Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour

Team Slanderyou is branching out into the travel business.

Our first product offering is the “Andrew Landeryou Reality Tour”.

The tour will offer a unique insight into the life and times of Andrew Landeryou.

Highlights include:

Day 1: A visit to the Melbourne University Student Union. We also visit the IQ apartments, and reminisce on what could have been.

Day 2: We retrace Landeryou’s trip to Costa Rica, with a highlight being on return a visit to the gaol where Landeryou was held.

Day 3: We then visit the courtroom where Landeryou laughed off his bankruptcy.

Day4: We take a leisurely stroll through Parkville and gaze on the mansion that was sold from under him to partially recover outstanding debts. Later in the day we take in a view of the Fat Cave.

Day 5: Patriots’ choice. Patriots can add their choice of sights to see and experience. (Please let us know).

Each day Patriots will be guided to the nearest KFC for breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, late supper, and midnight snack.

UPDATED: Lets indeed discuss......."My financial situation - temporary I assure you"

UPDATE

The correspondence below was written after Andy returned from Costa Rica. Photos reveal the flight back.

ORIGINAL

Dear Young Mr Justin or is it Simon,

I am advised by one of your associates that you have claimed that I was successfully sued in relation to the liquidation of the Melbourne University Student Union Inc.

That is utterly false.

My financial situation - temporary I assure you - relate to my business dealings with the big bad Mr Solomon Lew and have nothing at all to do with the MUSU.

While it is true that there were a number of patriots were sued by a Socialist Left appointed Liquidator in nuisance lawsuits for massive amounts and settled for small payments (in the thousands of dollars against spectacular claims for millions), I believe most of the parties (including me) absolutely refused to agree to pay up anything to a fraudulent process of the kind instigated by our socialist friends.

You will find - and I encourage you to research the matter further - that no trial has yet or is ever likely to occur for the very good reason that there was no basis whatsoever to the claims made. So yes there was a lawsuit filed, and some amazingly high legal expenses on the Liquidator's part, but no trial let alone the result you imply. We vigorously defended every step of his bogus lawsuit and tormented the fucker as much as we could. A Supreme Court judge agreed we did rather a good job. He grew so upset he attempted to obtain court bans on our vigorous defence of his scandalous lawsuit. Poor fuck didn't have a clue.

For your reference:

http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/cases/vic/VSC/2006/205.html (note the Judge essentially endorsed our claim that the Liquidator was pursuing the claim for non-commercial reasons)

http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/Landeryou-threatened-me-says-liquidator/2005/05/25/1116950754154.html

Indeed, as even the left-wing rag The Age partly correctly observed, we threatened to "do slowly" the corrupt Liquidator, a threat I believe we have, so far fulfilled with much more to come. He is and was a complete crook, attempting to use the political situation there to make himself a fortune. He got the fortune but also got a pretty big dose of grief from us which will continue until I am able to piss on his grave.(Apologies for the crude language, but as you are an engie of some kind I thought it might make it easier to follow for you)

Further, the Socialist Left appointed Liquidator will - when his final report is lodged - have to account for his expenditure of some $8 million, while recovering practically nothing from the "targets" he so publicly announced and denounced. Some of this money came from MUSU members which is bad enough, but it now appears most of it came from taxpayers via the University. If you seek a scandal, it is that, he trousered many millions and recovered essentially nothing.

Happy to discuss with you further should you wish. It saddens me that socialist propaganda of this kind has been accepted and repeated by a patriot such as yourself. Clearly this is because you are a dickhead rather than malevolent per se, so I'll forgive you this once providing you withdraw your false claims and apologise.

If it happens again, I suppose you know what happens next.

Andrew

PS Feel free to call me should you wish on 0415 99 33 26

This morning, online spivery malware site Vexnews is spinning a 'how-to' story about Betfair and other online gambling businesses.

Online spivery master Andrew Landeryou reveals an in depth knowledge of online spivery.

As a policy we don't provide links through to Vexnews, for fear of liability if readers click through to Vexnews and their computers are inevitably infected with malware. Read Vexnews at your own risk.

Last minute registration of deregistered Vexnews

Patriots, it looks like, at the very last minute, Vexnews' registration was renewed until 25 September 2010.

In other developments, editor and former inmate Andrew Landeryou has shifted his operation to Sturt in South Australia. Is Sturt the new hotbed for online spivery?

It was a close run thing. Without registration, Vexnews would have been an illegal blog.Landeryou is photographed here in happier times, fresh from Solomon Lew's funded holiday in sunny Costa Rica.

Jon Faine interrogates future Vexnews editor

Patriots might wish to cast their minds back to May 2005, when Patriot ABC Radio presenter Jon Faine, at great risk, interrogated Andrew Landeryou.

Patriots are reminded of Stephen Mayne’s in-depth coverage of the interview, which an independent media analyst described as Faine shooting fish in a barrel.

TS presents edited highlights of Mayne’s report.

Landeryou slugs it out with Jon Faine

By Stephen Mayne

“ABC Victoria’s Jon Faine took a risk this morning and invited fallen ALP powerbroker and failed businessman Andrew Landeryou into the studio for a vigorous 15-minute live exchange before an audience of almost 200,000. Faine was certainly a little apprehensive about defamation and Landeryou did manage to plug his blog and land a few blows on Solly Lew, Melbourne Uni Student Union (MUSU) liquidator Dean McVeigh, The Age’s Leonie Wood and a few other players in the soap opera that is his life.

Landeryou sailed close to the wind… Faine really put him through his paces about allegedly doing a runner, failed ventures and his credibility.

Landeryou then went to Costa Rica and attempted to pick up an online gaming business that he hoped to float on the ASX in an “arbitrage” play that would raise enough funds to clear the debt to Solly (Lew) – a debt that seems to have been incurred in very curious circumstances involving threats of more embarrassing public disclosures.

Landeryou said that his business associates knew where he was but he didn’t tell his wife as there were problems in his marriage that he wouldn’t be elaborating on publicly.”

Mayne concludes his report with: “We tried to call Landeryou this morning on the mobile number displayed on the home page of his blog (0415 993 326) but we just got the theme song from the original Spiderman.

Patriots will remember that Landeryou was last seen in mid 2008 in his Spiderman suit.

Mayne made no mention of Landeryou writing as Delia Delegate for Crikey.

This will be the last TS report for two weeks.

A ready made astronaut?

A new study suggests long-duration space flights could make astronauts shorter, fatter, balder.

We know Andy visited online gaming spivery haven Costa Rica, but space too?

Happy weekend patriots.

Denial is a river in Costa Rica

Andy recently said he denied any wrongdoing.

Let's see.

• MUSU
• IQ Corp
• IQ Media
• Optima
• Marbain
• Kooroit
• Lestwentyman.com
• The Other Cheek, and
• Vexnews.

Lots of 'no wrongdoing' there!

Patriots may wish to add to the list.

See you all on 10 March, as Team Slanderyou will be overseas.

BLOGGING PIMP PIMPS UP BLOG

Andrew Landeryou, editor of cashflow free blog, Vexnews, has over the Christmas and New Year period regularly pimped up his blog.

Photographic evidence has revealed that Landeryou has pimped up his blog with Columbian girls, and also with those of the Islamic persuasion. (It is not clear whether Landeryou is promoting Sunni or Shia, or whether he is sect neutral.)

Pimping Islamic women is a little unexpected, given Andy’s popularity amongst fascist groups such as Stormfront. However, his pimping of Columbian girls may be linked to his close interest in online gaming spivery haven Costa Rica.

Guide to financial planning

Another busy week ahead Patriots. Therefore, spend some time considering the following.

Given the difficult economic circumstances we find ourselves in, it is important to obtain sound financial planning information.

While we do not encourage the following approach, it is a rather ‘innovative’ 10 step plan.

1. Run a company
2. Source the capital from one of Melbourne’s billionaires
3. Wreck the company
4. Head off overseas – but don’t tell anyone where you are going
5. Come back when the Supreme Court asks you to
6. Be declared bankrupt for a laughable amount
7. Don’t work for 3+ years
8. Not be enrolled in the work for the dole programme
9. Spend countless hours a day playing pretend journalist, and set up 2 insolvent blogs/websites
10. Eat lots of KFC

An excuse - it was someone else's fault!

Andy said:

"Mr Landeryou left Australia in December, shortly before he was due to appear at a liquidator's hearing into the collapse of the $14million Melbourne University Student Union Inc.

He told the Victorian Supreme Court on Friday that he had not been aware of the summons, which was served to him via his wife's email and fax, and that when he read that a warrant had been issued for his arrest, he flew back to Australia.

In an affidavit to the court the 35-year-old said he had travelled to San Jose in Costa Rica via Los Angeles on December 8 -- the night before he was due to appear at the MUSU liquidator's hearing.

"My marriage at this time was strained and communication between my wife and myself was poor. This matter and other personal and business difficulties have caused me substantial distress," he said."

But hang on:

"Ms Kitching blamed her financial collapse on her missing husband, Labor Party powerbroker Andrew Landeryou, who has skipped town leaving a trail of debt."

Blog of Sleaze, Washed Up?

Confusion reigns over the current developments with the Blog of Sleaze.

One theory is that Andrew Landeryou has ‘sacked’ himself from the blog.

Alternately, he has just given up, having spent many years working on the insolvent blog.

He has now turned his attention to Vexnews, which has been independently valued at $63.

Regardless, the Blog of Sleaze joins other Landeryou managed failures: MUSU, his MUSU Presidency, IQ Corp, his Costa Rican online gaming spivery strategy, and his own personal finances.

It is widely mooted that Vexnews will soon join the above list.

Patriots may wish to discuss Landeryou’s high failure rate, throughout the week. Is it time for Landeryou to get a job?

(This will be the only post for this week)

Online Gaming Spiver knows a lot about gambling

Andrew Landeryou, who "cut and run" to online gaming spivery haven Costa Rica, has accused a newspaper of undertaking illegal gambling.

As reported by TS in April 2007, "Costa Rica is home to more than 200 online gambling companies, but the Central American country actually has no legislation specifically dealing with gambling over the Internet."

Landeryou may well know what he is talking about!

As regular TS commentator Kevin has pointed out regarding similar accusations: "The "obesity-deformed" blogger is claiming Faine has now broken the law! Is Landeryou proposing that as a criminal he can police others?"

Landeryou’s interest in East Timor KFC Franchise

Andrew Landeryou has expressed an interest in a new KFC franchise in East Timor.

Though Patriot Kevin has asked “Hopefully KFC hasn’t made it there yet!”

Andrew did express an interest in Costa Rica, some time back. But we guess it involved too much running around what with the need to provide HOME DELIVERY . All that running around can be tiring! See here for more..

Happy weekend.

Kororoit By Election - there's more!

"The Landeryou web site is a scum site that ran a vile campaign against Les."

And this.

But then, it looks as if it has reignited! Wonder if there was any call on the Costa Rican community?

Have a great weekend.

Monday’s Mania’s Massive Reveal

In past weeks/months we have revealed the inner workings of Andrew Landeryou’s Fat Cave. Courtesy of TS regular, Dark Rider, we can reveal the exact location of the Fat Cave. (Right click into a new tab/page to view larger version)

And it’s a very interesting location, with a KFC restaurant just metres around the corner in Bourke St.

Now where is that AEC enrolment form, so we can complete Andrew Landeryou’s electoral roll details?

Landeryou previously lived in a $1.8 million Parkville mansion, and then after returning from online gaming spivery haven, Costa Rica, he moved into the high rise living of Southbank, and exclusive pictures here.

Landeryou later was forced out of his expensive Southbank squat, and gave patriots the run around suggesting he moved to patriot haven Brunswick.

But Dark Rider has revealed that Landeryou lives in Russell St.

Landeryou must have got his taste for inner city living from his time as the guest of the Melbourne Custody Centre, where he made “...an astonishing move to stay in custody indefinitely”. Landeryou is so far the only inmate to have put on weight after eating at the MCC.

We would counsel TS readers and patriots to avoid the area; especially when Landeryou is feeding on KFC, as strange noises have been reported, best described as sounding like “Bjork possessed by Satan”.

In other related matters, we can report that Landeryou’s Blog of Sleaze has been explained by this story.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter fellow patriots.

It seems it was Christmas only yesterday. And Easter last year, TS was in Costa Rica.

As you tuck into your fish on Good Friday, or your toasty hot cross bun, think of Andrew Landeryou. All alone in his Fat Cave, tucking into his Easter KFC.

It’s not all bad for Andy. He actually looks forward to Good Friday. As most Christians munch away on fish, Landeryou considers that it offers an opportunity to masticate away on excess KFC.

At this “giving up things for Lent” time, perhaps it’s time to consider the legal proposal to make it illegal for restaurants to serve fat customers. As Landeryou is KFC’s biggest customer – in every sense – we expect they would lobby extensively against the law.

Newish pic of Andrew Landeryou

Like a Rat, prison authorities utilised the lure of KFC to move inmate Andrew Landeryou from cell to cell.

Run, Fat Boy Run Movie & Egypt

Today we bring you two stories for the price of one.

Run, Fat Boy Run, the Movie

A cinematic docu-drama has been released on Andrew Landeryou titled appropriately Run, Fat Boy Run.

However, the London based biopic falls short not exploring Landeryou’s clandestine visit to Costa Rica.

The movie nonetheless much like Landeryou’s life (MUSU, IQ Corp, personal bankruptcy, his insolvent blog, and his failed online gaining spivery attempts) will undoubtedly fail at the box office replicating Landeryou’s near 100% strike rate of failure.

Landeryou is of course no stranger to ‘Hollywood fantasy’, though rumours that Landeryou played the lead character in the film Greedy Old Fat Man proved to be untrue. Landeryou was not old!

"De Nile" is a river in Egypt Andy!

Landeryou has been caught out twice by vigilant patriots.

The first was Landeryou talking to himself on his Blog of Sleaze. With a collapsing readership Landeryou is forced to regularly comment on his blog, offering the illusion that someone is interested.

The second, as illustrated by photographic evidence, is that while Landeryou may not have taken money from Saddam, he nonetheless has a habit of taking money ($3million) and not giving it back.

Is this ironic? Or rather is this a case of desperate denial!

MONDAY MANIA SPECIAL: Andrewlanderyou.com: whois?

Special Tuesday Edition!

While Liberty Larry maintained the fort of patriotism in safe hands last week, other Team Slanderyou members were involved in a serious investigative assignment.

TS’ attention was drawn to whether Landeryou had registered the domain name andrewlanderyou.com

And not to our surprise, he had, or rather someone had.

We trolled a little deeper and we found a number of curious details.

The registrant of the domain name is: (type in the verification code to view)

Wan-Fu China, Ltd. (ANDREWLANDERYOU-COM-DOM)

P.O.Box CB-11901

Nassau, BS

Nassau is a lovely place, from everything we’ve heard. Though curiously very close to unregulated online gaming spivery hotspot Costa Rica, where Landeryou has spent considerable time.

Then we discovered that wanfuchina.com have been up to no good: caught red handed initiating unsolicited and internet threatening browser pop-up ads and spam.

The internet police, the WIPO Arbitration and Mediation Center, has since become involved. The WIPO Administrative Panel on October 30, 2007 threw the ‘virtual’ book at Wanfunchina.

What is additionally interesting is that Wanfunchina has registered a domain name EBET888-COM-DOM. It is only conjecture, but doesn’t EBet sound like something to do with gambling? Online gaming spivery to be exact! Coincidence?

The Vanishing Landeryou (Updated 2)

UPDATE 2
The "Vanishing Landeryou" seems to have been found. Still no explanation of where he has been. Everyone remains baffled. Speculation is that Landeryou and Corey Delaney are somehow jointly involved in something.

UPDATE
After no satisfactory explanation, Tim asks Andy: "Are you in gaol?" Be quick to view the comment, as Landeryou will have it deleted as soon as he reads this blog.

ORIGINAL
Andrew Landeryou has not been seen on his Blog of Sleaze since Monday.

Over to you Patriots: where is he? Patriots have already started to provide their constructive suggestions.

We will keep this post open until the truth is revealed.

Please hand this photo around.