Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Vanishing Landeryou (Updated 2)

UPDATE 2
The "Vanishing Landeryou" seems to have been found. Still no explanation of where he has been. Everyone remains baffled. Speculation is that Landeryou and Corey Delaney are somehow jointly involved in something.

UPDATE

After no satisfactory explanation, Tim asks Andy: "Are you in gaol?" Be quick to view the comment, as Landeryou will have it deleted as soon as he reads this blog.

ORIGINAL
Andrew Landeryou has not been seen on his Blog of Sleaze since Monday.

Over to you Patriots: where is he? Patriots have already started to provide their constructive suggestions.

We will keep this post open until the truth is revealed.

Please hand this photo around.

29 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

Fat Andy's going DOWN!

The Dark Rider said...

Try the apartments on the corner of Russell Street and Little Collins. No luck on the apartment number yet, but I'll keep my ear out.

The Dark Rider
*who's curious where he's got to, but is enjoying the absence, nonetheless*

Anonymous said...

May be he was wearing heavy duty vanishing cream?

He would of course need litres and litres of the stuff, but it is possible.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the tip, Dark Rider!

So, the Fatcave is on the corner of Russell and Little Collins. We should have guessed. There is a KFC just around the corner at 201 Bourke Street and another just a block and a bit away at 37 Swanston Street.

There must be no other location in Melbourne with not just one but two KFCs, both with extended opening hours, so close; a comfy amble away even for someone as lazy and obese as Landeryou.

Anonymous said...

"The Fatcave"! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Here is a news item to contemplate during the search for Landeryou:

A report released today by the Australian Crime Commission (ACC) estimates that organised crime costs Australia $10 billion each year.

The 'Organised Crime in Australia' publication shows criminals adjust to specialised crime prevention programs by becoming more sophisticated in their operations.

The ACC's chief executive officer, Alastair Milroy, says many organised crime syndicates use technology to expand into new industries.

"New technology is allowing crime groups to operate across national borders, committing complex frauds," he said.

Cait Catt said...

The OC is back and so is Cait. Below is a story tonight about Peter Katsambanis, former MLC, published tonight in the OC:

Thursday, 17 January 2008
AHEM: What Was Peter Katsambanis Thinking?

There's nothing like being gassed with a little chemical spray to turn the normally fascist inclined into instant civil libertarian.

Former Victorian Liberal upper house MP Peter Katsambanis, who delights in describing himself as a right-wing death beast and apparently advocates the cause of the Greek generals, would normally be the first advocating the Victoria Police cause, especially when going the biff on protesters and the like.

But when some of capsicum spray intended for out of control tennis hoons, ended up causing him to shed a tear or two, his first thought was to reach for the Batphone and go where only Malcolm Fraser had gone before and call Andrew Jaspan at The Age to impart his thoughts about the excesses of VicPol.

Everyone is entitled to their view, and questioning the actions of authorities is an important civil right, but it certainly does seem the Police had good reason to take strong action:

Sen-Con Old described the situation on Tuesday night as volatile and explosive.

He said he repeatedly asked the instigator to stop making crude and offensive remarks, which he understood from time patrolling soccer matches.

"I was besieged upon by about three or four males who then pushed me and tried to get me away from this person," he said.

"It was at this point capsicum spray was deployed, which effectively defused the situation for me because it was getting quite violent towards myself because I was being besieged by these people."

Sen-Con Old said he followed the man he sprayed to help him wash his eyes.

"Approximately 10 people surrounded me. I was spat on. I had bottles thrown at me, I was pushed, I was shoved and I realised at this point I was on my own and I had to get out of there," he said.

Supt John Cooke, head of security at Melbourne Park, defended his officers.

"Our members are not punching bags," he said.

"We are not there to be the sport of spectators who want to be unruly or want to cause trouble or be disruptive to the rest of the event."

Anonymous said...

Fat Boy!!!!! They gave you bail!!!!

That post a few days said there was no cell in Victoria big enough to fit your fat arse into. Welcome back.

When are you next in court?

Anonymous said...

Cait? So you admit that you are landeryou - or at least one of his personalities!

Ps: You are no longer my favourite landeryou personality.

Anonymous said...

So where were you Landeryou?

father mckenzie said...

I am very glad you became a Catholic, Andrew, but a little surprised that it only took you from Monday until late Thursday evening to confess your sins. You need to admit to them all and demonstrate your contrition, otherwise you will burn in the fires of hell. You don't want to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity, now,lad, do you?

Anonymous said...

I made sure I walked past The Fatcave on my way to work today. Any other patriots taken a look at the apartments on the Little Collins and Russell Street corner? Anyone Landeryou sightings?

Cait Catt said...

I am sorry I have offended 2.41. I don't like being unpopular. All the boys used to love dancing with me in the distant past.

Could contributors to this blog please mind their filthy language. Filthia got the sack from Draculas I hear because she used the f word a lot and a man who said he was Steve Fielding was in the audience and he complained to the management, and because Steve was a Senator or something the management took notice of him. Now Filthia works for the ABC. That figures of course.

Look forward to the next posting form the great man. Some naughty comments about Peter Katsambanis in the comments on the OC blog. So naughty they must have been written by the same people who write naughty comments about me on this blog.

Anonymous said...

I still think that Corey Delaney and his mates went to Frankston beach because they heard Landeryou had beached himself there, and they went there to try and roll him back into the bay.

Anonymous said...

Cait, as per usual, you are talking nonsense.

What is it like living in the same head as Landeryou? Echoey, or is it crowded with all the other personalities?

Anonymous said...

More to the point, Cait, how does fat Andy afford the flash pad on the corner of Russell St and Little Colins St given that he is a bankrupt.

Anonymous said...

The Fatcave.

Anonymous said...

No updates on Fat Andy's Blog of Sleaze since Thursday afternoon. Just what is going on in the weird world of Landeryou?

PS I also checked out the Fatcave this evening. Nice pad for someone who is supposed to be a bankrupt.

Anonymous said...

I have just been to the Blog of Sleaze to see if it has been updated and found a page of biblical guff:

This message may be called a road sign of warning. Some may look at a sign that reads—THE BRIDGE IS OUT, and say, "Oh, someone is just trying to scare us into taking another road; let’s go on the same way." They go on and plunge to their death. The sign was not meant to scare people, but to warn them of impending danger. The sign was put there, because someone cared and didn’t want others to perish.

God wants you to know, WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS (the prophecies from the Bible in this message), KNOW YE THAT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NIGH AT HAND-Lk 21:31.

* Will Russia and some Arab nations invade Israel and the U.S.A. become involved? Yes.

* Will 1/4th of the world’s population die? Yes.

* Will there be a one-world system or global economy? Yes.

* Will diseases increase such as AIDS? Yes.

* Did you know the Bible tells us about what is happening?

Fat Andy may have been hacked. He may have had a religious experience. He may just be working up the insanity defence.

Overall, though, I though this was better than the sleazy smears and lies or stolen stories labelled "Exclusive" that fill his site.

Jeff Mowatt said...

Though I don't believe the man you're looking for is in Ukraine, the connections between Landeryou, Melbourne politics and the city of Kharkiv are many, or more likely the same.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Suspected_sock_puppets/UkraineToday#User:UkraineToday

Though these aliases have been known for some time, it's the first time we've had such detail on the IP addresses being used and as per usual with the "tangled web" strategy, using one address to edit the contribution of another has the perpetrator coming unstuck.

it would be very interesting to see what other IP addresses are being used in Australia.

Anonymous said...

Landershonks sleazy site has not been update since Thursday. Two updates in seven days! Landershonk is a lazy bastard, its true, but something is going on here. My bet is that Solomon Lew is getting very, very close to the money.

Anonymous said...

Any patriots checked the Fatcave this weekend? Any signs of Landeryou there? Process servers near all the access points? Piles of discarded KFC packaging?

Anonymous said...

Landeryou doesn't just discard his KFC packaging. He licks it very, very carefully first to make sure he doesn't miss a single spot of grease.

Anonymous said...

A comment on the Landeryou blog asked "what does Cait (presumably Catt) think of Katz?" That is, Peter Katsamabanis, the former Liberal MLC.

Cait has never responded, but Landeryou has, of sorts. Landeryou doesn't like Greeks, full stop, unless they happen to be attractive like Sophie Mirabella, nee Panopoulos.

Landeryou doesn't like Nick Kotsiras and he doesn't like Jenny Mikakos. Now he's linking Mr Katsambanis with the Greek Colonels, whose regime many Australian conservatives applauded.

Just what do you think Cait? Do you agree with Andrew Landeryou or are you keeping your mouth shut so you don't get the bums rush from your Greek boyfriend?

Anonymous said...

The term used in the previous comment is an old one. I looked it up on a web dictionary and this is what I found:

The bum's rush (American, informal)
is the action of getting rid of someone who is not wanted.

"The photographer was given the bum's rush by two policemen guarding the office."
"Why do I feel I'm getting the bum's rush?"
"Where are you off to?"

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Anonymous said...

landeryou is going down

fat andy is going down said...

“But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.”

Send Landeryou to hell to burn

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