Showing posts with label Ratings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ratings. Show all posts

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Vexnews scores 0.4% for clout



Vexnews, the malware and spyware hub website continues its steady tortured decline into ignominy.
Twitalyzer, an independent Twitter analysis rating provider, has supplied Team Slanderyou with exclusive results per application of its methodology to Vexnews.
The results are not unexpected.
For ‘Impact’ Vexnews scored 0.6% out possible score of 100%.
For ‘Engagement’ Vexnews scored a remarkably high 0.0%.
For ‘Influence’, Vexnews scored 0.2%.
For ‘Generosity’, it scored 0.0%.
For ‘Clout’, it scored 0.4%.
The results can be put into context by the comments received from one senior media analyst who in response from a request from TS to comment on these ratings said: “Vexnews. What’s that?”

Monday, December 14, 2009

All Andrew Landeryou wants for Christmas is....readers


Siteanalytics, the independent website audience measurement provider, has revealed that only 142 people were bothered to read Vexnews in November.

It seems the only thing that 'Editor in Chief' Andrew Landeryou really wants for Christmas is readers.

While Vexnews slips away into obscurity, everyone at Team Slanderyou wishes Patriots everywhere a safe holiday season, and all the best for 2010. We will return from mid January.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Vexnews ratings show steady collapse

Vexnews recorded 161 readers in October, as tabulated by independent ratings provider Siteanalytics.com.

Vexnews lost just one reader in October, having recorded just 162 readers in September.

The ratings are even more puzzling given that Andrew Bolt tried to push readers Vexnews' way.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.



Friday, September 25, 2009

Last minute registration of deregistered Vexnews

Patriots, it looks like, at the very last minute, Vexnews' registration was renewed until 25 September 2010.

In other developments, editor and former inmate Andrew Landeryou has shifted his operation to Sturt in South Australia. Is Sturt the new hotbed for online spivery?

It was a close run thing. Without registration, Vexnews would have been an illegal blog.Landeryou is photographed here in happier times, fresh from Solomon Lew's funded holiday in sunny Costa Rica.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Vexnews to be deregistered

In August, Team Slanderyou exclusively reported that Vexnews was to be deregistered on the 25th of September.

Not surprising really, given the 'lack-of-news' website's collapse in its readership to just over 400 per month.

Additional data suggests that 'things' are very grave indeed. Who.is has listed the website as "inactive". The site also shows Vexnews':

Alexa Trend/Rank: Down Arrow 1 Month: 377,617 3 Month: 331,094
Page Views per Visit: Down Arrow 1 Month: 2.0 3 Month: 2.3

Patriots will be counting down the days to deregistration.

How will you be celebrating on that day Patriots, and the lead up to it?

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Vexnews: ratings collapse - only 454 readers in August



Only 454 readers bothered to read Vexnews in August. It was 467 in July!!!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Vexnews: “media and online spivery road kill”

Independent website traffic measurement provider Site Analytics has revealed that only 467 people read Vexnews in July.

Respected media analysts approached for comment by Team Slanderyou have offered a range of views. One analyst said he was “…surprised the number was so high”. Another stated: “Vexnews is media and online spivery road kill”.

Team Slandeyrou has been tracking Vexnews’ rapidly dwindling readership levels since its establishment some 6 months ago. Click through the “Ratings” label below for coverage.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Vexnews will expire in September

Vexnews, the financially insolvent news free blog, is set to expire on the 25th of September.

Registry data indicates that Vexnews' domain name registration will end in September.

The ratings for Vexnews continue to collapse. Ratings data shows:

Alexa Trend/Rank: Down Arrow 1 Month: 343,137 3 Month: 305,606
Page Views per Visit: Down Arrow 1 Month: 2.4 3 Month: 2.6.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Vexnews in StormFront Shitstorm


Vexnews, the financially strapped pet project of serial wealth destroyer and professional bankrupt Andrew Landeryou, is embroiled in another fascist controversy, involving StormFront.

StormFront is a fascist internet talk shop for race haters.

StormFront participants have pinpointed Vexnews as a primary source for hate information.

The relationship between StormFront and Vexnews was established some months ago.

The disturbing developments have been compounded by the 50,000 plus readership of the StormFront website.

A range of independent, fair minded patriotic commentators have stated that this is a huge “shitstorm” for Vexnews.

Given that Vexnews’ readership ratings have collapsed, forging an alliance with 50,000 fascists is a worrying development.

Patriots will not only be alerted, but alarmed.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

AUDIT CONFIRMS VEXNEWS FACING COLLAPSE

Last month we reported on the imminent collapse of Vexnews.

As reported, according to independent website auditor Quarkbase, Vexnews had no future.

Quarkbase, last month, found that Vexnews’ traffic rank was down a staggering 26% off an already low base, achieving a minuscule blog ranting of 4,754,569. The blog was only bookmarked via Delicious on 5 occasions, Digg(ed) on 2 occasions, and Twitter(ed) once.

The auditors have found that in April Vexnews continued to freefall in terms of traffic rank by 21%, achieving a blog ranking of 4,807,510.

Gullible investors have been warned to seek redemption of their capital before Vexnews is foreclosed.

(Patriots are advised there will be no other posts this week.)


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Vexnews - cheap and strange

Vexnews continues its forecast decline into ratings and financial obscurity.

TS has been advised of Vexnews' primary source of information, a cheap RSS feed.

It's a strange read.

Friday, November 07, 2008

Weekend Munchies

Vexnews is in real financial trouble.

An independent valuation service records that unprofitable Vexnews is worth $95.

Your humble, community oriented, not-for-profit blog, is worth $103.

Happy weekend Patriots.

Monday, October 06, 2008

“Andy can’t even organise a mass-debate”

The REAL news keeps getting worse for Vexnews, Andrew Landeryou’s floundering new project.

Patriots have previously commented on Vexnews’ failings against a range of independent journalistic and commercial criteria.

Further investigation reveals how serious the situation has become for Vexnews’ shareholders, who in time will become creditors.

On the site, Landeryou has designed a page where the few Vexnews readers can ‘debate’ issues. (It can be found at http://www.vexnews.com/forum.)

TS can reveal that since going live there has been no debate and only 6 of Landeryou’s personalities have registered to participate. (Right click the picture above into a new tab in your browser to read the full details.)

As one commentator told TS “Andy can’t even organise a mass-debate!”

Patriots won’t be surprised by this development.

Monday, September 22, 2008

VICTORY DAY


Team Slanderyou declares today VICTORY DAY over Andrew Landeryou on behalf of patriots everywhere.

The proclamation of victory comes as Landeryou has it seems abandoned the Blog of Sleaze.

Team Slanderyou began in October 2006 with humble beginnings, and has outlasted Landeryou’s Blog of Sleaze which has been described by some commentators as the “…blogging equivalent of a bad dose of arse cancer”.

What a great victory achieved by patriots.

Credit goes to the 30,000 patriots who have read and commentated on this Blog of Truth.

Enjoy your victory patriots.

And is this the same day we bury Vexnews?

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Blog of Sleaze, Washed Up?

Confusion reigns over the current developments with the Blog of Sleaze.

One theory is that Andrew Landeryou has ‘sacked’ himself from the blog.

Alternately, he has just given up, having spent many years working on the insolvent blog.

He has now turned his attention to Vexnews, which has been independently valued at $63.

Regardless, the Blog of Sleaze joins other Landeryou managed failures: MUSU, his MUSU Presidency, IQ Corp, his Costa Rican online gaming spivery strategy, and his own personal finances.

It is widely mooted that Vexnews will soon join the above list.

Patriots may wish to discuss Landeryou’s high failure rate, throughout the week. Is it time for Landeryou to get a job?

(This will be the only post for this week)