Cait Cat has just read Vexnews

Another busy week ahead Patriots, so please comment away.

In the meantime, possible evidence of Cait Catt just after having read Vexnews.

Rat & Cat love

By Liberty Larry

While Team Slanderyou takes a well earned break, I thought patriots would be interested in cat and rat love.

Patriots will recall how Landeryou is a Labor Rat, and how he posts, frequently on this blog, as alternate personality Cait Catt. It is love at first sight.

The night of the ‘greasy fingers’ when Landeryou ate $1000 worth of food

It is well known that Andrew Landeryou’s favourite (and increasingly only) pastime is eating.

He especially has an unrequited chicken fetish, especially the KFC kind.

Not very long ago, while seated at Table 1 (nearest the kitchen) Landeryou masticated through $1000 worth of food in one evening sitting.

At the end of the night he could not even fit in a wafer thin mint.

The Mayne Report carries the exclusive of the night referred to in political circles as “the night of the greasy fingers” in reference to Landeryou’s mastication skills.

No one is quite sure why Landeryou attended the evening wearing a crop top. One suggestion is that he went as alternate personality Cat Cait, with the hope that no one would recognise him.

Plus tune in Monday for updated photographs of Landeryou doing whatever Landeryou does.

Is Landeryou a bankrupt’s version of Puss in Boots?

By Liberty Larry

Alternate personality Cait Catt wrote in November in response to the story "Andrew Landeryou’s “cut and run”": that

“The OC remains the best and most trustworthy blog on the net. The OC was justifiably the winner of the inaugural Walkley Blog Award. Andrew Landeryou is honest and ethical.“

Mythical Cait then ended his/her/its commentary with “Go back to Sleazeland Slanderyou. Stop publishing dishonest lies.”

Let’s see:
· Trustworthy?
· justifiably the winner of the inaugural Walkley Blog Award?
· Andrew Landeryou is honest and ethical?
· Stop publishing dishonest lies?

Maybe Landeryou was wearing his extra tight hip high leather boots when he wrote this, restricting blood flow!