Guide to financial planning

Another busy week ahead Patriots. Therefore, spend some time considering the following.

Given the difficult economic circumstances we find ourselves in, it is important to obtain sound financial planning information.

While we do not encourage the following approach, it is a rather ‘innovative’ 10 step plan.

1. Run a company
2. Source the capital from one of Melbourne’s billionaires
3. Wreck the company
4. Head off overseas – but don’t tell anyone where you are going
5. Come back when the Supreme Court asks you to
6. Be declared bankrupt for a laughable amount
7. Don’t work for 3+ years
8. Not be enrolled in the work for the dole programme
9. Spend countless hours a day playing pretend journalist, and set up 2 insolvent blogs/websites
10. Eat lots of KFC