I believe we have, so far fulfilled with much more to come. He is and was a complete crook, attempting to use the political situation there to make himself a fortune. He got the fortune but also got a pretty big dose of grief from us which will continue until I am able to piss on his grave.(Apologies for the crude language, but as you are an engie of some kind I thought it might make it easier to follow for you)

Further, the Socialist Left appointed Liquidator will - when his final report is lodged - have to account for his expenditure of some $8 million, while recovering practically nothing from the "targets" he so publicly announced and denounced. Some of this money came from MUSU members which is bad enough, but it now appears most of it came from taxpayers via the University. If you seek a scandal, it is that, he trousered many millions and recovered essentially nothing.

Happy to discuss with you further should you wish. It saddens me that socialist propaganda of this kind has been accepted and repeated by a patriot such as yourself. Clearly this is because you are a dickhead rather than malevolent per se, so I'll forgive you this once providing you withdraw your false claims and apologise.

If it happens again, I suppose you know what happens next.


PS Feel free to call me should you wish on 0415 99 33 26

Saturday, November 28, 2009

"Andrew Landeryou appears to be a waste of skin"

source: www.davidgerard.co.uk/notes/

"I tweeted the following, in a discussion with someone else:

@jeamland mr landeryou has some history on wikipedia. (i did the sockpuppet investigation.)

Mr Landeryou saw fit to send me a threat for this:

From: Andrew Landeryou &editor@vexnews.lt;com>
To: dgerard@gmail.com

Mr Gerard,

I am told you made reference to me in your musings on Twitter. I don't know
you, would rather not have to become familiar with who you are and what on
Earth possessed you to comment so freely about me or to edit Wikipedia to
say absurd things about me.

Your entitled to your opinion of me but I think it might be best for you to
discuss claims you make about me with me first. If you don't, I'll promise
to return the favour after an investigation into exactly what ails you. And
that really would be a waste of time for me and a very unpleasant outcome
for you, so I urge you to Twit more carefully in future.

Yours sincerely

Andrew Landeryou

I look forward to an exchange involving pie charts.

p.s.: if you don’t want your months-long-running Wikipedia shenanigans remembered, it helps not to have done them. Oops, too late."

Friday, November 20, 2009

Vexnews ratings show steady collapse

Vexnews recorded 161 readers in October, as tabulated by independent ratings provider Siteanalytics.com.

Vexnews lost just one reader in October, having recorded just 162 readers in September.

The ratings are even more puzzling given that Andrew Bolt tried to push readers Vexnews' way.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Fat Cave

Team Slanderyou has obtained an exclusive picture of the resident of the Vexnews fat cave.

The resident wanted to remain anonymous. Our photo journalist was requested to photograph him/her/it wearing funny glasses and moustache so as to obscure their identity. Right click into a new window/tab to view the picture in full.

Patriots may wish to guess the identity of the resident.

The photograph reveals a horrifying medical experiment in progress. The fat cave resident is trying valiantly, it must be said, to become the fastest person on the planet.

Team Slanderyou is taking a sabbatical through November, and will return in early December. TS may Twitter occasionally, so please view our Tweets.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

This morning, online spivery malware site Vexnews is spinning a 'how-to' story about Betfair and other online gambling businesses.

Online spivery master Andrew Landeryou reveals an in depth knowledge of online spivery.

As a policy we don't provide links through to Vexnews, for fear of liability if readers click through to Vexnews and their computers are inevitably infected with malware. Read Vexnews at your own risk.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Meaty fun

Andy will be drooling, except there is no evidence of halal chicken sausages substituted with pork.

Friday, October 09, 2009

UPDATE x 2 "A Victorian rumour website has also posted details of Fevola's alleged indiscretions".

Listen to the Neil Mitchell spray here, "Fevola: the real story".


Neil Mitchell of 3AW describes Vexnews as "scurrilous" and "wrong" and an "...idiot website".

News.com.au describes Vexnews as a "...Victorian rumour website".

It has also been described as a "shit sheet" and the Blog of Sleaze. (see labels below for details)