Sunday, October 25, 2009

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Fat Cave


Team Slanderyou has obtained an exclusive picture of the resident of the Vexnews fat cave.

The resident wanted to remain anonymous. Our photo journalist was requested to photograph him/her/it wearing funny glasses and moustache so as to obscure their identity. Right click into a new window/tab to view the picture in full.

Patriots may wish to guess the identity of the resident.

The photograph reveals a horrifying medical experiment in progress. The fat cave resident is trying valiantly, it must be said, to become the fastest person on the planet.

Team Slanderyou is taking a sabbatical through November, and will return in early December. TS may Twitter occasionally, so please view our Tweets.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

This morning, online spivery malware site Vexnews is spinning a 'how-to' story about Betfair and other online gambling businesses.

Online spivery master Andrew Landeryou reveals an in depth knowledge of online spivery.

As a policy we don't provide links through to Vexnews, for fear of liability if readers click through to Vexnews and their computers are inevitably infected with malware. Read Vexnews at your own risk.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.



Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Meaty fun



Andy will be drooling, except there is no evidence of halal chicken sausages substituted with pork.

Friday, October 09, 2009

UPDATE x 2 "A Victorian rumour website has also posted details of Fevola's alleged indiscretions".

UPDATE x2
Listen to the Neil Mitchell spray here, "Fevola: the real story".

UPDATE

Neil Mitchell of 3AW describes Vexnews as "scurrilous" and "wrong" and an "...idiot website".

ORIGINAL
News.com.au describes Vexnews as a "...Victorian rumour website".

It has also been described as a "shit sheet" and the Blog of Sleaze. (see labels below for details)

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Andrew Landeryou: time travels

Who knew Andrew Landeryou is just 23 years of age. Strange, since he was born 19 September 1969.

Time travel?

Plus he has a job: freelance journalist! Interesting.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Monday, October 05, 2009