Monday, March 30, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
This morning at 9.30 am (like every other day, except Saturday and Sunday) I get out of bed, then sit down to a hearty breakfast consisting of the family 26 piece bucket of KFC.
I then read The Australian and The Age online, paraphrase some stories, then post them onto Vexnews which I then claim as "exclusives".
I then weigh myself, and find that after all this activity I lose 0.00001 kgs. To make up for the lost weight, I then eat another family 26 piece bucket of KFC.
(Patriots may wish to finish the diary entry for the rest of the day)
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
The above letter appeared on Vexnews on Friday last week.
Concerned Patriots are worried over who leaked the letter to Landeryou.
If it was the Liberals, then Landeryou has confirmed his affiliation.
However, we believe that non-Liberal party sources provided a copy. Closer inspection of the letter reveals very obvious and clear greasy fat fingered fingerprints. Laboratory forensic testing of the letter indicates the grease is often used in KFC restaurants, and may be from the KFC on Bourke St.
Patriots may wish to consider this more fully in comments.
(Please, no comments on the multiple grammatical errors in the Newnham letter – at least he spelled his own surname correctly on official correspondence this time).
Ps. Does anyone know whom Stepho specifically is referring to when he denigrates clients of Camberwell chiropractors and Kew coffee drinkers? Surely, some of those same people are ALP voters and members. And what of tea drinkers?
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Fresh from The Guardian: "Who is watching you online? Technology that tracks the websites we visit is valuable for advertising and surveillance alike – and the law controlling its use remains unclear"
The OECD has just released a report titled "Computer Viruses and Other Malicious Software
A Threat to the Internet Economy".
Patriots will want to read it for references to Vexnews. Patriots are reminded of the expose on "cookies", see label immediately below.