It is well known that Andrew Landeryou’s favourite (and increasingly only) pastime is eating. He especially has an unrequited chicken fetish, especially the KFC kind.
Not very long ago, while seated at Table 1 (nearest the kitchen) Landeryou masticated through $1000 worth of food in one evening sitting.
At the end of the night he could not even fit in a wafer thin mint.
The Mayne Report carries the exclusive of the night referred to in political circles as “the night of the greasy fingers” in reference to Landeryou’s mastication skills.
No one is quite sure why Landeryou attended the evening wearing a crop top. One suggestion is that he went as alternate personality Cat Cait, with the hope that no one would recognise him.
Plus tune in Monday for updated photographs of Landeryou doing whatever Landeryou does.
