Sunday, April 26, 2009

AUDIT CONFIRMS VEXNEWS FACING COLLAPSE

Last month we reported on the imminent collapse of Vexnews.

As reported, according to independent website auditor Quarkbase, Vexnews had no future.

Quarkbase, last month, found that Vexnews’ traffic rank was down a staggering 26% off an already low base, achieving a minuscule blog ranting of 4,754,569. The blog was only bookmarked via Delicious on 5 occasions, Digg(ed) on 2 occasions, and Twitter(ed) once.

The auditors have found that in April Vexnews continued to freefall in terms of traffic rank by 21%, achieving a blog ranking of 4,807,510.

Gullible investors have been warned to seek redemption of their capital before Vexnews is foreclosed.

(Patriots are advised there will be no other posts this week.)


128 Truth On Comments:

Rita Randles said...

I totally recommend Vexnews shares. Not because I might make money but because I am supporting the web's greatest news site.

catter8 said...

Quite so Rita. All the cats at my cattery read it. It's a great publication. Not like Slanderyou. Vexnews never publishes filth.

Anonymous said...

Cats read that crap! Another Landeryou fantasy. As likely as Vexnews being popular across the Asia Pacific as Landeryou claims. In reality, Poxnews has a small following in Melbourne of political hacks wanting to know if they get a mention. A vanity site. Tiny readership. Very suburban and of no consequence. Worth less than $100.

Zonga Ali said...

Poxnews would have half a chance if Team Slanderyou was running it!

Poxnews at the moment, however, is a nasty blog run by a crim, stalker and fraudster. It can only go downhill fast from here.

Anonymous said...

Cait Catt has claimed on Vexnews tonight that she was banned from Slanderyou. Any truth in this?

And So Say All Of Us said...

As the leperous ship 'Poxnews' starts to slip beneath the waves, Landeryou is still directing his hate and bile towards Les Twentyman. The last gasp of a madman. From Poxnews:

_________
Pity Twentyman pulled through isn’t it.

Posted by anon | April 25, 2009, 19:50


Friends of Les Twentyman will donate doo-doos in your empty skull for all eternity for your filthy libels on one of the greatest Victorians of the Year and OAM winners. Where are your community awards you frightful oaf?

Posted by Hello, Hello Andy | April 26, 2009, 0:13

Anonymous said...

Look at the number of times the so-called Cait Catt (Landeryou in drag) posts here. 240+ times. Every day. Unlikely to have been banned.

The git is as mad as a cut snake.

Anonymous said...

Landeryou's worthless criminal blog won the 'World's Worst Blog Award' in 2008 didn't it?

Why is the World's Worst Blogger posting here under assumed names?

Anonymous said...

Cait Catt actually posted this tonight on Vexnews (or Poxnews, whatever you wish to call it). It is not correct she claimed to have been banned.

Posted by Anon | April 25, 2009, 21:04

Cait Catt just tried to remark on how undemocratic Mr Nutt is on another blog. Her comment was removed. Shows what imposters the Young Lib Nutt supporters who run that blog are.

This comment is awaiting moderation.

A. Landeryou said...

... Snore... Snore... Uhm! what did I do wrong... Snore... Where's that freakin' wine cask?... Snore ... "Privilege"! ... Snore ...

I am Henderson Ross. said...

What a load of nonsense.

Vexnews is a great Australian success story. Why else do you think Stephen Conroy will spend $43b on rolling out optical fibre? He wants everyone in Australia to have direct access to Vexnews. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Henderson, $43billion investment in Vexnews is money well spent.

Andy's Recurrent Nightmare said...

... Snore ... Snore ... "Uh. Oh, Ferk! Another day of Poxnews! Same shite, n'other day"! ... Snore ... "Why oh why do I bother doing all this crap when I should be in jail" ... Snore .... snore ... "Hopefully, those lazy c*nts at the OPP have forgotten me altogether" ... Snore ... "Those so-called patriots at Slanderyou will be kicking my Phatt Ass again tomorrow" ... Grunt, Snore ..."I will send all my fake commenters over to Slanderyou tomorrow to stuff their Sunday dreaming" ... snore, grunt ...

Zonga Ali said...

Vexnews is haram.

Halal Chook said...

Wrong again, Zonga!

My Kibbutz grown, kosher chicken - 'Halal Poultry' - will be a huge hit in the Islamic community. You wait and see!

No more Haram! This is Halal!

Spider Pig said...

These numbers don't lie.

Spider Pig said...

What is also interessting from the audit is that Landeryou has moved the IQ Media hosting to Sturt in Adelaide.

Anyone guess why?

Fraud squad said...

Landeryou and Sergeant Sasha had a big Anzac Day yesterday.

The Sarge turned up to the march in a home-made uniform claiming to be the last living veteran of the colonial forces from the Boer War. He regaled puzzled diggers with stories of his heroism at the Battle of Spion Kop until a mental health intervention unit arrived and took him away.

Landeryou tried a different tack.

He sent letters to KFCs around the state asking for donations for the Feed A Patriot on Anzac Day Lunch. The letters were signed by the Feed a Patriot Committee on Anzac Day Lunch members: Andrew Landeryou, Cait Catt, Rita Randles, Henderson Ross, Jenny Jensen-Hanson and two supposed representatives of a Turkish delegation to the function; Al haji Abdullah and Zonga Ali.

Despite the signatures on the letter being remarkably similar, 15 community minded KFCs pledged the equivalent of over 250 meals, or enough KFC to provide Landeryou with a small snack.

They refused to hand them over however when Landeryou arrived to collect the food incapably drunk and wearing a dress and bizarrely-applied makeup.

All the managers of all the KFCs recognised him as someone who had a long record of fraudulently attempting to obtain KFC.

Attempts to apprehend Landeryou were unsuccessful as KFC staff were repelled by his smell.

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is a minor Blog read mostly by very local political pundits to identify who is going to be defamed by the mad Landeryou next. Run by a corporate crook with no identifiable source of income, it is worthless.

Anonymous said...

Not even "very local" political pundits read Poxenws. No political pundits read it as it is nothing but lies and bile. The only people stupid enough to have a look at the site (and get their computers inflected with Fat Boy's spyware) are some idiot Young Liberal types who are either so out of the loop or so thick that they think Poxnews is full of insider dope.

Anonymous said...

Some of the posters here are very funny (like Sunday, April 26, 2009 6:26:00 PM) - and should be in the Melbourne Comedy Festival! Keep it up! Even Patriots need an occasional hoot!

The same, unfortunately, can't be said for the odd Landeryou fake commenters. Catter8's cats read Poxnews. Hehehe. Dead ghoul Rita Randles cuts stories from Poxnews and pastes them here. Ho, Ho, Ho. And so on, and so forth. Y A W N!

Anonymous said...

Crims, corporate asset-strippers, fraudsters, libellers and stalkers are not well-known for a well developed sense of humour. Crime is a serious business.

Go Jump in a Lake said...

Nutty History Professor Marilyn Lake stabbed the Anzacs in the back in The Age Last week.

Andrew Bolt in The Sun said "Professor Marilyn Lake, the feminist who claims women are ‘worked to death’ as ‘slaves to the nation’ now gets $480,000 (from the Australian Research Council) to attack the ‘history of white Australia through an investigation of the idea of the ‘white man’s country’ as a defensive response to a changing world order’".

Sounds like Marilyn might make a great new Landeryou fake commenter...

Prof Marilyn Flakey said...

I wouldn't be seen dead entering the Poxnews Blog. Eeek! - it's run by a M A N! Ye Gods!

However, I have noted his transvestite activities which are a good sign. They show that he would rather be a woman.

I might deign to drop the occasional post here though. But I'm rather busy at the moment counting and recounting my gorgeous giant grant!

Anonymous said...

Hmnn. I've just had a look at ARC Advisory Council biographies. Some intellectual midgets there, I'm afraid.

ABC-TV and some Foxtel channels give unfettered access to young (and not so young) 'historians' with crackpot ideas that make one gasp with astonishment. Unfortunately, they love publicity too.

Thank God there is an off button on my TV.

Aristotle said...

Most historians are arse-kissers and tenure seekers! The others are arse-seekers and grant kissers.

kevin of southbank said...

Given that Vexnews will soon fall over, Andy will have heaps of free time. May be its time he lost some weight.

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NO THE THE KNIFE

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Anonymous said...

Perhaps the fat fraud and failure will burn up all the cash he stole trying to keep his foundering Poxnews site afloat.

That would be poetic justice, hey patriots?

Anonymous said...

Landershonk stole many millions of dollars, but between them his alcohol addiction, the KFC, the plus-sized female attire and Poxnews must be burning through the money.

Anonymous said...

7 million dollars in a lot to burn through. I suggest he still has lots in the kitty.

Anonymous said...

A one person Blog times no investment, just a lot of time. As an unemployed bankrupt Andrew has plenty of spare time on his hands to devote to the site.

Anonymous said...

Vexnews is shaping up as Landeryou's biggest and most embarrassing failure so far.

Anonymous said...

There is more in Vexnews (or Poxnews as some commentators refer to it as) today about Australia's wackiest politicos. Diane Anderson, the subject of considerable comment on this blog, features today, and it is reproduced below for the entertainment of Slanderyou readers. Happy reading:


DIANE ANDERSON

The ALP has no shortage of crazies but no-one comes close to traditional VEXNEWS favourite Diane Anderson.

Anderson lives in Michigan, in the United States and is a dual US-Australian citizen.

Despite living half-way across the world, Anderson continues to pump out her bizarre “Higgins News” newsletter.

Its most recent edition is hardly worth examining closely but focuses mainly on incendiary attacks on her brother who stopped Diane from pillaging the retirement savings of their mother.

Her fury at this is almost limitless. It is almost as bizarre as her choice of vehicle to blast out her false claims.

When VEXNEWS contacted Mr Anderson, a well-regarded lawyer in Michigan who was a candidate for judicial office he explained the horrible burden of combating Diane’s “family terrorism”:

Thank you for providing me with a copy of the April Higgins News, which publication is apparently authored by my sister, Diane Anderson. The story in the Higgins News entitled “A Tale of Two Legal Systems and the Rule of Law in the Victorian ALP” was interesting, to say the least.

I never cease to be amazed at how out of touch with reality my sister continues to be relative to the probate process taking place in the United States regarding my mother.

My sister has been determined by the Probate Court to be a person who has improperly misappropriated funds belonging to my mother, thereby necessitating the appointment of a guardian/conservator on behalf of my mother; being a person who has been proven to be a liar in multiple court hearings; being a person who has been sanctioned and fined by the Court for abusing the legal system; and being a person who was so disrespectful to the Judge that she was found in contempt of court and incarcerated for a period of time based upon her deplorable courtroom behavior.

To read the above-said article in the Higgins News, a reader of this publication would be incorrectly left with the impression Diane Anderson is somehow a victim of the American system of jurisprudence, as opposed to being a predator and abuser of the system.

I appreciate you keeping me in the loop regarding defamatory and untruthful articles being written by my sister concerning the Probate Court process in the United States and my mother’s guardianship and conservatorship matters. Please note as recently as March 23, 2009, a Probate Court hearing was held regarding my mother’s guardianship and conservatorship matters, and my sister was again found by the Court to have violated the Michigan Court Rules, and was again sanctioned and assessed fines for having filed frivolous and vexatious pleadings with the Court. My website concerning setting the record straight regarding my mother’s guardianship and conservatorship matters will discuss this recent event soon, and I will attach a copy of the Probate Court Order memorializing the Court’s above-said findings as an attachment to my website.

My wife and I are attempting to neutralize my sister’s acts of family terrorism as best we can, but unfortunately, each day is a new challenge with my sister.

We wish them luck.

Anonymous said...

David Carl Anderson, who has his own blog critical of his sister Diane, must be a very interesting character.

Anonymous said...

The mad git at it again on the fine Slanderyou Blog. Landeryou dumps more irelevant crap here.

A relief though that today Andrew is posting as Anonymous rather than as his fictitious friends.

Anonymous said...

Higgins has existed for sixty years.

In all that time it has never been held by the ALP.

Why does Landeryou then obsess so about the rantings of a rank and file Labor member in the electorate? She is an irrelevance.

All one can presume is that Ms Anderson attempted to frustrate the criminal schemes of Landeryou pere and fils.

kevin of southbank said...

Landeryou has a perverse fascination with Diane Anderson.

It is because, many years ago, he tried to hit on her. She of course flatly refused him. And he has taken it to heart ever since.

Anonymous said...

Fat Boy is so drunk, so demented and so deluded he hasn't even noticed that Poxnews is heading down the tubes. He thinks it is a brilliant success.

Dr Phil said...

With so many of his multiple characters reading Poxnews (including all the cattery catts who are also imaginary), Poxnews has a large readership already just inside Landeryou's brain.

He doesn't require anyone else. It's a vanity blog.

Bah! Humbug said...

Repulsive hypocrite and libeller Landeryou is poking fun at four 'fruitcakes' on Poxnews.

What a joke! Landeryou is Australia's biggest fruitcake by far!

He just doesn't get it! He posts ludicrous comments here under fake names. But then he expects to be taken seriously as publisher of a new source.

As a serial asset-stripper, stalker and libeller, Landeryou's 'news source' has a strret cred rating of minus 40.

CIA Station Chief Islamabad said...

Vexnews is required reading at several Lahore madrassas as an example of decadent western pro-Israeli thought.

But the students groan and loudly protest when ordered to read Vexnews. "We don't want to read suburban, and low-level union, news that is poorly researched and full of childish nonsense," they chant.

They wonder who Diane Anderson, Les Twentyman, Dean Mighell, Cait Catt and Henderson Ross actually are. For some reason they have got it into their heads that these are senior Aust Govt Advisors!

little Theo said...

Theo,

The Fed DPP let Mr Pratt off today! There is some hope for us yet, Buddy!

When Parliament next sits, you should have a vomit and froth episode and retire home in an expiring state. Maybe Big Kev could visit and get the freakin' Victorian OPP off our backs!

The Hot Rodders said...

We can't wait for you guys to arrive at Barwon! Years of rumpy pumpy await. We won't be 'off your backs' for yonks!

Tammy Flue said...

The Fat Cave has been placed under 24-hour surveillance by Australian health authorities as part of Swine Flu Pandemic counter-measures.

"We have 40,000 litres of Dettol and industrial strength anti-bacterial sprays available", a spokesman said. "Some people say Mr Landeryou is a swine and his love of a certain poultry product puts him is that sector of the community with possible exposure to bird flu".

Anonymous said...

Drowning Landeryou in Dettol won't expunge his foul calumnies over many years. For public safety, he should be burnt at the stake.

Anonymous said...

Light blue fuze and retire seven kilometres.

Eastern Hill MFB Station Officer said...

I agree with that last safety alert. Landeryou is 70% KFC fat. Burning him would result in a huge fireball explosion. It would be like dropping a huge napalm bomb on Melbourne's CBD. MFB would be unable to deal with a public disaster on this scale.

Anonymous said...

An admission tonight that Vexnews is not always first with the latest news. It seems the Vexnews Investigations Unit may be behind the eight ball too.

That admission relates to Peter Costello and Diane Anderson. It seems that Peter Costello very likely received Higgins News even before Vexnews.

This admission will no doubt be loudly approved of by Slanderyou. Vexnews has cleary been outperformed by Peter Costello.

Health reporter said...

Health authorities are warning of an outbreak of chicken flu in the Melbourne CBD.

The outbreak has been traced to unhygienic premises on the corner of Little Collins and Russell Streets.

Chicken flu is far more virulent that swine flu.

The virus cannot be killed by dipping in the Colonel's secret herbs and spices and deep frying.

Health officials said chicken flu attacked the brains of sufferers.

"They are subject to all kinds of delusions," chief medical officer David Clive said.

"It is tragic in the final stages.

"Sufferers may imagine they are of interest to, say, ASIO and the CIA.

"They may develop something akin to schizophrenia and start referring to themselves by different names and think they are a different gender.

"They also believe the most humdrum and mundane is of great interest and importance.

"Once they have reached this stage, an agonising death is not far away.

"Sufferers who do not have the support of loved ones and health professionals often attempt to mask the pain with an excess of alcohol.

"This only exacerbates their delusions.

"Chicken flu is a tragic infection."

Anonymous said...

Health reporter is a good commentator. Like Fatt Catt he should be entered in the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Well written and full of double meanings. Cat family have been silent lately.

Anonymous said...

The AEC wants to hear from fat cunt criminal even if no one else does.

The following release has just gone up on their site.

Fat cunt criminal should pay particular attention to these words:

"[T]he law says that the onus is on the individual to make sure they are enrolled, and stay correctly enrolled to vote if they move address."


AEC efforts underway to enrol 1.2m missing voters

28 April 2009

Over 1.2 million Australians are missing from the electoral roll and can’t vote or have a say in federal, state and local government elections, the Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) said today.

Electoral Commissioner, Ed Killesteyn said the AEC was stepping up its efforts to find these missing Australians and encourage them to enrol to vote.

“We are currently sending over 550,000 personally addressed letters across the country to where we think these Australians—about half of those missing from the electoral roll—might be living.

The mail-out package will include an enrolment form and reply paid envelope.

“History shows that many Australians get caught unprepared by a federal election and miss out on their vote,” Mr Killesteyn said.

“We know that to be a fact because people tried to enrol at the 2007 election after the rolls had well and truly closed. Some didn’t realise that they were not enrolled until they tried to vote on election day.”

Mr Killesteyn said that despite its best efforts the AEC was not able to track down everybody, and at the end of the day the law says that the onus is on the individual to make sure they are enrolled, and stay correctly enrolled to vote if they move address.

To enrol to vote, or if you need to update your enrolment because you have moved, you simply need to complete an enrolment form available at any AEC, Australia Post, Medicare or Centrelink office, or download it. You can also check if you’re on the electoral roll online or by calling the AEC on 13 23 26.

“We understand that there is growing expectation among the public to do business electronically—while you can check your enrolment status or fill out an enrolment form online at the AEC’s website, remember that the law requires you to print and sign the form with a pen and send it to us,” Mr Killesteyn said.

Anonymous said...

I did an electoral roll search for Victoria and while I found several members of the Catt family I could not find Cait, Fatt, Feral or Sam Speyed Catt.

The AEC should get to work and fine these Catts for refusing to enrol. Slanderyou should refuse to accept their comments until they do enrol.

Anonymous said...

Fatt should be easy for the AEC to find if correspondents to this blog are correct. She works at an establishment called the Daily Planet which I believe is a club for gentlemen and is located at Horne Street in Elsternwick.

Anonymous said...

I did a search of the electoral roll and discovered that Fat Andy's sister Anne-Marie (the one whose husband Mat was put on the boards of two companies without his knowledge by Fat Andy, who also forged his signature on a letter to ASIC) is no longer calling herself Anne-Marie Landeryou-Mason but just plain Anne-Marie Mason.

I couldn't guess why.

Health reporter said...

Commonwealth Chief Medical Officer Jim Bishop has released a major chicken flu warning.

“Commonwealth authorities are aware of a case in Melbourne where a deluded and deranged man ate vast quantities of KFC in the misguided belief he would build up immunity to chicken flu.

Dr Bishop said the opposite had occurred.

“This man seethes with chicken flu. He has become a veritable Typhoid Mary.

“Indeed, he may be going by the name of Typhoid Mary, as we understand that since the ravages of chicken flu attacked his brain he has largely thought of himself as a woman.”

Dr Bishop warned the sufferer’s attempts to kill off the chicken flu infection by ingesting improbable amounts of alcohol could not succeed.

“The self medication attempts by this man, who for reasons of patient confidentiality we can only call Andrew L, only exacerbate the danger he poses to the community.”

Anonymous said...

Typhoid Mary of fraud more like it. Everywhere Landeryou goes money just disappears.

Cait Catt said...

Some commentators are suggesting I am a bad person, and the fact that someone cannot find me on the electoral roll suggests I am a fictitious person.

I can only say that I am on the electoral roll, and that Cait is in fact my nickname, in a similar way that Dick is a nickname for Richard and Bill is a nickname for William. I will not say the suburb where I live, for some commentator on this blog with too much time on his or her hands will then cause my address to be published, and I will be a target for the malcontents who write on this blog. I don't wish to be a subject on Underbelly just yet.


I am real, and I defend a great man who receives nothing but undeserved abuse on this blog. It is possible this item may be removed, as my previous post was removed on this blog. I had to post on Vexnews so that my posting got oxygen and Vexnews didn't remove it, although it did say my comment was to be moderated but I think that Andrew saw the light and allowed my comment to be published.

Slanderyou does not practice what he preaches, and had removed some of my best contributions. It seems when I am not at my best the contributions get published and when I write like Andrew Bolt my contributions are removed. Andrew Bolt is, if you are not aware Slanderyou, one of Australia's leading opinion writers for the News Ltd stable, and his writes well. His opinions frequently appear in the Herald Sun, not The Age which is tripe.

Anonymous said...

An excellent contribution Cait. I am supposed to be dead according to contributors to this blog because someone with the same name as myself appeared in an American obituary notice.

I am alive and well. I think Andrew writes well and Vexnews is deservedly the greatest Australian news source.

Rita Randles said...

2.18 is in fact me, Rita Randles, but I was so mad at some of the criticisms of me that I pressed the Anon button in error. I think I'll get it right this time.

catter8 said...

I've done that too Rita. Defamatory statements about my cats are driving them mad, and they all want to bite Slanderyou if he ever visits our cattery. I don't think he will.

Jenny Jensen-Hansen said...

I think Slanderyou should up his game. He deleted my last comment too and I forgot what I wrote so I can't repeat it. My mother is wild and she will certainly be in favour of strong action against Slanderyou when she is elected next year to the Senate.

Cait Catt said...

I don't support your extremist politics Jenny but I'm grateful for your support on this blog.

Anonymous said...

"2.18 is in fact me, Rita Randles, but I was so mad at some of the criticisms of me that I pressed the Anon button in error. I think I'll get it right this time."

This, patriots will have noticed, is the closest we will get to an admission from the fat fraud and failure Andrew Landeryou that he is just plain mad.

He is mad and too drunk to keep track of which false identity he is currently using.

No wonder he wets his pants and passes out in a puddle of piss in front of the computer every night and often during the day.

Anonymous said...

Brian Burke sounds as deluded and as in denial as much as Landershonk.

No wonder Landershonk loves him so.

ABC News 28 April 2009

Former Western Australian premier Brian Burke has been committed to stand trial later this year.

Late last year, he was charged with two counts of giving false testimony to a Corruption and Crime Commission hearing into the influence of lobbyists on Government officials.

He arrived at court today supported by his wife.

He had previously indicated he would defend the charges and was today formally indicted.

His trial date has been set down for late November and is expected to last two weeks.

He is due back in court in June on another matter relating to a separate set of charges stemming from the same investigation.

Anonymous said...

Brian Burke I remember from my relatives living in the West was highly regarded by them. They considered him a great man. He has been treated abominably by the justice system. He should never have gone to jail. It was Labor Premiers Lawrence and Carpenter who pilloried him. Both should hang their heads in shame.

Anonymous said...

When Landeryou finally stands trial we will see what he is made of. My guess is the lardarse will become a pussy. All the previous attempts to bring him to justice have resulted in craven claims of innocence or privilege. The MUSU and IQ Corp frauds seem obvious even to Blind Fredddie. But Landeryou is guilty of far more.

Long may he rot in hell!

Judge Roy Bean said...

Hang Andy Landeryou and Brian Burke high Boys!

Anonymous said...

Fat Boy hopes that one day he might share a cell with Brian Burke.

Wake up, fatso! Burkie's old! He won't protect you against Brutus and Bubba and the boys of the Hod Rod gang!

Anonymous said...

I hear that Landeryou is inconsolable now that The Biggest Loser is over for the year.

He doesn't much care for weight lost, but he loves seeing Ajay Rochester on his TV screen: she's overweight, suburban trash and best of all as far as Landeryou is concerned admitted to fraud yet escaped a jail sentence.

Health reporter said...

Barwon Jail inmates say their prison could provide a quarantine centre for to prevent the spread of chicken flu.

Health officials says chicken flu, which causes insanity, poses more of a threat than the swine variety.

Only one case of chicken flu has yet been identified in Australia.

The sufferer, only known as Andrew L, has evaded the health authorities.

There are rising calls to place him in protective custody.

"I already have AIDS, Hep B and C and ain't afraid of no chicken flu," Barwon Jail inmate Brutus Beefcake said today.

A prison colleague known as "Bubba" agreed.

"Put Andrew L in here with us," he said.

"We'll look after him."

Anonymous said...

Landeryou, the criminal censor and thug, claims to be censored on this Blog. What a joke. 50% of this comments on this Blog are written by Landeryou under his cross gender 'identities'. The mad criminal expects us to be concerned by his insane claims. He is a known liar.

"Cait", "Jenny", "Catter8", "I am the loathsome Henderson Ross" and a host of others are Andrew's identities on this Blog. The fat crim dares not write under his own name.

Andrew_Landeryou said...

Yes I do.

However I like being Cait and Jenny. It is nice to dress up as them and dance about my apartment in lingerie.

A patriot said...

Landeryou was so drunk again last night that he got mixed up.

It's his blog that heavily censors the few genuine comments it gets, not this patriotic, truth-telling site!

Anonymous said...

I also like to dress as Rita Randles and dance around the Fat Cave in her shroud.

Andrew_Landeryou said...

That last post should have been in my name but I was too drunk to hit the right button.

Andrew_Landeryou said...

Remember the scene in Dirty Harry where the freak pays a black dude to beat the crap out of him then claims that Callaghan did it?

I'm so mad and desperate for attention that I'm about to try something similar.

The $5 a litre port will dull the pain.

Andrew_Landeryou said...

That last Andrew Landeryou is an impersonator. I am the real Great Man.

One I tried to dress as one of Al haji Abdullah's wives.

As a good method actor I thought I had better perform some female circumcision on myself to get into the role.

I attempted to attack my nethers with a Stanley knife but all that happened was that I sliced off a few of my piles.

I am Henderson Ross. said...

4 days on and Vexnews is not only still in business, but thriving through the recession. I read this morning that its readership is significantly up.

No wonder Vexnews has become the primary trusted news source for millions of Australians. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Henderson, agree 100%. Millions of my friends turn to Vexnews for their news fix.

Zonga Ali said...

My fellow Jihadists and Age readers don't read Vexnews. Its philosophy of truth and justice are haraam.

Andrew_Landeryou said...

"I am Henderson Ross. says...

"4 days on and Vexnews is not only still in business, but thriving through the recession. I read this morning that its readership is significantly up.

"No wonder Vexnews has become the primary trusted news source for millions of Australians. I am Henderson Ross."

Fuck me! I got on the turps early today. I must have got through a lot more than usual too to be coming up with such shit.

Jenny Jensen-Hansen said...

Please watch your language Slanderyou contributors. I heard from Rita that this is the blog of filth. The bile from some contributors suggests that it is. Comments by the fake Andrew_Landeryou are really obnoxious.

I am Henderson Ross. said...

Well said Jenny. I hope that Minister Conroy will soon shut down this blog of filth with his pro-Christian family internet filter. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Henderson, the filter can't come soon enough.

Zonga Ali said...

We must oppose the filter. Otherwise Jihadists and Age readers will only be able to read Vexnews.

Anonymous said...

Hey fat cunt!

Why all these postings as anonymous?

Too drunk or too mad to invent any more sock puppet names, you demented, contemptible, risible piece of criminal garbage?

Prison visitor said...

Brutus Beefcake is six foot five.

He weighs 250 pounds and there is not an ounce of fat on him.

He is as strong as an ox.

There is a massive bulge in his crotch. His penis must be huge.

He wants to get his hands on YOU, Andrew Landeryou.

Every day you stay out of Barwon Jail Brutus Beefcake gets angrier and angrier.

You'd better hope for your own sake that they lock you up soon.

Anonymous said...

Brutus' beef injections won't cure Landeryou's insanity.

Dr Phil said...

Nothing can cure Andrew Landeryou's insanity. I have been working on the project for months now with the objective of making Andrew sane before the authorities jail him. It is a hopeless task. The multiple personality disorder too strong and Andrew's desire to become a woman too deeply entrenched.

While I will continue my efforts, I fear that he will irreversibly become Jenny or Cait. I suggest those checking on the AEC's database check whether he has enrolled to vote under these names and permanently and irrevokably changed his identity.

Anonymous said...

"Henderson, agree 100%. Millions of my friends turn to Vexnews for their news fix."

Andrew can't have written the above. He has no friends. He had associates but they have all abandoned him now after he scammed them.

All Andrew has left is imaginary friends, ex-family & ex-associates. A sad and lonely life.

Anonymous said...

The scab Landeryou bankrupt his ex-wife and his own father. Hence the ex-family. He fraudulently signed his brother in law up as a Director of bogus companies without the poor guy's knowledge.

Andrew is not much of a family man.

Anonymous said...

Vile Crim Landeryou's libellous blog can never survive as long as the Slanderyou Blog continues to robustly expose his Life and many Crimes! The crime sheet is a metre long.

There is no evidence of millions of visitors to Poxnews - none at all - juat the laughable posts of the horde or Landeryou fake commenters that virtually inhabit this blog.

You see him here, you see him there! Hiding behind a pot plant. Claiming 'privelege' in court. Stalking victims of his blog. Hiding behind fake commenters.

What a revolting idiot!

little Theo said...

Theo,

Why do all the guys at Barwon call Bubba 'Donkey Dick'?

Brutus Beefcake has AIDS, boss. I think we will need a private apartment at Barwon when we lob up there. Otherwise we will get a thorough doing over by these virile crims. Hopefully, they will be completely exhausted after attending to our 'friend' Landeryou.

Tony Rubinson said...

Time Team is going to do a major archeological dig at the Fat Cave to see if there is any evidence of the young, hopeful Andrew Landeryou before he turned to crime, stalking and international fraud.

Horrie said...

Sorry, Tony - but Landy was a crook when he was a kid too.

He ran an extortion ring in the toilets at Primary School. He was pretending to be a girl then too.

Norm said...

I remember him siddling up to me. "My name's Cait, let's m*sturbate". What a Sicko! We thought he was the biggest weirdo in the school!

Looks like more of the same on Poxnews these days!

I am Henderson Ross. said...

I notice there is still no new content on the blog of filth.

Very mysterious. Where is Mr Slanderyou? Probably sipping tea with his Age reading Jihadist comrades in Sydney Road. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Henderson, I thought i say Slanderyou with Paula Rizzuto.

Zonga Ali said...

Slanderyou is here with me. We are reading the Koran. We have just gotten to the bit about slaying the infidels.

Lionel Lindsay said...

I have it on good authority that the criminal loon Landeryou was the real author of the racist pamphlet Jackie Kelly's husband was caught distributing in the dying days of the 2007 campaign.

Anonymous said...

Landeryou has years of experience producing fake documents. Nothing surprises me.

The only identity Andrew doesn't use on a regular basis is "Andrew Landeryou". Too associated with crime, dodgy dealings, fraus etc. No credibility.

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is rarely updated on a Thursday. Is El Gordo on a work for the dole scheme? What possible work is he capable of doing? Certainly not business consulting, marriage conselling or as a personal trainer. Ship's ballast?

Rita Randles said...

Perhaps the most well read story today in Vexnews, Australia's premier news site, concerns the weight loss treatment of a Queensland MP. Originally from the National Party and now the rebranded Liberal National Party. Great story. It's reproduced here for the benefit of a large number of Slanderyou readers who are too frightened to go to the Vexnews site, for Slanderyou says nasty things will happen to your hard disk if you do and many readers, unfortunately, believe him. Vexnews could say the same thing about the blog of filth but Andrew is too much of a softy and refuses to fall for the bait. Read on:

TALL TALE: LNP councillor had dangerous operation to grow 8cm
By VEXNEWS ⋅ April 29, 2009

hajnal450 Queensland LNP glam councillor Hajnal Ban risked losing her legs in order to grow them using a controversial Russian leg-lengthening medical procedure.

SHORT MEMORIES
The councillor and barrister has been a National Party candidate and featured in this video where she explains that she remembers her original family home being much bigger than it now appears. A common enough experience perhaps, but particularly in her case.

She fessed up to Alison Sandy at the Courier-Mail who ran the bizarre story today. The revelations appear to coincide with a change in her look from blonde bombshell back to her natural brunette.

SECRET STORY
Adding to the bizarre story is that Councillor Ban had written a book about the operation, under a pseudonym, that chronicled her experience.

She was even photographed for the book wearing a dark haired wig to obscure her previously golden locks.

Unhappy about being taunted at school about her height, Councillor Ban thought “shortism” was adversely influencing her future. What pushed her over the edge was a tall legal client who when seated was taller than Hajnal when she was standing.

AGONISING AND DANGEROUS
The leg lengthening process can cost height-challenged patients as much as $150,000 and nine months of excruciating pain.

The Australian Medical Association Queensland president, the aptly named Dr Ingrid Tall, has criticised the procedure saying that in extreme cases a chronic infection could occur causing amputation.

The Daily Mail reports:

Inside, in a scene that might better befit a medieval torture chamber, patients have their legs broken at the shin bone and then attached, via spiky metal pins, to the Ilizarov Frame.

This provides the support of a cast, using metal spokes - descending from a metal frame - which pierce the flesh to fix the bone in position.

Rather than setting the broken bone in a conventional sense, by pushing it together so new bone can grow and seal the break, this bizarre contraption gradually moves the two sections of bone further and further apart.

By preventing the broken ends from rejoining naturally, new bone cells form and fill the space between.

Every day, as new bone begins to form, the broken sections are pulled slightly further apart. Through this process, it is possible to lengthen the bone by almost 2in a month. The body also grows new nerves and muscles.

Before braving the crazy medical adventure to Russia, Hajnal Ban tried local medicos who said the procedure was dangerous and could lead to amputation of both legs.

She told the Daily Mail that the dulcet tones of Frank Sinatra helped her through the initial operation but that the pain during the rehabilitation process was “terrible.”

tallgirlHORRENDOUS PAIN
In her book she explained the pain:

even the slightest movement caused horrendous pain. It was as though my feet were held firmly in a vice and were forcefully moved against the tight grip.

TREMENDOUS GAIN
But after enduring the lengthy ordeal of rehab, there was triumph:

As I was standing upright, a wonderful feeling rushed over me. This was the first time I had stood vertical since the completion of my lengthening and all I could do was marvel at my new height. I felt incredibly taller. In fact, I was almost eight centimeters taller, and could really notice the difference. When I looked down, the ground seemed further away from me and I felt as though I was wearing high heeled shoes. There was no denying that I was taller. In fact, there was no denying I was no longer short!

For a full minute or so, I just stood there, trying to comprehend the physical transformation I had undergone. The very fact that I had grown three inches within a matter of 12 weeks amazed me, and it had not completely sunk in yet. It was an exciting moment, frozen in time.

Even to this very day when I reflect back to that moment, the first time I felt noticeably taller, I do so with the same delight. After all, I did the unthinkable, achieved the unachievable, explored a new height, defied the odds, dared to be different and ran down the gauntlet were only one other Australian had dared to go before me.

Oddly enough, according to her own website (now defunct but obtained by VEXNEWS) Today Tonight, New Idea and various other outlets published interviews with “Sara” about the issue but no one had ever linked the prominent high-profile conservative councillor with her lengthened alias.

Little wonder the little lawyer was brave enough to join the blokes in the Queensland National Party and sort them out. There should be no stopping her now.

I am Henderson Ross. said...

Rita, you beat me to it. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

A sparkling piece of reportage from Vexnews.

Zonga Ali said...

Slanderyou is still her with me, reading the Koran. The stuff about infidels is 'killer'.

Anonymous said...

When is ripping off stories from The Curious Snail and The Daily Mail considered reportage? Did you even try to contacting the subject, El Gordo? Try again, fatso, no-one's fooled.

Anonymous said...

We all already knew Fat Boy was a failure as a politician, a failure as a business person and a crook, a shonk and a liar from his track record.

Fat Boy does not seem to understand that it is entirely through his ramblings here that we now also know just how deeply disturbed deluded he is.

We hate all your comments here, Andy, but boy do you make us laugh!

Fug Off Rita said...

Time-wasting Dead Voodoo woman Rita Randles trolls here endlessly, cutting trivia and tripe from Poxnews and pasting it here for no apparent reason. What does the following have to do with this blog:

"Perhaps the most well read story today in Vexnews, Australia's premier news site, concerns the weight loss treatment of a Queensland MP". (April 30, 2009 10:38:00 PM)

We might be vaguely interesting in news of weight loss treatment for Landeryou.

Anonymous said...

Landeryou is worth his weight in trivia and tripe!

Anonymous said...

Poxnews - a Pandemic of Piffle!

I am Henderson Ross. said...

It looks like Vexnews will scoop the prizes at the Webby Awards - webbyaward.org.

Well done Vexnews. What has Slanderyou won? I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Let me join you Henderson to praise Vexnews.

Slanderyou has won the Leftards' award for filth.

Zonga Ali said...

The internet is haram. It is not mentioned in the Koran.

Scoop said...

Angry residents of a swanky CBD luxury apartment block are blockading the Fat Cave. They call Landeryou "The Human Pig" and the stench of rotting KFC "overwhelming". "We don't want him here", one resident said. "He is unhygienic, frequently drunk, and yells strange slogans at us. Worst of all, he will become an epicentre of the coming swine flu pandemic".

Anonymous said...

Stephen Newnham's ALP dirty tricks department had a whip-around today and raised enough dosh to send Landeryou on holiday to Mexico City - as a Kororoit 'thank you'.

A fake passport for 'Rita Randles Landeryou' has been produced to ensure that the pudgy crook, who now dresses as a woman, and faces an avalanche of fraud charges, can leave the country incognito.

Medical Reporter said...

Mr A. Landeryou, it seems, has been nearly eaten alive by rats and mice.

Landeryou is in hospital tonight in a distressed state and suffering injuries from severe mouse and rat bites, Registrar Dr Dolittle said.

"I'm told he was often passed out from drink and was trying to brush the mice away as they continued chewing his ears, head and neck, and reproductive area," Dr Dolittle said.

"He was so stressed that medical staff put him on morphine to calm him down. He was being eaten alive."

Dr Dolittle said Mr Landeryou kept on mumbling "I am Henderson Ross" while he was being treated.

Medical Reporter said...

Mr A. Landeryou, it seems, has been nearly eaten alive by rats and mice.

Landeryou is in hospital tonight in a distressed state and suffering injuries from severe mouse and rat bites, Registrar Dr Dolittle said.

"I'm told he was often passed out from drink and was trying to brush the mice away as they continued chewing his ears, head and neck, and reproductive area," Dr Dolittle said.

"He was so stressed that medical staff put him on morphine to calm him down. He was being eaten alive."

Dr Dolittle said Mr Landeryou kept on mumbling "I am Henderson Ross" while he was being treated.

Andrew_Landeryou said...

That last post should have been in my name but I was too drunk to hit the right button.

Cait Catt said...

Some commentators are suggesting I am a bad person, and the fact that someone cannot find me on the electoral roll suggests I am a fictitious person.

I can only say that I am on the electoral roll, and that Cait is in fact my nickname, in a similar way that Dick is a nickname for Richard and Bill is a nickname for William. I will not say the suburb where I live, for some commentator on this blog with too much time on his or her hands will then cause my address to be published, and I will be a target for the malcontents who write on this blog. I don't wish to be a subject on Underbelly just yet.


I am real, and I defend a great man who receives nothing but undeserved abuse on this blog. It is possible this item may be removed, as my previous post was removed on this blog. I had to post on Vexnews so that my posting got oxygen and Vexnews didn't remove it, although it did say my comment was to be moderated but I think that Andrew saw the light and allowed my comment to be published.

Slanderyou does not practice what he preaches, and had removed some of my best contributions. It seems when I am not at my best the contributions get published and when I write like Andrew Bolt my contributions are removed. Andrew Bolt is, if you are not aware Slanderyou, one of Australia's leading opinion writers for the News Ltd stable, and his writes well. His opinions frequently appear in the Herald Sun, not The Age which is tripe.

Dr Phil said...

With so many of his multiple characters reading Poxnews (including all the cattery catts who are also imaginary), Poxnews has a large readership already just inside Landeryou's brain.

He doesn't require anyone else. It's a vanity blog.

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