The long overdue return of our popular game. For new players, you will need to spot the similarity between the two people featured. Hint: the game is easier than it looks.
One wrote a hate blog, the other’s blog is a hate list.
Both were sacked. One was sacked from ‘political office’; and the other was sacked from his own business (IQ Corp).
Both wrote Liberal Party blogs, especially Andrew Landeryou as reported by The Australian .
Both hate Ted Ballieu.
Both wrote their blogs “Gleefully”.
At least one of them has a public chicken fetish.
Both are now (permanently?) unemployed.
Again, apologies Patriots, but another busy week ahead for TS, so our posts will be less frequent this week.
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I can see why Fat Boy was so keen on that silly little Liberal. The kid looks just like a chicken. Andy was probably dreaming of dusting him down with the Colonel's secret mix of herbs and spices and sticking him in a deep fryer.
Slanderyou - I think you posted the same photo twice! Or am I missing something?
I think Landeryou looks like Jack Pacholli, the late editor of the Toorak Times.
When he died in 2004, the Sydney Morning Herald's obit was headed "A midas touch for failure". Just like our Andy.
The similarities don't end there. "Fact and fairness were alien concepts to Pacholli and in his mad, scatter-gun, vitriolic columns he wrote what he liked, careless of the consequence, emboldened by bankruptcy that made him both financially untouchable and unrestrained by the law of libel. Anyone who complained was told to sue his dog, Oscar."
That sounds even more like Landeryou (Pacholli had made his dog the chairman of the company that published the Times).
There is one big difference. Pacholli clearly loved Oscar. We don't hear about Landeryou's little mutt Ronnie any more. Is it true that Landeryou ate him?
Why does Landeryou have a toilet in his living room?
I notice that Landeryou has now completely deleted all comments on his Blog of Sleaze.
Landeryou has a toilet in his living room as he is preparing for a longs stay in a cell.
Landeryou has a toilet close at hand because everything about his life is shit.
Landeryou has deleted all the comments on his Blog of Sleaze yet again and blamed technical reasons yet again. Amazing how technical difficulties strike his sleazy site everytime Fat Boy wants to engage in some sweeping censorship.
Thank you Team Slanderyou for that “gleefully” link back to the work of the patriot who ploughed through the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders last year in an attempt to diagnose Landeryou.
It was agreed that the Fat Man suffers from narcissistic personality disorder: an extreme focus on oneself. Patriots agreed Landeryou displayed the following symptoms:
• a grandiose sense of self-importance
• a preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
• a belief that one is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
• a requirement for excessive admiration
• a strong sense of entitlement
• taking advantage of others to achieve his own ends
• a lack of empathy
• frequent envy or a belief others are envious of him; and
• an arrogant affect.
Our patriot shrink was puzzled with one aspect of Landeryou’s behaviour. “Don't know where masquerading as various women fits in so we might be able to coin a syndrome, Transvestite Landeryou Syndrome”, they wrote.
I understand that Landeryou has discarded the Cait and Rita personae as he is now so fat he cannot fit into the tatty drag he used to wear when he adopted female identities.
I also have a question for patriots with an interest in mental health and links with the Storemen and Packers’ Unions.
Many psychologists believe that toilet training is among the most formative events of the human psyche because it is the child's first introduction to the fact that social imperatives can take precedence over bodily desires. Sigmund Freud taught us a child can have problems later in life if the toilet training does not go well.
Does anyone know just what Big Bent Bill Landeryou did with Fat Andy during his toilet training?
is that why landeryou has a toilet in his living room
I think the toilet is a symbol of Landeryou's blog.
How can Landeryou tell the difference between what's on his blog and what's in his toilet? Perhaps that's why all the comments on his sleazy site vanished yesterday. He pressed the delete button instead of the flush.
Landeryou is now rigging his own star ratings for his posts on his blog. How ridiculous.
The Grods Corp website has published an entertaining photograph of a beaming Landeryou contemplating a turd on a table. I hate to think what Dr Freud might make of that.
Landeryou's toilet training clearly went awry. He puts shit on his website and flushes fact and fairness down the dunny.
9.23 - every single thing about the Blog of Sleaze and Landeryou is ridiculous.
Fat Boy is lucky he lives in Victoria! There is a Melbourne-based business called Conquip which according to its website provides "Individualised programs for children, adolescents and adults who have bedwetting, daywetting, soiling, need help with toilet training, or other continence problems".
We really should organise a whip around amongst patriots to raise the funds to enroll Fat Andy in one of its courses.
Landeryou has admitted to exploiting a dwarf over on his Blog of Sleaze. How low can he go?
Didn't he use the dwarf to fiddle an election?
The dwarf story was a strange thing for Landeryou to admit too. I don't get it.
Perhaps the pic of the naked dwarf came from his personal collection.
SO he used the dwarf to fiddle an erection?
Landershonk - using the royal we yet again - has claimed on his sleazy site today "we speak truth".
What a load of bollocks! Landeryou doesn't even speak the truth when he visits KFC. Saying "I want everything in your shop, with extra gravy and I want the gravy deep fried too" would be too embarrassing even for him.
Landeryou loves dwarves because he is a political pygmy.
So how did Landeryou expect that exploiting a dwarf would help his MUSU campaign? Was it just a tasteless stunt? Or was the dwarf somehow symbolic of something?
Fat Boy is taking about "our pictures editor" over on his Blog of Sleaze this morning.
Rita has gone, Cait has gone and Catter8 is nowhere to be seen. Instead Andy is now talking about himself in the plural and inventing other, unnamed identities.
Has he changed his medication, recieved a blow to the head, eaten Red Rooster instead of his beloved KFC or what?
looks like Robert Ray has lined up a job with Eric Locke. Says a lot about Landeryou's credibility.
Landeryou couldn't even line up a job with Work for the Dole.
"Landeryou couldn't even line up a job with Work for the Dole."
Wasn't he sacked from that too?
Landeryou got a doctor's certificate. Gout.
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