Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.



Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Meaty fun



Andy will be drooling, except there is no evidence of halal chicken sausages substituted with pork.

Friday, October 09, 2009

UPDATE x 2 "A Victorian rumour website has also posted details of Fevola's alleged indiscretions".

UPDATE x2
Listen to the Neil Mitchell spray here, "Fevola: the real story".

UPDATE

Neil Mitchell of 3AW describes Vexnews as "scurrilous" and "wrong" and an "...idiot website".

ORIGINAL
News.com.au describes Vexnews as a "...Victorian rumour website".

It has also been described as a "shit sheet" and the Blog of Sleaze. (see labels below for details)

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Andrew Landeryou: time travels

Who knew Andrew Landeryou is just 23 years of age. Strange, since he was born 19 September 1969.

Time travel?

Plus he has a job: freelance journalist! Interesting.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Monday, October 05, 2009

A short video that explains Vexnews

Friday, September 25, 2009

Last minute registration of deregistered Vexnews

Patriots, it looks like, at the very last minute, Vexnews' registration was renewed until 25 September 2010.

In other developments, editor and former inmate Andrew Landeryou has shifted his operation to Sturt in South Australia. Is Sturt the new hotbed for online spivery?

It was a close run thing. Without registration, Vexnews would have been an illegal blog.Landeryou is photographed here in happier times, fresh from Solomon Lew's funded holiday in sunny Costa Rica.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Truth in advertising



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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Address to Patriots by Fat Cave dweller look-a-like



New replacement video!!!!

And apparently Brimbank Council was sacked.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Vexnews to be deregistered

In August, Team Slanderyou exclusively reported that Vexnews was to be deregistered on the 25th of September.

Not surprising really, given the 'lack-of-news' website's collapse in its readership to just over 400 per month.

Additional data suggests that 'things' are very grave indeed. Who.is has listed the website as "inactive". The site also shows Vexnews':

Alexa Trend/Rank: Down Arrow 1 Month: 377,617 3 Month: 331,094
Page Views per Visit: Down Arrow 1 Month: 2.0 3 Month: 2.3

Patriots will be counting down the days to deregistration.

How will you be celebrating on that day Patriots, and the lead up to it?

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Vexnews: ratings collapse - only 454 readers in August



Only 454 readers bothered to read Vexnews in August. It was 467 in July!!!

Friday, September 04, 2009

What other ingredients were included with the pork substitution in halal chicken sausages



Hat tip to Patriot Mrs Alice Idris who is on top of this important public health issue.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Jon Faine interrogates future Vexnews editor

Patriots might wish to cast their minds back to May 2005, when Patriot ABC Radio presenter Jon Faine, at great risk, interrogated Andrew Landeryou.


Patriots are reminded of Stephen Mayne’s in-depth coverage of the interview, which an independent media analyst described as Faine shooting fish in a barrel.


TS presents edited highlights of Mayne’s report.


Landeryou slugs it out with Jon Faine

By Stephen Mayne


“ABC Victoria’s Jon Faine took a risk this morning and invited fallen ALP powerbroker and failed businessman Andrew Landeryou into the studio for a vigorous 15-minute live exchange before an audience of almost 200,000. Faine was certainly a little apprehensive about defamation and Landeryou did manage to plug his blog and land a few blows on Solly Lew, Melbourne Uni Student Union (MUSU) liquidator Dean McVeigh, The Age’s Leonie Wood and a few other players in the soap opera that is his life.

Landeryou sailed close to the wind… Faine really put him through his paces about allegedly doing a runner, failed ventures and his credibility.

Landeryou then went to Costa Rica and attempted to pick up an online gaming business that he hoped to float on the ASX in an “arbitrage” play that would raise enough funds to clear the debt to Solly (Lew) – a debt that seems to have been incurred in very curious circumstances involving threats of more embarrassing public disclosures.

Landeryou said that his business associates knew where he was but he didn’t tell his wife as there were problems in his marriage that he wouldn’t be elaborating on publicly.”

Mayne concludes his report with: “We tried to call Landeryou this morning on the mobile number displayed on the home page of his blog (0415 993 326) but we just got the theme song from the original Spiderman.

Patriots will remember that Landeryou was last seen in mid 2008 in his Spiderman suit.

Mayne made no mention of Landeryou writing as Delia Delegate for Crikey.


This will be the last TS report for two weeks.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Peter van Onselen almost!

Peter van Onselen is becoming almost as inaccurate at political punditry as that other infamous Liberal Party blogger and online gamining spiver.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Real bacon sausage

Real bacon sausage retailers are experiencing some difficulties.

However, controversy remains with a halal chicken sausage supplier, who exclusively uses pork as the main ingredient.

(Thanks to Patriot Alice Idris)

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Vexnews: “media and online spivery road kill”

Independent website traffic measurement provider Site Analytics has revealed that only 467 people read Vexnews in July.

Respected media analysts approached for comment by Team Slanderyou have offered a range of views. One analyst said he was “…surprised the number was so high”. Another stated: “Vexnews is media and online spivery road kill”.

Team Slandeyrou has been tracking Vexnews’ rapidly dwindling readership levels since its establishment some 6 months ago. Click through the “Ratings” label below for coverage.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Vexnews will expire in September

Vexnews, the financially insolvent news free blog, is set to expire on the 25th of September.

Registry data indicates that Vexnews' domain name registration will end in September.

The ratings for Vexnews continue to collapse. Ratings data shows:

Alexa Trend/Rank: Down Arrow 1 Month: 343,137 3 Month: 305,606
Page Views per Visit: Down Arrow 1 Month: 2.4 3 Month: 2.6.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Open Forum

Open forum Patriots so please discuss away.

Team Slanderyou is moving to a weekly publishing format which will begin next Monday.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

SHAME: Andrew Landeryou launches into Nazi occupation survivor


Legal documentation has revealed how Andrew Landeryou has been caught out on a vicious defamatory attack on a victim of Nazi occupation in World War 2.

Unfortunately, this will come as no surprise to Patriots.

In May, it was reported that Vexnews, the financially strapped pet project of serial wealth destroyer and professional bankrupt Andrew Landeryou, was embroiled in another fascist controversy, involving StormFront.

StormFront is a fascist internet talk shop for race haters.

StormFront participants have pinpointed Vexnews as a primary source for hate information.

The relationship between StormFront and Vexnews was established some months ago.

The disturbing developments have been compounded by the 50,000 plus readership of the StormFront website.

A range of independent, fair minded patriotic commentators have stated that this is a huge “shitstorm” for Vexnews.

Given that Vexnews’ readership ratings have collapsed, forging an alliance with 50,000 fascists is a worrying development.

(Right click images into new tab to read the legal documentation)