This was Andrew Landeryou at the end of July, 2008.
Notice anything different?
Mr Creosote anyone?
If interested, this was Andy in his Fat Cave.
See you all next week Patriots.
How to choose a full-service property management that fits your needs?
-
Finding the right property management company can make a big difference in
your real estate investment success. A full-service property management
compan...
17 hours ago
24 Truth On Comments:
Andrew Landeryou and his OC blog got praised or at least favourably mentioned on the blog www.boroondaravotereform.blogspot.com last week. It seems Andrew always seems to get scoops regarding a mad American lady named Diane Anderson. She's the one Evan Thornely and possibly Jeff Kennett are infatuated with. For the benefit of Slanderyou readers it's reproduced here, but don't forget to go to the actual blog and read the comments for an alternative and critical view of the article below:
Friday, July 25, 2008
Diane Anderson. The woman behind Kennett and Mary Drost
Diane Anderson is little known in Boroondara but in the United States she's a cult figure. Diane is the first person ever expelled for heresy by the Unitarian Church, and that's big news in America, where the Unitarian Church (now called the Unitarian Universalist Church or UU Church) is pretty big time, and has produced four Presidents. The expulsion took place in Melbourne, Australia at the Melbourne Unitarian Peace Memorial Church in Grey Street, East Melbourne. It was reported in Andrew Landeryou's blog first (funny how Andrew always gets the big scoops) and then found its way to the ABC News and Lawrence Money's gossip column in The Age.
Diane comes from Dearborn in Michigan, and produces Higgins News, a publication that also circulates in parts of Boroondara. In the latest issue is an article by Mary Drost gloating at how she won the big prize in the Boroondara VEC representation review. Mary omits to mention a little help from Jeff Kennett. She also omits to mention a little help from Diane.
Diane likes to keep her real campaigns low key, but the arguments she used unsuccessfully in Stonnington were used by BRAG in Boroondara as well as by Jeff Kennett. Former Legislative Assembly Speaker Ken Coghill copied them also but he doesn't write as well as Diane does. Coghill is a member of the ALP and when he was in parliament represented Werribee. His factional enemies in the right wing Labor Unity faction used to say that's where the metropolitan sewerage farm is but we won't stoop as low as that. Stephen Conroy never does and we like to think we are as gentlemanly as he is.We don't attack people in this blog like some disreputable ALP figures do around the traps.
Coghill is presently exposing corruption in local government but he's really part of the problem. He supported Mary here and so did some of his friends in the Labor Party. No Mr Coghill. The corrupt councils are all ones with single councillor wards and you supported that in Boroondara. How can we take you seriously? The Age might but who reads that newspaper? As Andrew Landeryou says it's full of left wing hype.
We must get back to Diane who is the real thing not her imposters like Coghill and Company. Diane is a good operator. She is also a sworn enemy of Premier John Brumby, which is certainly good for relations with Jeff.
Rumour has it Diane might be helping Jeff soon in another capacity, as his campaign director for Lord Mayor of Melbourne. Remember we told you this first in this blog.
Posted by Gabriele D'Amico at 10:53 PM
Just for the record Gabriele D'Amico is not the AFL grand final streaker, but is rumoured to be her sister. No truth in the rumour Andrew Landeryou once went out with her.
Jeff Kennett, now directing Beyond Blue, has been the cause of extensive depression in Victoria. I was a public servant during the Kennett years and worried everyday about my job. Jeff's weird views were of consumate interest to those of us trying to support a family.
Does Felicity know about Diane and Mary? Is Jeff going to get another shake-up call?
As a person involved in the campaign fighting against Jaff's efforts to close down small country schools, I wish him nothing but harm. What an Assh*le!
He is fat. Fatter than he look sin that photo too, because he is on an angle. He walk like he has a pole up his arse and his chins wobble.
The suit pants are cheap "one size fits all".
Short, fat, pale and balding.. not to mention full of shit.
This is up on the ABC News website today: "A man on death row in Ohio is suing the state on grounds that his obesity means he would suffer unduly during lethal injection..."
Legal sources say it is known as "the Landeryou defence".
Oh for fock's sake, Landeryou...
"Andrew Landeryou and his OC blog got praised or at least favourably mentioned on the blog www.boroondaravotereform.blogspot.com last week..."
Will you, your split personalities and all the sub-branch suburban non-entities you are obsessed with fock off back to your cesspool.
Has his face frozen into that silly grin or has he always looked like he has Down's Syndrome?
There's big trouble brewing over at the Blog of Sleaze! Fat Boy has managed to piss off the crazy Vietnam veterans community. They are madder than the Lone Fathers Association and worse to have on your tail than the Harpies, the Mounties, Elliot Ness and Simon Wiesenthal combined.
Landeryou will soon be so busy dealing with a thousand emails and a hundred calls every day from the nutbags that he won't even have time to scratch his balls.
Is Landeryou wearing wearing the same suit? Ultra Tight fit!
El Gordo's 2 fat 2 do up jacket buttons nowadays!
Oh dear.. It seems Landy is set for a spell in prison.
You heard it here first!
Oh dear! What's the fat fool done now?
Has anyone noticed that his hate site only got six comments on the two new stories it posted today (Wednesday)? Just six!
The angry nashos have zeroed in on the Fat Cave, or at least have sighted the Big Blob. A former military policeman, who used to track AWOLs and draft dodgers found him easily. I can't reach the site which has further details yet. It might be hidden or encrypted. A nasho poster on the Sleaze Blog warned that Landeryou tracked IP addresses and sent out browser tracking cookies. Landeryou edited this out quickly.
It looks like Landy is in deep shit this time. Does he have any mates in regional Victoria with a safehouse?
He's in the wars once again. This time with real warries!
Correction to the above: Found a site that said there was a promising possible sighting and that the area will be 'scoped' in daytime tomorrow.
The Nashos would have realised pretty damn quickly that you'd be better off in combat with a jammed gun than with someone like Landeryou beside you.
If he was 20 years younger and his number had come up Landeryou no doubt would have discovered the delights of Costa Rica a lot, lot earlier.
For a brief moment I entertained a vision of Landeryou as a World War II spiv, but that wouldn't have worked. He would have eaten all the black market food he got his paws on himself.
It's easy to see what Landeryou would have done in the war. Just take a look at his hate blog. It's full of braying propaganda and malicious lies. Landeryou would have made a perfect Lord Haw-Haw.
The military on Andy Landy: LMF; Lacking Moral Fibre.
In the event of war, El Gordo would neither be a black marketeer or enemy propagandist. Buddha Boy -true to form - would be hiding behind the pot plants and penguins on sub-Antarctic Macquarie Island.
Is Andy wearing the same suit?
May be its due to his eating all those 5year old chicken halal sausages
灌酒吃豆腐。若妳平日有準備話題，在「聊天」這部分妳將擁有主導權，「聊天就可衝高節數，何樂不為呢?」以下是我們整理的要點，只要妳每天花5分鐘，就可以輕鬆酒店領檯搞定!1.洗頭、坐車時，快速了解今日「蘋果」重要新聞。因為男生關注話題和妳想的不同，且當天新聞有熱度，容易引起共鳴。2.把12星座和血型了解一遍。(還是有不少男生會願意聊，總比灌酒、吃豆腐強太多，對方若興趣缺缺此話題，就回說「當然人不是只有12種啊!」帶過換話題即可。3.各準備國、台語男女對唱歌曲10首，如「妳會珍貴」、「男人心女人情」，先點播即使客人當下不唱，也可以當背景音樂，氣氛也會比較熱絡。切記這是掌握主導權，非關歌唱是否動聽、是否【很LOW】等等，客人一手拿麥克風且張嘴唱歌，灌酒吃豆腐的機率就降低了。4.快速掃描客人的外表打扮，主動詢問。如「髮型很好看，在哪剪的?」、「鞋子很百搭，什麼牌子的?」也是主動搭個舞台，讓客人暢所欲言，就沒空灌酒吃豆腐了。5.「大絕招」可問客人在哪當兵?此話題一開，就是男人吹牛的時刻，短時間話題不容易停，姊妹也可以喘口氣。以上舉例，目的告訴大家，許多紅牌公關酒店S是有下功夫的，尤其事前的準備很重要，還有坐檯時多觀察其他公關的說話方式，覺得適合自己的，就「複製並貼上」。學會就是自己的絕招!【切記!只要姊妹拿回主導權，灌酒吃豆腐的機率就會降低很多。】「婉拒電話」篇「男客要LINE怎麼辦?!」大部分客人是善意的，也是互動與衝高節數的開始，但難免會遇到奧客，且拒絕後有可能客訴，如何面對這棘手的問題呢?重點不是在「給」電話號碼，而是【不接電話也酒店花名不會尷尬】。因為在當下給號碼是最好的因應方式，以下讓我們團隊來說明:1.試換角度想，男客大都有女友或家庭，假設換妳突然打給他，他會敢接嗎?!且很多男客要電話只是儀式，出酒店包廂還真的不敢打給妳。2.留完電話，出包廂後直接封鎖或不加好友即可。3.若有兩隻電話，客機永遠不要接。4.手機掉了，還沒復話。5.通訊錄直接註明為「推銷電話」，即使家人看到也不會在意。6.向客人酒店文化解釋:「和父母或親戚同住，且家人不知工作內容，怕吵到家人所以不方便接電話等等。」PS.請善用「封鎖」和通訊錄標示「癡漢1號/2號等類推」「姐妹相處」篇酒店姐妹們會不會難相處啊!？和其他公關互動，會不會很恐怖？許多人受到媒體或戲劇的誤導，以為八大的姐妹都很難相處，其實不然!就像一般公司行號，
2020.04.15台北市知名酒店工作傳出女公關確診，道上沸沸洋洋，早在十天前，某大哥就曾在群組提醒小弟最近乖一點。這名酒店上班小姐也因為貌似女藝人Angelababy，照片在網路上瘋傳。八大行業知情者指出，某幫派大哥早在兩周前就在社團群組內通報，要求小弟短期內不要到這家酒店消費，也不要在這裡接待朋友，請大家乖一點，不要四處亂跑。就連幫派內小弟要面見大哥，也要戴口罩，量額溫。事件曝光後，今天開始有人在網路上瘋傳這名酒店上班女公關照片，發現酒店PT花名「潔西」的酒店打工女公關，瘦瘦高高，有著大眼、長腿、長捲髮，外貌神似藝人Angelababy。針對昨天媒體報導酒店傳出確診案例，台北市副市長黃珊珊上午表示，一切以中央疫調結果為主，就算有，她所知道的是考慮要停業，至少休息一段時間，疫調結果才能匡列有多少接觸者，重點不在營業場所的性質，酒店工作人員不會因為有人確診而特別危險。據了解，這家酒店已傳訊店內員工，因疫情嚴重，公司被舉報每天超過一百人聚集於密閉場所，為配合政府防疫，自即日起本公司開始店休至4月22日，4月23日（星期四）開始正式營業。不便之處，煩請各位幹部體諒，謝謝配合。據指出，這家酒店是禮服店性質，以商務客群居多，這位公關小姐4月2日到酒店上班，身體不舒服，被幹部勸說回家休息，幾天後症狀開始嚴重，到醫院檢查，昨天確診。新冠肺炎延燒，中央流行疫情指揮中心陸續公布確診個案，昨天傳出有確診病例為台北知名酒店公關，疑似在出現症狀前後上班。北市衛生局疾病管制科長余燦華今天表示，接獲中央通知，都會立刻啟動疫調，確認個案接觸他人的情況，相關確診案例已在調查中。北市府副發言人戴于文說，任何確診案例北市府都會配合中央作業標準，除協助疫調外，也會針對接觸者後續之居家隔離進行協助，該做的一定會做，該消毒的就會派員消毒。市府針對轄內確診案例配合中央政策，有完善的標準作業程序，市民請勿過度恐慌。
2020.05.14酒店舞廳可不可復業？酒店小姐的基本介紹跟工作內容台北市長柯文哲今天在議會表示，他還是等陳時中，「他(陳時中)不宣布，我(柯文哲)就來宣布」。柯又提到，市府正在評估5月25日第二波要解封的部分。對於我在酒店上班的日子有媒體解讀，北市府25日將解封酒店小姐一定有S？酒店舞廳？梁小尊表示 八大行業是哪八種行業呢?，柯文哲今天上午至議會專案報告職場須知 【酒店PT 】答詢時，從未提及5月25日將解封酒店、舞廳等地點。梁曉尊強調，5月25日起將啟動酒店打工第二波解封場館名單，至於八大行業解封日期仍在討論中，對於如何落實防疫新生活運動四原則，本府已正式行文衛福部，盼中央能給予執行方式與裁罰規定。
2020.06.08曾經酒店小姐的基本介紹跟工作內容雞排妹的《深夜保健室》最新一集與培根到酒店訪問我在酒店上班的日子的酒店小姐跟不敢來酒店上班-酒店打工的原因，影片中介紹如:顏射(精子射在臉上) 、口交口爆(精子射在嘴裡) 、戴套肛交進行交易專業精緻化，酒店消費服務方式，還有小姐帶出場接S(性交易)等大家好奇的問題，其中酒店上班-酒店兼職-兼差如何達成人生的第一桶金小姐的薪水也是一般人想知道的問題，酒店兼差不是一個複雜的工作環境？透露，最菜最基本的酒店妹，一個月至少也可以賺10到20萬元，也曾有「職場須知 【酒店PT 】魔王級人物」一周就能賺40萬元，相當於月薪200萬，雞排妹問到酒店妹外貌與薪水成正比？酒店經紀表示並不是，通常看小姐自己的手腕，包括: 顏射(精子射在臉上) 、口交口爆(精子射在嘴裡) 、戴套肛交進行交易。突破高薪資的境界。至於常傳聞演藝圈知名網紅跨國賣淫，會轉行到酒店兼職，酒店經紀透露曾遇過10名通告女星「拍過廣告、拍過電影」找上門希望願意配合國外伴遊接受消費者陪睡性交易:顏射(精子射在臉上) 、口交口爆(精子射在嘴裡) 、戴套肛交進行交易，不過他表示雖然她為公眾人物，但在這行沒有差別待遇，起薪與一般小姐無異，不過影片中沒透露該女星身分，讓網友相當好奇。
Post a Comment