Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.



145 Truth On Comments:

Brutus Beefcake said...

That's interesting that Vexnews has got the arse. All the the Hot Rodding men will get its creator's arse when he is locked up here in Barwon.

Madame Defarge said...

I'm losing my threads with so many new blogs here. So I guess I'll have to knit heaps faster.

Landeryou claimed his server couldn't cope with avid interest in his Fevola blogs. Maybe he was just getting a DDoS attack? The mainline media simply ignored Landeryou's wildest Fevola libels. Fevola himself would probably and happily strangle Landeryou for his abominable libels.

The guillotine is a lot quicker!

Wake Up Call said...

Internet menace, paparazzo, libeller, stalker, serial pest and image stealer Landeryou says he likes to do his victims slow.

Thérèse Defarge's solution is far too kind. I think Landeryou should be burnt at the stake.

Today Landeryou parades himself as editor-in-chief of the appalling Vexnews hate blog. Yesterday, he was a thugish mafia-style boss ruining the Melbourne Uni Students' Union.

His later IQ Corp fraud much irked well-known Melbourne business identity Sol Lew. In court, the whole Landeryou clan, including in-laws, all developed amnesia. None of them could remember what had happened to vital company papers that had suddenly 'disappeared'.

The fat crook and a lot of his relatives and friends need to be doing long jail terms. OPP needs to get working on this FULLTIME!

Brutus Beefcake said...

Here is a statistic Landeryou may care to contemplate: there are more people ready to bash and bugger him here in Barwon Jail than there are Vexnews readers.

Ancients of Mu Mun said...

Not surprised Andy's readership is that high.

Spider Pig said...

Not even I thought it was this low.

It's over Andy. Vexnews is cyber rubbish.

Time to now get a real job.

Fraud Squad said...

Time to turn yourself in the law, Andy.

Anonymous said...

No Walkley nominations for Vexnews again this year. Guess no-one is surprised.

Pork Chop Suey said...

Landeryou's latest foray is into the Asian market.

Them pigs' anuses sure are getting around! Two supermarket chains are already selling them as calamari rings, and halal chicken pieces.

Landeryou's pork chop suey recipe: 200 grams of pig anuses marinated in cheap sherry then flame-grilled with a sauce of poison mushrooms, poison ivy seeds, bile, vomit and cooking lard.

Anonymous said...

Jeez! I thought my sites were doing poorly!

The worst one got well over 111,000 visits during the last twelve months.

New and Used said...

That's 304 hits a day, Bro!

You must be running that butt plug site that Landeryou spends so much time perusing. He already has a huge collection and contacted ABC-TV's Collectors program recently. For rather obvious reasons, they weren't interested.

Around Landy, nearly everything smells of shit!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear - the truth must be a little painful.

I just compared his traffic to that of Crikey.

Crikey has nearly 22000 visitors in September - and that's just to their website - an increase of 79% from last year.

Vexnews - 162 visitors a decrease of 55% from last year.

I don't know why he bothers.

Norris the Newshound said...

Fat boy will award himself a Walkeley. Or a Walkly. The fat flop was so drunk so often he had three different spellings for the fake Walkley Award he gave to himself.

Anonymous said...

Has El Gordo been seen out in public recently? Or is court the only time he makes public appearances?

How's Bent Bill's bankruptcy going? Been awhile since Buddha Boy attacked Solly Lew. Is that what's keeping him quiet?

Anonymous said...

El Gordo gave up on the Walkley Award canard because it was getting too stale and ridiculous to maintain winning a fake honour.

(Good God! I used Buddha Boy's name and honour is the same sentence without the word "lacking.")

Anonymous said...

My local Aldi supermarket has 750 ml bottles of 18% alcohol cream sherry for just five bucks. I bet Landeryou gets through three or four of them every morning as a heart starter.

Barry the Bailiff said...

"How's Bent Bill's bankruptcy going?" a patriot asks.

It appears to be going very well for him. According to the electoral roll Big Bent Bill Landeryou still lives in his luxury apartment on Rathdowne Street, Carlton, near the intersection with Elgin Street, in the very heart of latte land.

Most bankrupts lose their houses. Not Big Bent Bill.

Perhaps he had it in another name. Shirley Landeryou, maybe?

Dr Phil said...

Vexnews a flop. Landeryou breaking into multiple personalities that are now the only remaining readers of Vexnews.

The man is 40 and reduced to writing a Blog that nobody reads. Friendless, unemployed, obese, disowned by family and an utter business failure.

No wonder he is now insane.

Anonymous said...

It is AMAZING just how big a failure Landeryou is. He is an entirely worthless man. No wonder he drinks so much.

Al K. Hol said...

He's going to be the first person to drown on dry land.

Bubba the Barwon Bugger said...

Even if Landeryou is becoming a derelict, we have qualified first aiders here who would resusitate for futher sexual humiliation by us HOT RODDERS!

Kerry Stoked said...

Did any patriots see what Poxnews' only new 'story' today was? A former Labor leaning student activist in WA now has a signifcant other who is a Liberal, El Gordo reports. If 10 people are interested, I'd be amazed.

He also calls The West Australian a left wing newspaper in the same item. There are hitherto unknown tribes in the Amazon jungle who wouldn't make such a fundamental error as that.

Brutus Beefcake said...

I suspect that Landeryou would much rather be here with us hot rodding men in Barwon Gaol than keeping the sad pretence that is Vexnews going.

We hot rodders might only be interested in bashing, brutalising and buggering Landeryou but at least we are interested in him.

Mongrel Nation said...

I have no say in immigration to Australia and, most likely, neither do you. The Department of Immigration carries out the public policy of the current federal government. The blind leading the bland.

I live in a small regional centre quite close to Melbourne. 85 Somalis are going to be foisted on our community shortly. We didn't ask for them. They may or not fit in here. We may or may not welcome them. There may or may not be future violence. It is just yet another, unexpected, challenge in an increasingly complex, weird, alien Australia. Strange people, weird clothes and head-dresses, new religions, different cultures.

I was having enough trouble surviving here economically. I just can't connect with any of this new refugee crap.

Wars and repression in other countries have been a fact of life for centuries. Now 'refugees' from modern wars in those countries are coming here. Until quite recently, refugees to Australia came in small quotas that were accepted by all. Now we are being swamped by waves of refugees for which no infrastructure presently exists. This places intolerable increasing pressures on small communities like ours.

Those 85 Somalis aren't going to Kevin Rudd or Julia Gillard's electorate. They are coming to my family's soft electorate. There are already many problems here without this.

Thanks for nothing Howard and Rudd governments - you useless tossers!

What part of the word Accountable don't you understand?

John Batman said...

Costa Rica is looking like a gateway to paradise in comparison to Australia drowning in refugees. Provided Landeryou doesn't move back there, I will research moving there to get away from the Grassby/Howard/Rudd diaspora.

Millions of European settlers here will be writhing in their graves about the mad new Australia concocted by softies who have sold us all out.

Shonky Brumby government said...

Premier Brumby should resign. The disgusting public servants' bonuses have destroyed morale and corrupted the Victorian public service. Taxpayers shouldn't be funding unsupervised bonuses that permeate all senior PS levels.

Absolutely obscene and sickening!

Anonymous said...

El Gordo hasn't been mentioned in a major newspaper for more than a year! How do you spell irrelevant? L-A-N-D-E-R-Y-O-U.

Anonymous said...

No major newspaper would report on Landeryou as it is unethical to mock the insane.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Landeryou will warrant this sort of newspaper report:

"A disgraced former minister's son has died from anal haemorraging after multiple vicious jail rapes..."

Ordinary Victorian taxpayer said...

Obese Fat Cats and Mandarins' bonuses in the Victorian Public Service account for some the new taxes, charges and levies the Brumby government keep adding. As money managers, they are the pits.

I am still awaiting a reply to a Ministerial to Lynne Kosky THREE MONTHS AGO. In my time in the VPS, ministerials had to answered within a week.

More taxes, more charges, and less service.

Anonymous said...

Why does El Gordo come here in his cups almost every night and post obscure rambling messages? Isn't that what he has his hate blog for?

Anonymous said...

We elect them. We pamper them with handsome pay packets and a host of perks. They vote themselves huge Super payouts!

In return, they lie to us. Party whips smack them into line. Where is the democracy in this?

It might make sense to Landeryou who interferes in elctions by supplying deceptive and misleading information to voters as he did during the Kororoit election.

The VEC should charge him for that, but they are political creatures too--and abominable cowards. No wonder Australia is turning to SHIT!

CCP Dunderland said...

The Cops and OPP are being negligent in not sending Landeryou to court. All the evidence is there.

Do you want us to do the paperwork for you? I suppose we could even do the prosecution. Wake up and do your jobs!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous (October 17, 2009 2:46:00 AM) -- can we send you the 85 Somalis in case they don't work out here?

Your obscure message was rather weird too--do you approve Victorian Public Service scams? I take it you don't mind million dollar salaries for VPS dumbells who couldn't organise a Teddy Bears' picnic. Geez, those dumbclucks just lost 10 billion dollars! That's your money and mine!

Lenders needs a wake up call said...

And they gave themselves a big fat BONUS for losing the ten bill too. Go figure!

Neighbourhood Watch said...

"Geez, those dumbclucks just lost 10 billion dollars!"

Is Landeryou moonlighting as a funds manager for the Victorian State Superannuation Trutst? Did Newnham swing him a job there.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Me and my hot rodding men believe that vicious jailhouse anal rapes delivered eight, nine, maybe even ten times a day, will make Landeryou reconsider his fundamental values and rehabilitate.

Mrs Alice Idris said...

Given these very low reader levels, does anyone think Andrew will return to his earlier career of sausage making?

Presidents of the United States said...

"Lump lingered last in line for brains
and the one she got was kinda rotten and
insane"

Hobson's choice said...

Lazy Landeryou musta taken the weekend off again. The Age has a hot Fevola read, but its old news and the article is very careful in what it says (unlike shit scribe Landerpoo).

Even is actually assaulted, the journo risks gutting her career. That's unfair.

Anonymous said...

Just how delusional is the fat failure? He complains about stories being stolen from his hate blog today, most notably "those by Andrew Landeryou". EVERYTHING on Poxnews is INVENTED by the fat failure. Has he drunk so much that he now believes he various false and fraudulent identities; Shirley, Cait, Jenny, Rita et al, are real people.

Three strikes and you're out said...

Landy has so many pet hates. The Greens are one. But on his latest Vexnews Hate Bite about them there are already three comments, all negative!

__________
Why didn’t you include the last part of Crook’s article on the Queensland Greens Senate preselection? Possibly because you lifted it for another article on your homepage?

Posted by anon | October 17, 2009, 21:09



And glass houses on typos Andy. There’s about 10 in your piece.

Posted by anon | October 17, 2009, 21:26



Helen is not a lawyer – she merely runs a community legal service.

Posted by CJ | October 17, 2009, 21:59

______________
As a real journalist's breakfast menu, Landeryou needs to pay far more attention to being factual, typing better (and using a spell checker) and not 'lifting' other people's work (or photos)!

What a scammer!

From Hell said...

Landeryou is the 'Jack the Ripper' of ripoffs of other people's intellectual and photographic property rights. Copyright is meaningless to him, because he is just a spoiled rich kid who steals. The Melbourne University Student Union and IQ Corp frauds provided the money for his new lifestyle as a cyber libeller, stalker and anti-democracy hate blogger who misleads and deceives electors (as he did during the Kororoit election last year) and besmirches councillors and state politicians.

He rather lamely supports oddballs like Theo, Shorten and Conroy. He is forgiving about sexual peccadilloes such as those committed by the Cronulla Sharks. He mounted defences in favour of Theo's rape charge, later thrown out.

Luckily there are few readers of Hate Blog Vexnews and its poisonous, nutty. pro-gangbang, anti-democratic raves.

little Theo said...

Theo,

I was watching that Denzil Washington movie tonight on Channel 7. It dealt with future technology that allows crime investigators to go back in time.

Shouldn't you destroy that red velvet couch in your office just in case?

I don't want to end up in Barwon Gaol getting buggered by all those horny Hot Rodding men.

Like you, I like handing it out - not getting it.

Some lighter fluid should do the trick.

PS: What happened to the visitors' book that night and the CCTV. Isn't it fortunate the cops are ratshit!?!

Anonymous said...

OMG

I'm watching some rubbishy movie on Channel 7 on latenight TV. It's after 11 pm and all the 'free to air' advertising breaks are full of disgusting porno ads. Is this for real? What the fuck is ACMA doing (nothing as usual)?

ACMA is just another government agency turning Australia into hell! Sack the useless twits and get a ballsy new board that doesn't rubberstamp porn!

Just because kids are supposed to be asleep by 11 pm doesn't mean I want to watch this repulsive crap!

Terminalogical inexactitudess said...

Indemnities Rule! Why don't people understand this simple fact?

Pollies lie - but they are covered by indemnities, If they lie in parliament, they are fully covered.

Advertising agencies can lie providing they are not caught out too.

What a weird society, living and breeding on lies.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Sunday is a day of rest, but not for Hot Rodding men. Landeryou will discover when he comes to Barwon that there is no respite from our sodomies.

Anonymous said...

News.com.au reports: "OBESITY could now be 'so common it is perceived as normal', an Australian researcher said today..."

It's not normal when you're as obese as Shirley Landeryou.

Anonymous said...

It is interesting that Landeryou never comes to troll here anymore. All the alcohol he consumes is clearly taking its toll.

Anonymous said...

The Libs under Turnbull have gone for the ravenous ALP ETS tax scam. Ordinary Aussies will be left shivering in winter and scalded in summer because they can't afford the new taxes and electricity tariffs.

Landeryou meanwhile will be basking in comfort in his luxury apartment counting his millions.

Time Machine said...

Isn't it weird how Landeryou nemesis Michael Batcheland is in today's Age reporting on anti-Ombudsman sentiment in the nutty section of the legal profession. Landeryou should be ringing Mike up to congratulate him!

The giveway that this is another shonky attack is that Landeryou has been lobbying endlessly for an Ombudsman knee-capping. That's a tipoff that the Ombudsman is on the right track and is busily exposing the ugly cancers in Brimbank Council and many places elsewhere. Landeryou and other crims would love to see any dismantling of police and prosecutorial agancies.

I fear that Landeryou, in his 80s, and after a life of crime, will still be here ruining the internet.

Anonymous said...

So many government watchdogs, so much canine blindness.

Crimbusters said...

That explosion in the block of flats in Hawthorn was pretty nasty, but just imagine what will happen to Fat Boy's luxury apartment block if he ever farts near a naked flame!

Brutus Beefcake said...

Anal violation hurts, Andrew.

A patriot said...

Have patriots noticed that Google does not have an autofill option for Vexnews but does for Slanderyou. The geeks obviously know that noone reads the fat failure's hate blog.

Anonymous said...

El Gordo has posted two pieces today; one on student politics and one on a Young Liberal shitfight. No wonder he has no readers left.

Randy "Macho Man" Savage said...

How many Andy's does it take to change a light bulb?

Four into three won't go said...

VicRoads created a bottleneck by converging 4 lanes into 3 at Warrigal Road on the inboumd M1 freeway.

The Age says: The RACV then turned to Roads Minister Tim Pallas, who directed VicRoads to review the road design. Further work by a VicRoads consultant found nothing wrong with the new freeway design.

I say: Whip the good for nothing around the CBD. What an idiot!

Anonymous said...

Could end up being a big crowd getting whipped in the CBD if you include the crooked AWB boss, and millionaires Geoff Dixon, Alan Moss and shonky corporate bosses who brought us the world financial crash - oh, and dont forget to leave room for fraudster Landeryou!

I am Henderson Ross. said...

I am usually too busy to read this blog of filth. But for some reason I turned to it, and not to my considerable surprise I have been drenched in pro The Age Jihadist supporting slime.

And why is there never any real news on this blog? Is it true that Lawrence Money is involved, which may explain this. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Henderson, well said. I agree with you 100%.

Shirley Morris said...

It is undeniable that Slanderyou does promote Jihadism, as does The Age, and Paula Rizzuto's blog.

THE TOXIC AVENGER said...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAACK!

FAT CUNT HAS BEEN SUCKING ON HIS CRACK PIPE AND HAS COME BACK HERE!

OH SHIRLEEEEEEEEEEEE...

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Cait Catt has moved to Pussytown in Tasmania said...

I heard today at the Melbourne Club that Cait Catt has moved to Pussytown in Tasmania. My source at that insitution is unreliable, and it wasn't Malcolm Fraser, but I repeat it for the information of contributors to this patriotic blog.

Cait Catt of Pussytown is pushing the line she used to push on this blog about the anti-litter dob in laws. Or at least is she's not the same person another Cait Catt did. Perhaps the one in Tasmania is the real Cait Catt and the one who used to post here is Mr Landeryou. They seem to think alike on that topic though. Is there such a place as Pussytown? It seems as comical as Vexnews.

Taxed to Death said...

Toxic Avenger,

Well said!

Separately, setting aside the Vexnews bias against The Greens, I don't know anyone who understands the government's ETS scheme, auctioning, credits, etc., etc. It's a private political discussion at a professorial level. Most ordinary Aussies are petrified about getting extra taxes and more expensive electricity.

In rural Victoria near Melbourne, new water 'charges' (another tax) have already been levied. Talk about jumping on the tax bandwagon!

I'm looking for a bridge for my family to live under.

Copenhagen Message said...

The ONLY message Australia should be taking to Copenhagen is "Asia and South America: STOP removing forests every day"!

Shrill Christine Milne of The Greens, and the ALP want US to pay for deforestation in other countries and for polluting coal-fired powerstations in Australia. The word 'choice' has been overused in the last decade. In every case, this cost me money. There was no real choice. Tax the polluting coal-fired powerstations and not US! And stop the cruds from passing on the costs. Fuck their shareholders!

Alan Stockdale said...

Hey!

Don't forget me. I managed to sell off heaps of public assets that once belonged to all Victorians to rapacious businessmen some of whom I happened to know. Electricity was one of them. I very much dislike whinging from the dumb arses who voted us in and let us screw everyone. What part of the word 'capitalism' didn't they understand?


Funnily enough, I myself have done rather well since leaving politics.

Geoff Dixon said...

Nor me.

Why do the unwashed battalions envy my handsome multi-million dollar payout from Qantas after I virtually ruined the fleet and stuck it up the workers?

Alan Moss said...

Bloody shadup! I'm counting.

Twentynine million, seven hundred and fify thousand, four hundred and ninety eight dollars.... Twentynine million, seven hundred and fify thousand, four hundred and ninety nine dollars...

A Landeryou said...

I'm not in the same league as all those super crooks. If I had had access to millions like that I would have done the same thing. Who can resist millions of bucks thrust upon you by bent Board members? But I managed to winnow away a coupla million that didn't exactly belong to me too.

Only Ted can do it said...

Ted Bailleau is becoming a heroic figure, surrounded by nasty white-anting Liberal scum. With members as bad as those, who needs enemies?

The Age says: STATE Liberal MPs have launched a scathing attack on their leader Ted Baillieu, with one saying he is leading the party ''to the slaughter'' at next year's election.

In a fresh outbreak of disunity, MPs have told The Age that Mr Baillieu is invisible, ''highly removed'' from his party and protected by a ''praetorian guard'' of supporters.


Ted Bailleau needs to finally bite the bullet and sack the traitorious element. They are not needed for the next election. A whole new fresh Liberal party is needed, without the traitors that have besmirched the party.

The traitors have not suggested an alternative.

Doddering Terry Mulder said...

I am still sworn in allegiance to Ted Bailleau. And I doubt Victorian voters would support a Colac carpet salesman as premier of Victoria.

Compared with Ted, we're all a bunch of dickheads really.

CHOO CHOoooo....

Brutus Beefcake said...

The TOXIC AVENGER says Landeryou has been sucking on a crack pipe. Me and my Hot Rodding men will make him suck on something else, but first we will kick all the teeth from his head to ensure we do not get bitten.

Bubba said...

Landeryou will be forced to suck my massive man meat and my arse.

The Barwon Jail Hot Rodders said...

Landeryou gets so much KFC down his throat that we are going all try to stick our cocks there at once. If he cannot swallow he will feel the wrath of the Hot Rodding men.

Presidents of the United States said...

Right man, wrong country.


HEALTH bosses are trying to find the safest way of moving a 70 stone British man to a clinic for life-saving treatment.

A team of medics including the military are drawing up plans to move him from his home in Ipswich, Suffolk, some 152 miles to a specialist centre in Chichester, Suffolk.

One option is to fly him out in an RAF Chinook helicopter if an ambulance is not available.

The costs of the combined effort, which will run into tens of thousands of pounds, will be met by the NHS.

The man, now almost immobile, is said to have tried desperately to lose the weight.

A spokeswoman for NHS Suffolk said officials are looking at alternative forms of transport.

She also confirmed the move is likely to be completed in a few weeks' time.

I am Henderson Ross. said...

Again this morning we see The Age plagiarizing what Vexnews has been saying for so meany long months about Ted Baillieu.

Vexnews has been a leading authority on what has been happening behind the scenes in the Liberal Party.

What is alarming is that The Age has taken so long to cover this story. Vexnews has been on top of this story since the commencement of Ted Baillieu's leadership.

Congratulations Vexnews for your fearless reportage.

The Age just deserves contempt. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Henderson, plagiarism is a polite word to describe what The Age does.

Shirley Morris said...

I love Vexnews. It is a news source that the whole family can read.

Unlike The Age with its proclivity to promote Jihadism and child endangerers.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Why does Andrew believe that claiming is called Shirley will save him from my hot rodding men?

Bubba said...

He is only making it worse for himself.

The Barwon Jail Hot Rodders said...

Much, much worse!

Brutus Beefcake said...

That should have read "Why does Andrew believe that claiming HE is called Shirley will save him from my hot rodding men?"

Bubba and the Hot Rodders are right. It is a big mistake to try to hide from the righteous wrath of us Hot Rodding men.

Landeryou and his rectal regions all the way from his sphincter to his small intestine will regret this!

Anonymous said...

That 70 stone man in Britain still weighs less than Landeryou.

70 stone = 490 kilograms. Landeryou weighs at least 500 kilos and is heading upwards.

Jail fat crooks said...

Patriots must have been amazed to see notorious sot Fat Andrew Landeryou up and posting comments on this Blog of Truth before 9.00 am! He must have still been on a bender from the night before.

No doubt he is now sleeping it off amidst the empty bottles and discarded KFC wrappers that cover the floor of his Fat Cave.

Neighbourhood Watch said...

Obese and drunken and criminal transsexual Andrew AKA Shirley Landeryou gives this story a prominent run on his sleazy site today (surprise, surprise)

UN Report Says 'Gender Is Not Static, It Is Changeable'

I am Henderson Ross. said...

I am usually too drunk to read this blog of filth.

Prison Visitor said...

I hear that Landerfat is so interested in butt plugs because he is getting prepared for his encounters with Brutus Beefcake, Bubba and the rest of the Hot Rodders.

Abe "Grandpa" Simpson said...

What is with the criminals that frequent this blog of filth?

Anonymous said...

Abe, I agree with you.

Mohammed Jack said...

You've got to be kidding me. How 'bout I fart into a tape recorder and send it along to you? Same shit. You people astound me. Damned freaks.

Anonymous said...

Cait Catt of Pussytown doesn't exist. I can assure your Melbourne Club member correspondent of that. There is a dirty lyric I found on google with the title Pussy Town, but it's not the sort of thing I would want to repeat on this family oriented blog of truth.

True, we get some disgusting correspondents, but that's a problem common to all decent blogs. We should just ignore them, just as we should ignore Vexnews, the blog of sleaze.

Is Andrew moonlighting said...

I've just wasted an hour watching ABC-TV's "The Sphinx Unmasked". The extremely low standard of historical scholarship exhibited in shows like this are breathtaking! Amazingly these shows and another recent effort disputing the circumstances of the death of Cleopatra are all offered as 'specials' on the Atlantic Productions website. In addition to the ABC, Discovery Channel on Foxtel also is hopelessly addicted to these 'specials'. A memorable piece of such nonsense was a recent program about Jack the Ripper on Discovery. I was too embarrassed to watch the whole program.

Which is all a long way to get to the lamentable research, incomprehensible writing and ludicrous subject matter on hate blog Vexnews.

Pooper Scooper said...

Who is going to sweep up all the unwelcome shit left here by grubby Henderson Ross and the other fake commenters?

I've run out of blue plastic bags - so I can't help.

Dettol said...

I've got a mate in the country who has a D9 bulldozer. You'll need a machine that big to get rid of the effluvium left behind by Abe 'Grandpa' Simpson who is by far the daftest of Landeryou's army of fake commenters.

Landy's personality disorders said...

Landeryou's fake commenters are working overtime on Vexnews at the moment.

It must be spring! A whole new paddock of libels on Vexnews has sprung up like weeds. Landeryou as usual is trying to stage-manage further unhealthy excitement with provocative fake comments. Libs visitors are fair game because they are spoilt fools and deserve to be lied to.

Political speak said...

How come 78 Sri Lankans are barred from Australia because of one people-smuggler? It doesn't make any sense.

Most likely, earlier generations of Australians like me do not favour increasing further divisions within our society. What modern nation needs more problems?

The Melbourne CBD looks like Saigon. Melbourne airport looks like Dubai. Can Australia survive this protracted assault on our culture, language and heritage?

What a complete disaster said...

I visited Auckland in 2004 and thought I was in Hanoi - not a Maori or European face to be seen.

Politicians have a lot to answer for. Are they representing recent immigrants or us?

My vote in 2007 looks wasted. But the deputy PM didn't tell me about the hidden agenda. Thanks for nothing Julia Gillard. Melbourne is becoming completely unliveable.

I want to live in a country where I can speak to fellow Austalians in English, and who don't wear strange costumes, worship different gods and consider my culture as 'Skippy'.

Anonymous said...

ABC-TV is falling apart. I'm viewing the 'Four Corners' repeat tonight. It's not up to Four Corners usually high standard. It is an American program with overdubbed english speech. A real journo would notice the program delivers an early conclusion that is later backed up by 'the evidence'. This is a technique favoured by journalistic shonks.

The ABC needs to lift its act! Get rid of the weird 'historical' programs from Atlantic Productions, and avoid facile claptrap docos for Four Corners.

Otherwise the ABC will come to be regarded as the Vexnews of the TV airwaves.

Ancients of Mu Mu said...

Henderson, if you exist, how come you haven't commented on the FACT that only 162 people bothered to read Vexnews in September?

Anonymous said...

Victorian magistrate Raffaele Barberio has been arrested and charged with criminal damage, stalking and interfering with witnesses.

When will this happen to Landeryou?

Why do some of the fat failure's more unhinged fake identities persist in post racist messages on this Blog of Truth in the wee small hours of the morning?

Brutus Beefcake said...

Landeryou's interest in that UN report on changing gender does not concern us hot rodding men.

If Landeryou tries to argue under international law that he is a woman and seek shelter in the Dame Phyllis Frost Centre my sister Bruta Bulldyke will take care of him with two giant dildos she has constructed out of a pile driver and a pneumatic drill.

Fraud Squad said...

The ABC Online reports a new survey that finds identity fraud concerns are on the rise.

No-one reads Fat Andrews Blog of Sleaze, and yet the community is clearly aware of its creator's fraudulent activities.

Why wouldn't they be? The authorities have still refused to act against his scandalous online identity theft exercise www.lestwentyman.com

Anonymous said...

That www.lestwentyman.com site of Landercrook's surely constitutes a contempt of court.

Anonymous said...

That www.lestwentyman.com site of Landercrook's surely constitutes a contempt of court.

A patriot said...

Here's a warning to the fat man in case he still has a ticket to Costa Rica sitting in his top drawer:

A CONVICTED kidnapper who skipped bail and fled Australia before he was to be sentenced has received an extra six months' jail...

Anonymous said...

That convicted kidnapper who did a bunk blacked up and pretended to be Indian. Landeryou is too racist to do that.

Corporate Shonks said...

The obscene payments to CEOs and Board members is white collar crime, or close to it.

But the anti-tax dodge to protect multi-millionaire Geoff Dixon's Super takes the cake. What an unethical, stinking bunch of losers the Qantas Board is!

They couldn't run an honest pub chook raffle.

Doggy-cide said...

Landeryou covered Ronnie in feathers and tried to raffle him - but no-one would buy a chook that growled.

That's how Ronnie ended up in the industrial fryer at the Fat Cave.

Anonymous said...

Several consumers have complained to Consumer Services Victoria that their Halal Chickens made from pig anuses still fart!!!

one complaint read "I was most disconcerted that my dinner of chicken n' chips suddenly farted loudly".

Another said "My dinner party was utterly ruined when the conversation was drowned out by farting noises from the Halal Pheasant Under Glace treats. What's going on?"

Pigling Bland said...

Landeryou's Halal Chicken p/l sure has branched far and wide in its new products. I bought a product today labelled 'Halal Quail Breast with truffles'. I'm no expert - but the product when unwrapped looked a lot like pig anuses and shit.

The pack cost $25.99 which is a lot to pay for pig shit!

Mrs Alice Idris needs to look into these shocking scams.

Yaron said...

I was walking through Chinatown this evening when I chanced upon a grotesque sight: an incomprehensively obese balding man in a dress spooning out fat from the grease trap behind a Chinese BBQ restaurant and woolfing it down. I could not help but stare. He would briefly pause from time to take a huge gulp from one of a pile of flagons of what looked like port or sherry next to him then went back to his eating. He must have noticed me as he suddenly turned and started abusing me. I was called a filthy nigger and a gook and also a leftard. The man also accused me of supporting jihad and anti-semetism. The last two insults were particularly odd as it is manfestly clear from my attire and personal appearance that I am an ultra-orthodox Jew. I have gone Googling to try and find out if anyone else has had similar experiences and was directed to this site. I do believe that I have had an encounter with Andrew Landeryou.

Jafar said...

The person you met Yaron is a well-known character in Chinatown. The locals call him 'Mr Stinky' because of offensive body odour and because he often defecates in dark corners. He once attacked me with a rolled up copy of The Age while he yelled "Choo Choo!" and "You filthy freakin' leftist Unionista!"

I'm a Sudanese new Australian and have never been in a union.

Anonymous said...

Made a short visit to Vexnews tonight. Just the usual Smorgasbord of Shite. I'm easily bored. Why does he bother?

Bystander said...

That fat Chinatown weirdo is a real sicko. He picked up his skirts and tried to urinate on me last week. He was wearing a KFC brown paper bag over his head as a disguise but it fell off because he was screaming "You are Les Twentyman and I know where you live, you obese leftist ......!"

When is all this mindless CBD violence going to end, Mr Premier?

Sharmin Stone said...

I have a true horror story about the Chinatown madman. I was just walking by when this creature standing in the shadows said "Want a Bang, Love?". I said "No thanks!" when I was grabbed from behind and this degenerate made horrible sexual thrusting movements on my behind.

I don't believe I dress provocatively, and certainly didn't deserve this strange attack.

I felt most uncomfortable with this person whispering "Kim" in a husky voice in my ears as he grinded around on my backside.

little Theo said...

Theo,

Is Landeryou trying to emulate our earlier feats?

'little Landeryou' is only a few millimetres long and reminds me of a small clitoris. I doubt if OPP prosecutors could prove rape if rolls of body fat prevented bodily contact, let alone vaginal penetration.

I'm very embarrassed to use such explicit language, but readers here need to understand all the facts.

Rita still whacks me with a cold spoon regularly, and you, Theo, have been premanently grounded.

Readers here would expect nothing less.

The Qantas Borad is toxic said...

Qantas is in more shit than a Werribee duck.

Qantas chairman Leigh Clifford is a real smoothie but looked like a man defending organisational crookedness on Lateline Business tonight.

Geoff Dixon reaped his millions, but now shareholders are finding executive salaries stink. Irish cretin Allan Joyce is staying very quiet about his millionaire salary.

Passengers would be appalled if they knew the salary differentials between Qantas mainline and contract staff. What a disgusting ripoff. Contract staff are paid less than a quarter of that earned by mainline staff. No wonder the Execs get their ill-gotten millions. What appalling scum.

Rot in hell said...

Qantas was once a public asset owned by all Australians, and now a plaything for horrible white collar crims awatding each other millions of dollars salaries thanks to privatisation.

Johnny Howard said...

Boys,

Please keep sending those big fat 'thank you' cheques to me for selling off public assets at fire sale prices. I've spawned more unfair Aussie millionaires than King Midas!

And don't forget Peter's cheques too, because he helped me bugger battling Aussies!!!

Yaron said...

Thank you to everyone on this site for their comments about my disconcerting Chinatown encounter. I only discovered later last night that my wallet had also been stolen and my pockets somehow picked during the encounter. That confirms that the bizarre and disconcerting figure indeed was Andrew Landeryou.

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Doggy-cide said...

Landeryou covered Ronnie in feathers and tried to raffle him - but no-one would buy a chook that growled.

That's how Ronnie ended up in the industrial fryer at the Fat Cave.

Corporate Shonks said...

The obscene payments to CEOs and Board members is white collar crime, or close to it.

But the anti-tax dodge to protect multi-millionaire Geoff Dixon's Super takes the cake. What an unethical, stinking bunch of losers the Qantas Board is!

They couldn't run an honest pub chook raffle.

Dettol said...

I've got a mate in the country who has a D9 bulldozer. You'll need a machine that big to get rid of the effluvium left behind by Abe 'Grandpa' Simpson who is by far the daftest of Landeryou's army of fake commenters.

Brutus Beefcake said...

That should have read "Why does Andrew believe that claiming HE is called Shirley will save him from my hot rodding men?"

Bubba and the Hot Rodders are right. It is a big mistake to try to hide from the righteous wrath of us Hot Rodding men.

Landeryou and his rectal regions all the way from his sphincter to his small intestine will regret this!

Four into three won't go said...

VicRoads created a bottleneck by converging 4 lanes into 3 at Warrigal Road on the inboumd M1 freeway.

The Age says: The RACV then turned to Roads Minister Tim Pallas, who directed VicRoads to review the road design. Further work by a VicRoads consultant found nothing wrong with the new freeway design.

I say: Whip the good for nothing around the CBD. What an idiot!

Anonymous said...

OMG

I'm watching some rubbishy movie on Channel 7 on latenight TV. It's after 11 pm and all the 'free to air' advertising breaks are full of disgusting porno ads. Is this for real? What the fuck is ACMA doing (nothing as usual)?

ACMA is just another government agency turning Australia into hell! Sack the useless twits and get a ballsy new board that doesn't rubberstamp porn!

Just because kids are supposed to be asleep by 11 pm doesn't mean I want to watch this repulsive crap!

Anonymous said...

We elect them. We pamper them with handsome pay packets and a host of perks. They vote themselves huge Super payouts!

In return, they lie to us. Party whips smack them into line. Where is the democracy in this?

It might make sense to Landeryou who interferes in elctions by supplying deceptive and misleading information to voters as he did during the Kororoit election.

The VEC should charge him for that, but they are political creatures too--and abominable cowards. No wonder Australia is turning to SHIT!

Al K. Hol said...

He's going to be the first person to drown on dry land.

Spider Pig said...

Not even I thought it was this low.

It's over Andy. Vexnews is cyber rubbish.

Time to now get a real job.

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