Sunday, October 25, 2009

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Fat Cave


Team Slanderyou has obtained an exclusive picture of the resident of the Vexnews fat cave.

The resident wanted to remain anonymous. Our photo journalist was requested to photograph him/her/it wearing funny glasses and moustache so as to obscure their identity. Right click into a new window/tab to view the picture in full.

Patriots may wish to guess the identity of the resident.

The photograph reveals a horrifying medical experiment in progress. The fat cave resident is trying valiantly, it must be said, to become the fastest person on the planet.

Team Slanderyou is taking a sabbatical through November, and will return in early December. TS may Twitter occasionally, so please view our Tweets.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

This morning, online spivery malware site Vexnews is spinning a 'how-to' story about Betfair and other online gambling businesses.

Online spivery master Andrew Landeryou reveals an in depth knowledge of online spivery.

As a policy we don't provide links through to Vexnews, for fear of liability if readers click through to Vexnews and their computers are inevitably infected with malware. Read Vexnews at your own risk.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vexnews gets the “ARSE”

Vexnews, in website ratings jargon, has got the ARSE – ‘absolute ratings shocker extinction’.

The September readership ratings for Vexnews have just been released.

The number of unique visitors to Vexnews was only 162, as compiled by independent website audience measurement provider SiteAnalyser. With September having 30 days, that represents just over 5 readers per day. Patriotic readers would recognize the five: Cat Cait, Catter 8, Henderson Ross, Shirley, and Andrew Landeryou.

The low figure indicates a catastrophic collapse in monthly readership totals for Vexnews. The figures for August were 457.



Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Meaty fun



Andy will be drooling, except there is no evidence of halal chicken sausages substituted with pork.

Friday, October 09, 2009

UPDATE x 2 "A Victorian rumour website has also posted details of Fevola's alleged indiscretions".

UPDATE x2
Listen to the Neil Mitchell spray here, "Fevola: the real story".

UPDATE

Neil Mitchell of 3AW describes Vexnews as "scurrilous" and "wrong" and an "...idiot website".

ORIGINAL
News.com.au describes Vexnews as a "...Victorian rumour website".

It has also been described as a "shit sheet" and the Blog of Sleaze. (see labels below for details)

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Andrew Landeryou: time travels

Who knew Andrew Landeryou is just 23 years of age. Strange, since he was born 19 September 1969.

Time travel?

Plus he has a job: freelance journalist! Interesting.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Monday, October 05, 2009

A short video that explains Vexnews

Friday, September 25, 2009

Last minute registration of deregistered Vexnews

Patriots, it looks like, at the very last minute, Vexnews' registration was renewed until 25 September 2010.

In other developments, editor and former inmate Andrew Landeryou has shifted his operation to Sturt in South Australia. Is Sturt the new hotbed for online spivery?

It was a close run thing. Without registration, Vexnews would have been an illegal blog.Landeryou is photographed here in happier times, fresh from Solomon Lew's funded holiday in sunny Costa Rica.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Truth in advertising



Right click into new tab to see the enlarged version

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Address to Patriots by Fat Cave dweller look-a-like



New replacement video!!!!

And apparently Brimbank Council was sacked.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Vexnews to be deregistered

In August, Team Slanderyou exclusively reported that Vexnews was to be deregistered on the 25th of September.

Not surprising really, given the 'lack-of-news' website's collapse in its readership to just over 400 per month.

Additional data suggests that 'things' are very grave indeed. Who.is has listed the website as "inactive". The site also shows Vexnews':

Alexa Trend/Rank: Down Arrow 1 Month: 377,617 3 Month: 331,094
Page Views per Visit: Down Arrow 1 Month: 2.0 3 Month: 2.3

Patriots will be counting down the days to deregistration.

How will you be celebrating on that day Patriots, and the lead up to it?

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Vexnews: ratings collapse - only 454 readers in August



Only 454 readers bothered to read Vexnews in August. It was 467 in July!!!

Friday, September 04, 2009

What other ingredients were included with the pork substitution in halal chicken sausages



Hat tip to Patriot Mrs Alice Idris who is on top of this important public health issue.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Jon Faine interrogates future Vexnews editor

Patriots might wish to cast their minds back to May 2005, when Patriot ABC Radio presenter Jon Faine, at great risk, interrogated Andrew Landeryou.


Patriots are reminded of Stephen Mayne’s in-depth coverage of the interview, which an independent media analyst described as Faine shooting fish in a barrel.


TS presents edited highlights of Mayne’s report.


Landeryou slugs it out with Jon Faine

By Stephen Mayne


“ABC Victoria’s Jon Faine took a risk this morning and invited fallen ALP powerbroker and failed businessman Andrew Landeryou into the studio for a vigorous 15-minute live exchange before an audience of almost 200,000. Faine was certainly a little apprehensive about defamation and Landeryou did manage to plug his blog and land a few blows on Solly Lew, Melbourne Uni Student Union (MUSU) liquidator Dean McVeigh, The Age’s Leonie Wood and a few other players in the soap opera that is his life.

Landeryou sailed close to the wind… Faine really put him through his paces about allegedly doing a runner, failed ventures and his credibility.

Landeryou then went to Costa Rica and attempted to pick up an online gaming business that he hoped to float on the ASX in an “arbitrage” play that would raise enough funds to clear the debt to Solly (Lew) – a debt that seems to have been incurred in very curious circumstances involving threats of more embarrassing public disclosures.

Landeryou said that his business associates knew where he was but he didn’t tell his wife as there were problems in his marriage that he wouldn’t be elaborating on publicly.”

Mayne concludes his report with: “We tried to call Landeryou this morning on the mobile number displayed on the home page of his blog (0415 993 326) but we just got the theme song from the original Spiderman.

Patriots will remember that Landeryou was last seen in mid 2008 in his Spiderman suit.

Mayne made no mention of Landeryou writing as Delia Delegate for Crikey.


This will be the last TS report for two weeks.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Peter van Onselen almost!

Peter van Onselen is becoming almost as inaccurate at political punditry as that other infamous Liberal Party blogger and online gamining spiver.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Real bacon sausage

Real bacon sausage retailers are experiencing some difficulties.

However, controversy remains with a halal chicken sausage supplier, who exclusively uses pork as the main ingredient.

(Thanks to Patriot Alice Idris)