Thursday, January 29, 2009

Lard Lord Andrew Landeryou’s enormous gut is under attack. Literally.

by Liberty Larry and Vexnews Insider

The hard-living attention-seeking booze-hound is unfortunately NOT GOING under the knife, for lap-band surgery that leave him with the appetite of Paris Hilton.

The serial bankrupt lives in a luxurious fat cave in inner Melbourne.

Landeryou became notorious in political circles during his efforts in the Kororoit by-election through VEXNEWS’s predecessor The Other Cheek.

So upset was Landeryou at his humiliating "loss" in the campaign, though he wasn’t running, that he marched to the nearest KFC restaurant and proceeded to eat its entire stock in one sitting.

After a cushy year for Landeryou, he is already in mourning over the loss of some of his favourite snacks which include KFC chicken nuggets, and the Zinger burger. Presumably this also means no more alcoholic binges at Melbourne’s up-market bars and restaurants and at the nearest KFC’s drive-through where he is frequently seen.

Political insiders say Landeryou is fattening up in preparation for his latest bizarre stunt.

Landeryou told the Herald Sun that he weighs an impressive 1400 kilograms and that he is aiming to fatten up to 8900 kilos.

If only his ego would submit itself for a lap-band procedure.

Friday, January 23, 2009


by Liberty Larry

Over on fat cave central, Andy claims he has a captured rat texting all the goss on the Unity and Left faction meeting.

Why are rats attracted to Andy?

So far all the texts and associated comments concern the food.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Barack Obama Inauguration Speech

Part 1

Part 2

Friday, January 16, 2009

Rat & Cat love

By Liberty Larry

While Team Slanderyou takes a well earned break, I thought patriots would be interested in cat and rat love.

Patriots will recall how Landeryou is a Labor Rat, and how he posts, frequently on this blog, as alternate personality Cait Catt. It is love at first sight.