Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Team Slanderyou 2008 Awards – The Winners are……..

Last week we opened up voting for the worst blog/website and worst blogger.

And Patriots have spoken.

The Winner of the worst blogger award goes to Andrew Landeryou, for both The Other Cheek, and his new failure, Vexnews.

The Winner of the worst blog/website is presented to Vexnews.

Thank you to all Patriots that voted.

It’s nice to see that Andy is ‘successful’ at something.

Patriots, have a great and safe Christmas and New Year. See you all in early February.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Team Slanderyou 2008 Awards

It's time to vote Patriots.

Who is the worst Australian blogger?

Which is the worst Australian blog/website?

Please answer in comments below.

We will table the results Wednesday next week.

Good luck to all candidates.

Monday, December 15, 2008

An ‘industry’ worth $95 & ‘junk’ food

Two items for Patriots to ponder this Monday.

The first is that Andrew Landeryou has claimed on LinkedIn that his $95 blog (independently audited), Vexnews, is an “Online Media industry”.

According to LinkedIn, it “… is the world's largest business network, helping professionals like Andrew Landeryou discover inside connections to recommended job candidates, industry experts, and business partners.”

Interesting term “professionals”. Don’t you have to be employed and or earning money to be termed a professional? Otherwise, it’s called amateurism. Some would even say ‘shamamateurism”.

The second, is the disturbing film documentary of where Andy get’s his lunch. Real ‘junk’ food.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Laxatives and vomiting after meals

By Vexnews Insider

Andrew Landeryou is reportedly abusing laxatives and vomiting after meals.

The Blog of Sleaze bankrupt is battling an eating disorder, one of his personalities has allegedly revealed. A source said:

"Andy's diet consists mostly of KFC and turkey jerky washed down with Red Bull.

"He throws up after meals, both at home and at restaurants and he isn't very discreet about it."

It has also been claimed that he is taking diet pills.

A Vexnews insider revealed: "The pills are like diuretics. He has to go to the bathroom constantly. It just runs right through him. And everyone knows he still throws up when he's eaten too much. You can smell it in the bathroom."

It was previously reported he is suffering from bulimorexia, an eating disorder which sees him both starving himself and then bingeing and making himself sick.

"This cycle of consuming fatty foods then starving himself must be playing havoc with his health. Andy looks fat in all his promotional pictures, but in reality he is a mess. His skin is dull and blotchy and his hair is lank."

Monday, November 24, 2008

Andrew Bolt features Andrew Landeryou - from behind!

Andrew Bolt has used a picture of Andrew Landeryou to decorate a story on airlines and excess baggage!!!!

Scroll to the very end of the Team Slanderyou blog, and you will see the same pic! Spooky.

(Definitely, last post before mid December!)

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

EXCLUSIVE: Fascists guided by Andrew Landeryou

Team Slanderyou has reported exclusively of Andrew Landeryou’s steady transition to the far right of Australian politics.

A former financial “contributor” to the Daleks of the ALP, Landeryou in recent years has edited a Liberal Party Blog.

More recently he was an unnamed facilitator of the anti-Ted Ballieu faction in the Victorian Liberal Party.

Team Slanderyou can now reveal that the Australian shadowy fascist cell Stormfront has linked to and taken guidance from Andrew Landeryou’s writings.

The disturbing developments have been compounded by the 50,000 plus readership of the StormFront website.

Patriots will be shocked, but not surprised.

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Patriots, TS will be taking a short break and will return mid December for our celebrated pre-Christmas special.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Why does bankrupt butterball hate Catherine NG


Andrew Landeryou has cranked up his hate-list profiling of Councillor Catherine Ng. Not really sure where the contempt comes from. But there way be one reason.

In a column covering Ng, the following was reported of Andy.
"Have Faith

NO WARNING to turn off your mobiles at the Sofitel Hotel's new cabaret room and no wonder. Halfway through the final show the star herself, Faith Prince, pulled out the portable and, while hubby wandered on stage to do a trumpet solo, called to check on their son in their hotel room. (The kid was fine). The audience for this cabaret revival included the likes of John O'May, Nancy Hayes, Todd McKenney and non-singing ex-MCC councillor Kimberley Kitching, estranged spouse of bankrupt butterball Andy Landeryou, who told Diary she is "writing a book". That should be good."

We can't wait for THAT book, too.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Andrew Landeryou’s demon child handiwork

Patriots will recall Belinda Neal’s outburst describing another Parliamentarian’s unborn child as a “Demon”.

It looks as if the dragnet has widened.

Obscure but obese viral blogger Andrew Landeryou has been seriously implicated in the scandal.

The independent Albury Wodonga Online news portal has highlighted Andrew Landeryou’s insidious involvement.

“A video which has appeared on youtube depicting Liberal MP Sophie Mirabella’s unborn child as a demon has stirred an expected level of controversy.

As the Daily Telegraph says;

The video closes on an image of a red-eyed and seemingly possessed baby smoking a cigarette - an apparent reference to controversy over Ms Mirabella’s links to big tobacco companies.

The video is possibly the creation of the same anonymous net user who recently produced this youtube satirical piece.

The posts were added by a user who identifies themselves as “unalive” and is listed among a number of other satirical pieces, most of which are the apparent handiwork of disgraced former student union official and political blogger Andrew Landeryou.”

Patriots will be appalled, but not surprised.

Friday, November 07, 2008

Weekend Munchies

Vexnews is in real financial trouble.

An independent valuation service records that unprofitable Vexnews is worth $95.

Your humble, community oriented, not-for-profit blog, is worth $103.

Happy weekend Patriots.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Vexnews - ha ha ha

Vexnews is widely considered to be a joke. If only it was funny.

Please spend the week in active consideration.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Weekend Munchies

Happy weekend Patriots.

We'll be busy working, unlike...you know who!

Looks like Vexnews, if precedent is any guide, will be grounded soon.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Could it be true?

Monday, October 27, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Weekend Munchies

Please spare a thought for Andy this weekend, as he finally contemplates a visit to Centrelink - or does he?

Meanwhile, Andy is throwing the term plagiarism about the place like confetti. Seems he has forgotten this!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Andrew Landeryou and friends

In the not so recent past, we reported how Andy had to advertise for friends, and especially for an intern!

Now, Andy has some interesting friends.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Guide to financial planning

Another busy week ahead Patriots. Therefore, spend some time considering the following.

Given the difficult economic circumstances we find ourselves in, it is important to obtain sound financial planning information.

While we do not encourage the following approach, it is a rather ‘innovative’ 10 step plan.

  1. Run a company
  2. Source the capital from one of Melbourne’s billionaires
  3. Wreck the company
  4. Head off overseas – but don’t tell anyone where you are going
  5. Come back when the Supreme Court asks you to
  6. Be declared bankrupt for a laughable amount
  7. Don’t work for 3+ years
  8. Not be enrolled in the work for the dole programme
  9. Spend countless hours a day playing pretend journalist, and set up 2 insolvent blogs/websites
  10. Eat lots of KFC

Friday, October 17, 2008

Weekend Munchies: "Space smells like fried steak and hot metal"

This may explain why Andy may now not become an astronaut.

Imagine if space smelled of KFC!

Another occupation we can cross off the list.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

October Madness

As you will appreciate Patriots, this past week has been staggering. This week promises much of the same.

And again, you’d appreciate it is going to be a very busy, hectic, stressful and heavy-coffee consumption time for TS staff.

We will hand the blog over to the Community of Patriots this week to comment at will.

Take care.

See you next week.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Weekend Munchies



What a week it's been Patriots. The equity markets are in free fall. General economic forecasts are bleak, at best. Some serious people, are seriously scared.

But at least we have our health!

Take care.

Monday, October 06, 2008

“Andy can’t even organise a mass-debate”

The REAL news keeps getting worse for Vexnews, Andrew Landeryou’s floundering new project.

Patriots have previously commented on Vexnews’ failings against a range of independent journalistic and commercial criteria.

Further investigation reveals how serious the situation has become for Vexnews’ shareholders, who in time will become creditors.

On the site, Landeryou has designed a page where the few Vexnews readers can ‘debate’ issues. (It can be found at http://www.vexnews.com/forum.)

TS can reveal that since going live there has been no debate and only 6 of Landeryou’s personalities have registered to participate. (Right click the picture above into a new tab in your browser to read the full details.)

As one commentator told TS “Andy can’t even organise a mass-debate!”

Patriots won’t be surprised by this development.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Weekend Munchies and Monday Mania

Patriots,

We are talking the next week off. So please use the time constructively.

An issue to consider is that Landeryou frequently blocks Patriots from commenting on his Blog of Sleaze and Vex News.

It looks like it has also occurred on Wikipedia. The censor was someone called Jaimaster. Their intention "...(is)to cause as much disruption as possible to Wikipedia, and has been subject to a number of "Block Warnings". Interesting isn't it.

At least we have a friend in Orderinchaos. And Adam has it right: "Of course the Slanderyou website is an attack website on Landeryou". We are also a "Truth" website.

Monday, September 22, 2008

VICTORY DAY


Team Slanderyou declares today VICTORY DAY over Andrew Landeryou on behalf of patriots everywhere.

The proclamation of victory comes as Landeryou has it seems abandoned the Blog of Sleaze.

Team Slanderyou began in October 2006 with humble beginnings, and has outlasted Landeryou’s Blog of Sleaze which has been described by some commentators as the “…blogging equivalent of a bad dose of arse cancer”.

What a great victory achieved by patriots.

Credit goes to the 30,000 patriots who have read and commentated on this Blog of Truth.

Enjoy your victory patriots.

And is this the same day we bury Vexnews?

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Weekend Munchies


Talk amongst yourselves Patriots. But tune in Monday for a very special story.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

So what's news Patriots?

So what's news Patriots?

No news so far on Vexnews.

At least Andrew Landeryou is attracting the interest of the Liberals. And why shouldn't he, what with him being the Liberal Party blogger, and subject to the Victorian internal Liberal Party inquisition (see Label below).

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Vexnews - older failure than we all thought


It looks as if Andy has been playing around with Vexnews since July 2006!

Why so long to bring to market Andy?

According to Internet archives, he had two stabs at it in 2006.

Plus it seems readers on Vexnews were reading the TS blog before Andy stopped it. (Courtesy Patriot Kevin)

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

vexnewscom.blogspot.com

Landeryou's new failure, vexnews.com, is struggling.

It is, however, true to its purpose as a virtual news website - it virtually has no readers.

To help Landeryou out, TS Enterprises has registered the domain name http://vexnewscom.blogspot.com/.It has as much content as Landeryou's new faux journalistic endeavour.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Blog of Sleaze, Washed Up?

Confusion reigns over the current developments with the Blog of Sleaze.

One theory is that Andrew Landeryou has ‘sacked’ himself from the blog.

Alternately, he has just given up, having spent many years working on the insolvent blog.

He has now turned his attention to Vexnews, which has been independently valued at $63.

Regardless, the Blog of Sleaze joins other Landeryou managed failures: MUSU, his MUSU Presidency, IQ Corp, his Costa Rican online gaming spivery strategy, and his own personal finances.

It is widely mooted that Vexnews will soon join the above list.

Patriots may wish to discuss Landeryou’s high failure rate, throughout the week. Is it time for Landeryou to get a job?

(This will be the only post for this week)