Thursday, October 22, 2009

This morning, online spivery malware site Vexnews is spinning a 'how-to' story about Betfair and other online gambling businesses.

Online spivery master Andrew Landeryou reveals an in depth knowledge of online spivery.

As a policy we don't provide links through to Vexnews, for fear of liability if readers click through to Vexnews and their computers are inevitably infected with malware. Read Vexnews at your own risk.

55 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

Landeryou and online spivvery = a dog returning to its own vomit.

Or in the case of any Landeryou project, a dog returning to a dog. Everything the fat man touches fails.

Worried Melbourne Rate Payer said...

If you ever see a Merc Kompressor, reg no SKA 775 running about town - guess who you will find behind the wheel.

Fraud Squad said...

Can't be the fat boy. He gets about on the back of a prime mover with "Wide Load" signs attached and a ute with a flashing light atop travelling ahead.

Worried Melbourne Rate Payer said...

Fraud Squad, its true.

Ps, why is Landeryou promoting online spivery again? Wasn't he a failure at that too?

Ancients of Mu Mu said...

The myki ticketing system is shaping as an expensive mess reports The Age.

I'd blame Landeryou, but if he had been involved, it would have bankrupted the state. Be grateful for small mercies.

Mrs Alice Idris said...

Thank you for maintaining the policy decision not to directly link to Vexnews.

That may also explain why News Corporation does not link directly to Vexnews, just uses the euphemism of "Rumour website".

My husband, Mr Cecil Idris, some of you may know of him, once linked to Vexnews and his computer was infected with pornography. I discovered this fact somewhat by accident, but I was so relieved when Mr Cecil Idris explained that it was due to Vexnews.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't Landeryou advocate an AFL team located in Tasmania?

His onetime alternate personality Cait Catt (or possibly a different and real Cait Catt) is advocating just that on the Mercury On Line today.

If Tasmania does get an AFL team will Landeryou falsely take all the credit?

Thanks for the tip to the reader who first drew my attention to it. Now I read the Mercury on line for Cait Catt's comments. She's certainly a redneck, but not as much as Vexnews.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Me and my Hot Rodding men are deeply concerned by Landeryou's latest involvement with online gambling spivvery. He should know better and stay well alone.

We already know that the application of extreme sexual, physical and psychological violence is the only thing that can cure him.

We will have to crank it all up a couple of notches when he joins us here in Barwon Jail.

Anonymous said...

Here is a little known cricketing fact. During the Ashes and one day series, Landeryou performed as the Betfair Blimp after being pumped up with helium but was difficult to pilot and manoeuvre by letting-off frquently.

Fraud Squad said...

Worried Melbourne Rate Payer, are you saying that the fat freak, fraud and failure Landeryou is putt-putting around town in a Mercedes Benz?

He had a BMW repossed by the finance company after his Costa Rica flit.

Here's hoping the creditors get their hands on the Merc and sell it off so they get some return on the money he stole from them before his obesity warps the chasis and makes the thing completely worthless.

Anonymous said...

A fat thief slams The Age: "One patriotic media source who declined to be named pointed out to VEXNEWS that Rood has very blatantly rehashed and possibly invented a quote."

As opposed to said fat thief who invents all the contents of his hate blog -- or steals them!

Mr Cecil Idris said...

I was surprised with my wife's (Mrs Alice Idris, some of you may know her) earlier candour.

Yes, my commodore 64 computer was infected with a virus ailment. My wife said it was pornographic.

I of course love my wife, though she cooks a horrible halal chicken sausage. They taste quite disgusting for some reason, and taste like pork oddly enough.

little Theo said...

Rita was horrified to find many porno photos on Theo's home PC. She wondered where he had found sites that abuse and exploit unemployed women. The sites included 'Gang-banged Unemployed Nurses' and 'Centrelink Uber Sluts'. I sort of thought Theo's explanation that his PC was infected by heaps of malware and viruses had the ring of truth - but Rita didn't buy it. She used a lot of bad language, and told Theo Nookie was just a distant memory.

As a result, I haven't had a root for months.

Shut up Cecil said...

Mrs Alice Idris, who is a much loved and respected investigative researcher and indefatigable opponent of scams here, is being shown much less support than I would have expected from her hubby Cecil. Margaret Thatcher's hubby was a non-entity who wisely kept his mouth firmly shut. Cecil, it seems, has not learned this basic political truth yet.

Fingered said...

I got attacked by the Chinatown Madman tonight on the way home. An obese person, dressed as a woman, approached me and said "Do you wanna place a bet, Honeybunch"? I tried to run away but was grabbed and subjected to digital penetration, fevered whispering and verbal abuse.

Eventually the madman said "Fuck off bitch! I am an Editor-in-Chief. I tell it like it is. You're just shite". It was dark, but I am sure this was Mr Landeryou judging by his photos on this site. Life is hell already without all this extra crap!

Anonymous said...

What you will not read on Poxnews:

A former WA Government Minister has been convicted of a charge of deliberately lying to the state's corruption watchdog.

Norm Marlborough was found guilty by a District Court jury in Perth of falsely telling the Corruption and Crime Commission (CCC) that he could not recall his friend, the lobbyist Brian Burke, asking him for an assurance he would appoint a woman to a government commission...

Mrs Alice Idris said...

Thank you to the kind commentator who stood up for me, in reference to the comments made by my husband, Mr Cecil Idris, who some of you may know.

I do, I sincerely do, appreciate your comments.

But my husband is right about my cooking especially of Andrew's chicken halal sausages.

No matter how I try to cook them, they always smell and taste of pork.

The smell throughout the house is quite something.

I am Henderson Ross. said...

Unlike this blog of filth, Vexnews blows the lid on Anthony Albanese's political vendetta of John Howard and his involvement with the NRL.

Another great piece of reportage. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

It was great stuff Henderson.

Shirley Morris said...

I thought Albo had more pressing things to do with his time, than peddle his leftard behaviour into sport!

Yet More Landeryou Lies said...

Dishonest obese transexual failure Andrew Landershonk is speaking out of his arse yet again. There is no Poxnews exclusive.

The NRL/Howard/Albo story has been available since midnight on a FAIRFAX website.

Go back to your KFC and flagon port and drink yourself into an early grave, you lying piece of shit!

Spider Pig said...

Interesting that Danby thinks that criminal elements might exploit weak border protection.

“They include identity thieves, people smugglers, potential terrorists, drug runners and those who traffic in illegal sex workers,” he said.

Can anyone (except you Andy, Henderson, Shirley, whatever) give one reason why this bloke is still in Parliament?

Trick Question said...

Vexnews - Is this censorship or sensible comments moderation?


What else do you expect from a [deleted]?

Posted by Anonymous | October 23, 2009, 17:00


[deleted - racist]

Posted by Anonymous | October 23, 2009, 17:45

Fathead - [Deleted] said...

Landeryou could lose 20 kilos of ugly fat by chopping his own head off

Spider Pig said...

Trick Question, you'll probably find that Landeryou posted the comments himself, then deleted them.

Two reasons.

First, he has no readers, therefore the 'self-posting'.

Two, he deleted them because a little while ago he was busted after it was discovered that Fascists like StormFront actively promoted and linked to his blog. Do a search on Slanderyou to find the story.

Landeryou is trying to distance himself from his mates.

Anonymous said...

This patriotic Blog of Truth was down earlier today. Did Landeryou and his friends in online spivvery (ie Ed Dale) attack?

Square Eyes said...

I hear that the obese transvestite thief Andrew Landeryou was beside himself with glee today when the leader of the extremist British National Party appeared on BBC TV's Question Time.

He is convinced that he will soon become a regular on Q&A with the next stop then Insiders.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Landeryou will soon be an insider at Barwon Jail.

We will see the inside of his rectum when we turn it outside out as he suffers our hot rodder torment.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone read this excuse for a story on Poxnews today? Buddha Boy has clearly gone utterly insane. Patriots, read on.


State Liberal MP Bernie Finn has revealed his courage and bravery in remarks to the Victorian Parliament last month.

He told a hushed upper house chamber:

Earlier this year I walked out onto the front steps of Parliament House at about 11 o’clock one night after my wife had rung and requested money — not for the first time. I stood at the top of the stairs and looked down Bourke Street, debating in my mind whether I was game enough to walk one block to the auto teller, take out a few hundred dollars and walk back. I thought about it for a few minutes, and I went to my car, got in and drove down.

A parliamentary colleague of Finn’s told VEXNEWS on condition of anonymity:

“I’m not sure what’s braver, risking the wrath of Mrs Finn by revealing her regular demands on his finances or toughing out the imminent risk of the big bloke being mugged by a skinny CBD junkie or drunk bogan. “

“Was Finn worried about being mugged on Bourke Street or at the nearest ATM? I’m not sure how driving would have helped him, I think he probably needs to consult with (security conscious Baillieu COS) Michael Kapel about a personal security strategy.”

Finn is well-known in the Victorian Parliament for being one of few Liberals with a pulse and a determination to take up the fight to Labor.

Recently an email newsletter that shall remain Nameless falsely accused Finn of racism, before withdrawing the claims and apologising when it went legal.

Little Gnitty said...

I hear that Big Bent Bill used to regularly augment his earnings during late night parliamentary sitting by wandering out onto Spring Street and mugging passers-by.

Anonymous said...

Hnmm. At least Bent Bill didn't sortie out to find fresh female unemployed meat in nearby bars as did a certain other randy Labor luminary.

I hope his dick falls off.

Shagnasty said...

Isn't that the bloke caught busily buggering Brimbank according to the Ombudsman?

Stating the obvious said...

It is well known that the Theophani prefer pussy to politics.

Cronulla Shark said...

Pussy or politics? Get real! One and the same thing! We NRL hard guys get our rocks off on footie sluts. There must be a political equivalent.

Anonymous said...

I see that obese thief Andrew Landeryou discovered late on Friday that former Victorian Liberal Party state director has taken up the same role in South Australia.

The story was carried in the Australian on Tuesday.

That must have been a big, big bender, Andrew!

Alfred Deakin said...

Fat Andy can't even run a Liberal blog.

Anonymous said...

That might be because his so-called Liberal friends are actually extreme conservatives rather than liberals

Josef Goebbels said...

Nazi Blogger Landeryou is an embarrassing racist, Gauleiter, Reichsleiter and all-round dumpkopf. His mean views and libels are personally embarrassing to me.

I am Henderson Ross. said...

The Chinatown Madman and Pervert hasn't reached the State Parliament environs YET. But he surely will! Bernie Finn is right to be afraid. I think he may well be porked on his way to the Bourke Street ATM if his wife demands sny more midnight bankrolls.

Bernie needs to keep his eyes peeled for a very obese woman in provocative clothing who accidently bumps into him. Bernie should immediately check his wallet and, if then attacked from behind, protect his nether regions. Michael Kapel's chastity belt security device may or may not suffice.

Anonymous said...

Bernie couldn't have had fairer warning than that Henderson! You always tell it like it is!

Shirley Morris said...

This challenge may be a bit beyond me. Bernie is a big bloke, and I have a rather small member. I'd rather it was a big member vs. a big member - but that ain't going to happen, is it?

Big Ted said...

All the recent attacks on me have simply demonstrated there are no realistic alternatives. We have always had loonies in the Libs, and my job is to ignore disruptive scum and to promote true believers. True believers support me and eschew the bilge muck who are more worried by loss of all their perks and privileges than demolishing the Brumby government's loathesome and pathetic performance.

We will convincingly win the next election!

Ita Buttrose said...

I am one of many that will support Ted forever and forever again!

Vexnews is a toxic hate blog.

Anonymous said...

A NSW MP is in trouble after his name appeared in the contact book of Ita's coke dealing nephew Richard Buttrose.

All Victorian and Federal MPs with known links to the Landeryou crime family should be investigated too.

Concerned said...

Fat Andrew's corrupt influence on the Victorian ALP is felt yet again in this report from The Sunday Age:

The State Government has dumped a key part of a crime bill targeting identity thieves, potentially forcing hundreds of thousands of Victorians to wait for years to clear their names...

Anonymous said...

Hnmm. At least Bent Bill didn't sortie out to find fresh female unemployed meat in nearby bars as did a certain other randy Labor luminary.

I hope his dick falls off.

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