The hard-living attention-seeking booze-hound is unfortunately NOT GOING under the knife, for lap-band surgery that leave him with the appetite of Paris Hilton.
The serial bankrupt lives in a luxurious fat cave in inner Melbourne.
Landeryou became notorious in political circles during his efforts in the Kororoit by-election through VEXNEWS’s predecessor The Other Cheek.
So upset was Landeryou at his humiliating "loss" in the campaign, though he wasn’t running, that he marched to the nearest KFC restaurant and proceeded to eat its entire stock in one sitting.
After a cushy year for Landeryou, he is already in mourning over the loss of some of his favourite snacks which include KFC chicken nuggets, and the Zinger burger. Presumably this also means no more alcoholic binges at Melbourne’s up-market bars and restaurants and at the nearest KFC’s drive-through where he is frequently seen.
Political insiders say Landeryou is fattening up in preparation for his latest bizarre stunt.
Landeryou told the Herald Sun that he weighs an impressive 1400 kilograms and that he is aiming to fatten up to 8900 kilos.
If only his ego would submit itself for a lap-band procedure.