Write a caption game (no. 1)

From time to time, we endeavour to lighten the stresses and strains of patriots by running various competitions. Our most popular is the “Spot the Similarity” game.

With TS facing another busy week, we thought it timely to introduce a new game, “Write your own caption”.

Your task is to write a caption for the featured picture, referencing Andrew Landeryou.

Hint: Andrew Landeryou’s Blog of Sleaze is frequently described as having stepped in “s*&t” after having read it.

Good luck!

A room with no view in the Fat Cave

“There are times when two pictures tells a thousand words.”

It appears that Andrew Landeryou has been up to his usual tricks. Select this external link for details.

Meanwhile, times are a little tough at the moment for Melbourne’s own Mr Creosote, what with his chronic unappeasable hunger for “fatter-than-fat” fried chicken.

So we thought it was time to humanise Andrew Landeryou, and take you on a tour of his personal life.

Last year (April 2007) we reported that Landeryou took delivery of a new car. He has since grown into it! With the import tariff loaded onto the price, it may explain Andy’s recent rant against the automotive industry review.

Patriots might also take note of Landeryou ‘hard at work’ on his Blog of Sleaze, in his Fat Cave. The picture is a study exploring all that makes Landeryou who he is. You might want to consider amongst yourselves all the various paraphernalia that he has surrounded himself with, such as the obligatory KFC family bucket. The portrait truly tells a thousand words.

Plus take a look at an early “Spot the Similarity” game.

Spot the Similarity - the game is back

We have not had a ‘Spot the Similarity’ game for some time. And here is the sixth edition.

What is the similarity between Hamish Jones and Andrew Landeryou?

Hamish has been in a spot of trouble. He’s been caught out ranting and raving on his personal blog, ‘Ranting and Rambling’. Examples are here.

And he has since been dumped by Andrew Landeryou’s Liberals as a candidate for election.

So far, we’ve given away the two obvious clues as to Hamy and Andy’s similarity.

But what is really spooky, is that they are not just Liberal Party bloggers, and rant and ramble on blogs, but …. wait for it…. they look so similar!

Could Hamy and Andy be the same person? Slanderyou readers are well aware that Landeryou possesses a number of personalities – Freedom Freddy, Delia Delegate, Cait and Catter8.

So, given that the Liberals have punished Hamy, one Liberal Party blogger, when will it discipline Andy? (No jokes please that Andy is into that!)

Spot the similarity game: Paris Hilton vs Andrew Landeryou

Long overdue new edition of our popular game.

Hit the Label link to take you to earlier versions.

This time, we ask what is the similarity between Paris Hilton and Andrew Landeryou?

Trick question: Andrew is seen walking out of prison; Paris is walking in - OK! driven in.

Andrew Landeryou has a Google & Fairfax induced paranoid high

Overnight, Google and the Australian media company Fairfax, owner/operators of newspaper mastheads such as Melbourne’s The Age, have confirmed an advertsing sharing deal.

Over the past two years, former inmate and Liberal Party blogger Andrew Landeryou has made a series of outlandish, paranoid and often laughable allegations about Fairfax and Google, amongst other things suggesting that Fairfax is some sort of communist cadre, and disparaging Google for its free-speech business operations in the People’s Republic of China.

Landeryou’s paranoid hypocrisy is doubly stark.

His criticism of Fairfax, and The Age in particular, is based not on fact, as Fairfax in economic terms is a pure profit maximiser, with its board chaired by Ron Walker the most successful fundraiser the Liberal Party has ever had. His paranoid criticism is founded on terror of the forensic investigative skills of custodians of free speech Money and Carbone (joined in the good fight by the many other outstanding and ethical journalists of The Age), who have relentlessly and often at great personal cost maintained their public service overview of Landeryou’s various activities.

Landeryou’s criticisms of Google are difficult to understand from the point of view that Google runs (arguably) the most popular free global blogging service, Blogger. Landeryou uses the free service to run his insolvent blog. If Landeryou was at all consistent, he would shift his Liberal Party blog to another blogging platform.

Ps: Team Slanderyou intended to run this morning the next edition of the internationally popular “Spot the Similarity” game. We have decided to hold it back until later in the week.

Game 4: Spot the similarity with Andrew Landeryou

It’s time for another round of our popular ‘spot the similarity’ game, or as this edition of the game is called: "Attack of the Clones".

This one had Team Slanderyou staff members seriously flummoxed.

See games 1 and 2 and 3.

Game 3: Spot the similarity with Andrew Landeryou

It’s time for another round in our popular ‘spot the similarity’ game.



Games 1 and 2.

Spot the similarity game with Andrew Landeryou: GAME 2

It’s time for another round in our popular ‘spot the similarity’ game. Game 1 is here.

On the left is guess who. On the right is Hollywood actor Wesley Snipes.

Clue: this link might provide a useful clue.