Showing posts with label Catter8. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catter8. Show all posts

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.



Sunday, June 07, 2009

Cait Cat has just read Vexnews

Another busy week ahead Patriots, so please comment away.

In the meantime, possible evidence of Cait Catt just after having read Vexnews.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Is it something we've said?

Andy likes a good chat, especially it seems on this your 'blog of truth' via a range of different personalities.

However, he will not comment as 'Andy', unlike he has done on GrodsCorp.

Is it something we've said?

Friday, January 16, 2009

Rat & Cat love

By Liberty Larry

While Team Slanderyou takes a well earned break, I thought patriots would be interested in cat and rat love.

Patriots will recall how Landeryou is a Labor Rat, and how he posts, frequently on this blog, as alternate personality Cait Catt. It is love at first sight.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Andrew Landeryou: Interngate Scandal – fair minded patriots shocked

Scandal prone bankrupt and Liberal Party blogger Andrew Landeryou has been implicated in a developing imbroglio involving questionable employment practices.

Landeryou has advertised on his Bog of Sleaze, for an “intern” to join him on his Sleazy Blog endeavours.

The advert raises a number of significant questions.

Is Landeryou so lonely that the needs to advertise for ‘friends’ with mutual benefits?

Where is Freedom Freddy?

Where is Joe Klein?

Where is Cait Catt or Catter8 for that matter?

If all of the above are real, why not just appoint them?

And how can an unemployed bankrupt pay the intern for services rendered?

The picture of Monica Lewinski accompanying the advert clearly reveals his real motivations for the intern. As identified by reader Anna:

“If you notice the Landeryou's accompanying picture, it's of Monica Lewinski. Landeryou clearly wants an intern who will give him head. Isn't there some sort of law against that? I for one am sickened. This goes to the very heart of Landeryou's loneliness' complex.”

Andrew Landeryou is not new to sexual scandal. He has a history of heavily featuring photographs of footballer’s penises and those of political candidates. Though with the second example, the jury of public opinion is still out on whether the photographs were actually of Landeryou himself masquerading as a half naked Family First candidate.

Patriots have recently raised the issue of Landeryou’s loneliness.

Suggestions are that Landeryou’s search for a female intern and his loneliness are connected.

Landeryou ‘s most recent Facebook escapades suggest his is very lonely; but resorting to employing people so they will be your friends has shocked fair minded patriots.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Costa Rican has multiple personalities


It is not only the Left that has bloggers suffering multiple personalities or Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID).

“Darryl Mason, who has hidden behind the names Stan Lorne, Max Dreswell, Sam Lowry, Ferris Fremont, PitchMaster, and Leftie Latte Lover, claims that he is not DM or commenter Tabmow. Those last two are, if Darryl is to be believed, the work of some other lying idiots. Not him.”

The far Right too has one.

Andrew Landeryou suffers from this ailment. His personalities, all but one (Freedom Freddy) share female personalities: Cait, Catter8, his most famous Delia Delegate and now a new one has reared its head – Rita.

TS is especially worried for Landeryou's health. It was not long ago reported that Landeryou suffers various health problems, such as cranial gigantism, antisocial personality disorder (abbreviated APD or ASPD), delusions, and narcissism.

Hopefully, after the election whoever wins will allocate sufficient resources to mental health, and help Landeryou.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Delia Landeryou – hairdressing tips

Andrew Landeryou has a history of hiding behind aliases. Freedom Freddy, Joe Klein, Andy Landy, Cait and Catter8 are but some examples. He’s had lots of practice.


His most famous creation (personality?) however is Delia Delegate (nee Landeryou).

Having been publicly exposed as Delia Delegate by the magazine editor that published his willfully destructive and defamatory anti-Labor Unity pieces, Andrew Landeryou continues to deny all knowledge.


However, his denial hasn’t extended to returning the payments he received for the submissions to Crikey.

Why won’t this story go away? Why won’t Landeryou admit the truth? Why does Landeryou enjoy ‘dressing up’ as a female commentator?

Ps: is it time that Landeryou invested in a comb over?