Sunday, January 27, 2008

OK - enough is enough

On Friday night, your blog was assaulted by a someone who pinned to this blog a number of crude and offensive comments.

The comments have been deleted. Rest assured, after some detective work, the IP number and ISP, and other relevant identifiers, have been forwarded to the relevant authorities.

Consequently, to protect the integrity of this blog and its readers, we will require you to register for a Google account in order to comment.

Apologies that free speech has had to be affected, but given the seriousness of what has happened we have been left with no other cause.

18 Truth On Comments:

Grace Kroger said...

I understand that Landeryou sock puppet Cait Catt works for ASIO. This is the subject of some amusement to most ASIO officers, who consider Landeryou to be, well, not a person they would want to employ to clean their conveniences, nor would they want Landeryou to take out their daughters, him being too fat. Anyway the following ditto is doing the rounds at ASIO headquarters. Seems it comes from Evan Thornley but we can't prove that. Anyway here it is:

ASIO Catt


The Four Catts !

Catt

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was an ASIO Officer.

To show off, the Engineer called his catt,

'T-square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his catt could do better.

He called his catt and said,

'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of three cookies ............Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his catt could do better. He called his catt and said 'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the ASIO Officer and said, 'What can your catt do?'

The ASIO Employee called his cat and said....

'Coffee Break.....do your stuff.'

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........



ate the cookies...............



drank the milk..............



claimed he injured his back while doing so..................



filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions........



put in for Workers Compensation...............and



went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............!!!!!!!!!!

Cait Catt said...

Stop taking my name in vain Grace.

Liberty Larry said...

Yes Cait, this article was about you.

Candice said...

The article by Michael Kroger's aunt is disgraceful.

Surely ASIO have better things to do than denigrate a great woman. That so Liberty Larry?

Candice said...

Grace is not a bad person but she should leave Cait alone.

Candice said...

The OC blog remains the best blog on the net. That's why it won the inaugural Walkley blog award.

catter8 said...

I have never worked for ASIO. Can't speak for Cait but I think she works for the OC Investigations Unit, not ASIO.

Rita said...

I sincerely hope my friend Cait never worked for ASIO.

Liberty Larry said...

So why do you persist in having this circular conversation with yourself Andy?

(See above!)

Rita Randles said...

The owner of the OC blog, Mr Landeryou, has never visited my cattery and I have never met him. You are talking nonsense saying I am having a discussion with myself.

Rita Randles said...

Cats are lovely

Dark said...

Slanderyou,

You realise very few people can be bothered posting under these revised guidelines, save for the obsessive few with excess time on their hands or a mockery of a social life (hence the abundance of Landeryou sock puppet emails - and me of course).

You may find the heightened security measures are a two edged sword.

Also, I think there's some value in leaving the posts up (possibly censored if necessary) to properly illustrate the lengths and excesses Landeryou and Van Der Craats (let's face it, it's mostly them) will go to. Gives an interesting insight into their psychosis.

Take for example Landeryou's various posts on this topic. All done to illustrate he's happy to create an identity to peddle his crap (including the old Walkley award drivel).

Just food for thought.

The Dark Rider
*who notices Landeryou posts seem to be more erratic these days and wonders how he's occupying his time*

Cait Catt said...

You are also taking my name in vain Dark Rider. I am not peddling untruths. It is you and Slanderyou who are doing that. This blog is still the blog of filth. Go back to the dark room Dark Rider.

Rita said...

A man I know told me a photographer he went to school with became a medical doctor and got put in the slammer last year for playing around with little boys. It occurred in the 1960s and that shows my friend's age. He played around with boys in his dark room.

I don't think you should take Cait's advice Dark Rider. I'm sure you are not a naughty boy like the medical doctor.

Rita said...

The doctor played around with little boys that is, not my friend.

My friend plays around with women of his own age. I told him not to frequent the Daily Planet in Elsternwick or Slanderyou might take his photo.

Cait Catt said...

I'm a little dumb Rita. What is the Daily Planet? I don't think catter8's cats would like to go there.

Rita said...

Don't be so juvenile Cait. The Daily Planet is a brothel. Also it's listed on the Melbourne Stock Exchange. I'm a strict Catholic and there's no way I would buy any of their shares.

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