Apparently, the nation is going to an election this weekend.
So, TS thought why not have our own election.
See above - we are running a poll. Who do you want?
The two candidates are ourselves, and Costa Rican Andrew “the Rat” Landeryou.
(There is some doubt whether Landeryou’s Costa Rican residency excludes him from running in Australian elections – let alone the bankruptcy – but let’s put that aside for now.)
It is a simple two horse race, first past the post, with no sordid preference deals to worry about, for example remember how associates close to Landeryou in the immediate past Senate election orchestrated a murky preference deal to elect Family First to the Senate, displacing an ALP Senator.
Vote NOW.
We are campaigning on freedom of speech, corporate governance, patriotism, and improved funding for mental health so Landeryou can get some much needed help.
Landeryou is campaigning on … well… ask him/her/it/them.
The poll closes Monday.
