This morning at 9.30 am (like every other day, except Saturday and Sunday) I get out of bed, then sit down to a hearty breakfast consisting of the family 26 piece bucket of KFC.
I then read The Australian and The Age online, paraphrase some stories, then post them onto Vexnews which I then claim as "exclusives".
I then weigh myself, and find that after all this activity I lose 0.00001 kgs. To make up for the lost weight, I then eat another family 26 piece bucket of KFC.
(Patriots may wish to finish the diary entry for the rest of the day)
