Thank you Patriots

It's over.

Life is too short to worry about a fat, balding, morally and ethically bankrupt blogger.

Thanks Patriots for bothering to care, by reading this blog.

He was got!

A ready made astronaut?

A new study suggests long-duration space flights could make astronauts shorter, fatter, balder.

We know Andy visited online gaming spivery haven Costa Rica, but space too?

Happy weekend patriots.

Balding Andrew Landeryou talks to sock puppet on bad hair day – not an April Fools Day Joke

In September ‘07 we featured an exclusive on Andrew Landeryou’s express, chronic, hair-shedding baldness. In fact at one point we had to apologise for his comb-over.

Medical evidence suggests it is not related to anal-leakage, though the court system’s anal-probe of Landeryou may be a significant contributor.

However, we were nonetheless surprised to read that on the 1^st of April, that the renowned Celebrity Hair Care website had featured Landeryou.

The website said that Andy has “...reputation of providing reliable and awe-inspiring information”. But to our relief we soon realised that the comment was posted on April Fools Day. Also, Andrew is a celebrity of sorts. He is a celebrity failure at most things, MUSU, IQ Corp, his bankrupt blog, his Liberal Party blogging.

In other developments, another blog has been established inquiring into Andy Landy’s records. Landeryou Files joins very credible Coalition of Truth web based resources, including Landeryou & Company, Make Landeryou Pay, Charge Landeryou, Landeryou Watch, and we trust Team Slanderyou as well.

PS: to those that emailed us over the past week, we will reply shortly. And NYC & LDN was, as always, great. Though we didn’t salute anyone!

Boring balding fat sloth

UDPDATE
Is Landeryou approaching child endengerment? "Tragic publicity addict Nameless scribe Christian Kerr is milking the birth of his child (pictured above) for all its worth. The OC delights in sledging Kerr who anonymously and viciously slagged hundreds of people in the early days".

Apparently "sledging anonymously and viciously slagged(ing) hundreds of people" as Delia Delegate doesn't count!

ORIGINAL
Andrew Landeryou has written about people shopping. "Tis hard work being a Nameless national affairs correspondent. Christian Kerr, a recovering cocaine addict, was seen strolling through Myer Melbourne yesterday around 3pm with heavily pregnant wifey in tow."

Read on dear TS reader. What is wrong with Andy Landy's analysis?

1. Landeryou is supposed to be officially unemployed, so what does he know about "...hard work"?

2. Didn't Andy Landy leave his wife, not for shopping, but for the online gaming spivery mecca that is Costa Rica.

Please add your own analysis.

Andrew Landeryou & Andrew Quah

The Andrew Landeryou and Andrew Quah story exploded on Monday. Now we can reveal the real pic that Andy Landy didn't want you to see. Rather explains everything.

We apologise for Andy's comb-over.

LIFE CAN BE SO JUST SOMETIMES

Given our 1 year birthday, we thought that we would consider how people who have come into close contact with Andrew Landeryou have faired.

We especially thought that it was appropriate as Landeryou has an amazing record of failure: MUSU, IQ Corp, Optima, and his insolvent blog.

But let’s look at the unfortunate people that have come into contact with Landeryou, and see how they have progressed in trying to put aside their former tawdry association with Landeryou.

- Evan Thornley (who sacked Landeryou) is now a successful backbencher in the Victorian state Parliament.

- Darren (disgustingly dirty) Ray is a successful realtor.

- Kimberly Kitchen found a job with Drake personnel, and has since moved onto be an adviser to Theo Theophanous.

- Even Landeryou’s dog Ronnie (named after Ronald Reagan) has gone on to find fame.

However, alas, Landeryou has made no progress at all, remaining a lonely, unemployed, bankrupt, “crap”, Liberal Party blogger.

Life can be so just sometimes.

Andrew Landeryou caught out

Andrew Landeryou caught out: "In the meantime, I am left to think that there is someone out there who thinks OC has overstepped the mark and convinced AL that he should withdraw the post".

As one of many readers has noted: "Ooops. Poor little Landy's banned me for the following post (which he edited a couple of times). Good to see he's refreshingly predictable...And calling me 'Alex White' of all things...'And again, you've edited the post. What would you know about being a 'decent Australian'? Most 'decent Australians' don't flee overseas leaving their families to deal with their extensive debts. Nor do they stalk women in the inner suburbs (as you've gleefully admitted to). No amount of deletion on Halo Scan, nor an attempt to rebadge your blog (through what's laughably been described as a 'hacking incident') as something other than an ALP shit-sheet will cause anyone to forget your lack of ethical credibility. Although it's nice to see you finally realising the swamp you've created for yourself...'

Our readers also make a number of other important points in the same commentary space.

Delia Landeryou – hairdressing tips

Andrew Landeryou has a history of hiding behind aliases. Freedom Freddy, Joe Klein, Andy Landy, Cait and Catter8 are but some examples. He’s had lots of practice.

His most famous creation (personality?) however is Delia Delegate (nee Landeryou).

Having been publicly exposed as Delia Delegate by the magazine editor that published his willfully destructive and defamatory anti-Labor Unity pieces, Andrew Landeryou continues to deny all knowledge.

However, his denial hasn’t extended to returning the payments he received for the submissions to Crikey.

Why won’t this story go away? Why won’t Landeryou admit the truth? Why does Landeryou enjoy ‘dressing up’ as a female commentator?

Ps: is it time that Landeryou invested in a comb over?