Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour

Team Slanderyou is branching out into the travel business.

Our first product offering is the “Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour”.

The tour will offer a unique insight into the life and times of Andrew Landeryou.

Highlights include:

Day 1: A visit to the Melbourne University Student Union. We also visit the IQ apartments, and reminisce on what could have been.

Day 2: We retrace Landeryou’s trip to Costa Rica, with a highlight being on return a visit to the gaol where Landeryou was held.

Day 3: We then visit the courtroom where Landeryou laughed off his bankruptcy.

Day4: We take a leisurely stroll through Parkville and gaze on the mansion that was sold from under him to partially recover outstanding debts. Later in the day we take in a view of the Fat Cave.

Day 5: Patriots’ choice. Patriots can add their choice of sights to see and experience. (Please let us know).

Each day Patriots will be guided to the nearest KFC for breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, late supper, and midnight snack.

AUDIT CONFIRMS VEXNEWS FACING COLLAPSE

Last month we reported on the imminent collapse of Vexnews.

As reported, according to independent website auditor Quarkbase, Vexnews had no future.

Quarkbase, last month, found that Vexnews’ traffic rank was down a staggering 26% off an already low base, achieving a minuscule blog ranting of 4,754,569. The blog was only bookmarked via Delicious on 5 occasions, Digg(ed) on 2 occasions, and Twitter(ed) once.

The auditors have found that in April Vexnews continued to freefall in terms of traffic rank by 21%, achieving a blog ranking of 4,807,510.

Gullible investors have been warned to seek redemption of their capital before Vexnews is foreclosed.

(Patriots are advised there will be no other posts this week.)

Denial is a river in Costa Rica

Andy recently said he denied any wrongdoing.

Let's see.

• MUSU
• IQ Corp
• IQ Media
• Optima
• Marbain
• Kooroit
• Lestwentyman.com
• The Other Cheek, and
• Vexnews.

Lots of 'no wrongdoing' there!

Patriots may wish to add to the list.

See you all on 10 March, as Team Slanderyou will be overseas.

AUDIT REVEALS VEXNEWS FACING “CAT”ASTROPHIC COLLAPSE

Vexnews, Andrew Landeryou’s recent attempt at online spivery is facing imminent collapse.
According to independent website auditor Quarkbase, Vexnews has no future.

Quarkbase has found that Vexnews’ traffic rank is down a staggering 26% off an already low base, achieving a minuscule blog rating of 4,754,569. The blog has only been bookmarked via Delicious on 5 occasions, Digg(ed) on 2 occasions, and Twitter(ed) once.

Given the horrible rankings and ratings, no person or website has bothered to associate themselves with the failing blog.

The audit of the website has identified some interesting information. The blog is hosted via a Hoisting Service with an IP Address: 203.31.16.50 and IP Location: Melbourne, 07, AU. The auditors have identified the coordinates as Latitude: -37.816700 and Longitude: 144.966705.

Patriotic readers will be surprised to discover that the ISP is listed as “IQ Media", which shares a similar name to Landeryou’s failed venture, IQ Corp.