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URGENT REMINDER TO PATRIOTS (UPDATED)

UPDATE
Courtesy of A Proper Journalist, a link to view Patriot Adam Shand's interview.

ORIGINAL
Talking Heads - Adam Shand

ABC 2 5:00pm Tuesday, 26 May 2009 Education Repeat CC G

Peter Thompson talks to Patriot Adam Shand who swapped the pin-striped world of business journalism to mix with the Vexnews editor, drug dealers, thugs and murderers and crack the story of Melbourne's gangland murders.

Chk-Chk Boom chick Clare Werbeloff made it up

Chk-Chk Boom chick Clare Werbeloff has admitted to making it all up.Attention this week will now turn to Vexnews.com.

At least she got the 'fat' bit right!

Let the week long analysis begin, Patriots.

Adam Shand: Patriot

Adam Shand is a journalist with 20 years experience in Australian television and print media. As a cadet on The Australian newspaper in the 1980s, he covered the rise and fall of the entrepreneurs.

Joining the Nine Network in 1991, Adam reported for the Business Sunday program in Sydney and Melbourne. In 1994, he left Australia to become a freelance reporter in Africa for the Nine Network and international media organisations. He covered the rise to power of Nelson Mandela in South Africa, the aftermath of the genocide in Rwanda and the corruption of Zimbabwe’s democracy.

Returning home in 1997, Adam joined the Today Show as Melbourne correspondent for three years, before joining The Australian Financial Review newspaper as an investigative reporter in Melbourne and Sydney. He rejoined the Packer empire last year and currently works on The Bulletin magazine and the Nine Network’s Sunday and Business Sunday programs.

He has spent the past nine months hanging out in cafes and bars researching the Melbourne ganglands murders in a joint investigation for The Bulletin and Sunday.

Patriots' Popular Stories

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The mother load Patriots.

Discuss away.

Landeryou the comedic horror story (UPDATED)

UPDATE
It looks like Mr Creosote is just ahead. Though he may have to lose some weight to play the part.


ORIGINAL
The Beaconsfield mine tragedy and rescue is soon to be made into a film.

Which got us thinking: if a film were made of Andrew Landeryou's life, who would play Fat Andy?

All suggestions gratefully received.

Brimbank (Update 2)

UPDATE x2
The Age reports on "...strong evidence of wrongdoing". Related 'wrongdoing' here.

UPDATE x1
And John Cain enters the debate.

ORIGINAL
The Turkish Weekly has reported that Vexnews was intrinsically involved in the Brimbank fiasco.

The Weekly claims that the MPs involved were of all things, 'Vexnews MPs'.

"VEXNEWSMPs had 'undue' power at Brimbank council".

Monday Mania

An open forum patriots.

Take the week to discuss amongst yourselves. There must be something to talk about?

You may wish to consider this:

"...we all know that Andrew Landeryou does not have two pennies to rub together at this stage and is facing a fairly uncertain future, probably at Her Majesty’s pleasure. As a result, it is very unlikely that anybody is going to launch proceedings against Mr Landeryou, on the basis that they would be unlikely to receive any damages and the cost of a defamation action is extremely high."

It was said in October 2005 by Hon. B. N. Atkinson. Prescient or what!

Oh dear: it's on! Brimbank (UPDATED 7)

UPDATE x 7
Sack the Brimbank council petition, in JULY 2008.

UPDATE x6
Jon Faine lets rip: "An insidious cancer throughout the body of the Brimbank Council's been revealed by the state Ombudsman .. Where was the Brumby Government as it dissolved into a shambles of dodgy deals .. and did it care a man with criminal convictions for assault and possessing an offensive weapon worked for Minister Justin Madden and was interfering in Council affairs?"

UPDATE x5
No more Brimbanks.

UPDATE x4
This only affects the employed and the elected for that matter - not Andy.

UPDATE x3
The Australian makes the link to Kororoit.

UPDATE x2

And there is more from the Heidlerberg Leader, and Patriot Spider Pig.

UPDATE x1
The Brimbank Leader has more, heaps more.

ORIGINAL
The Age lets rip.

The report is more interesting for the names that aren't named.

University of Melbourne Financial Shocker - what of MUSU?

The Australian today reports that "Australia's biggest universities have been ravaged by the global financial crisis, with the University of Melbourne reporting a $245.7 million loss".

Patriots may wish to review the financial accounts to offset the loss incurred from Uni. Melb. being forced to takeover the running of MUSU, which spectacularly collapsed under the stewardship of the Editor of Vexnews.

Vexnews in StormFront Shitstorm

Vexnews, the financially strapped pet project of serial wealth destroyer and professional bankrupt Andrew Landeryou, is embroiled in another fascist controversy, involving StormFront.

StormFront is a fascist internet talk shop for race haters.

StormFront participants have pinpointed Vexnews as a primary source for hate information.

The relationship between StormFront and Vexnews was established some months ago.

The disturbing developments have been compounded by the 50,000 plus readership of the StormFront website.

A range of independent, fair minded patriotic commentators have stated that this is a huge “shitstorm” for Vexnews.

Given that Vexnews’ readership ratings have collapsed, forging an alliance with 50,000 fascists is a worrying development.

Patriots will not only be alerted, but alarmed.

Patriots know......

AUDIT CONFIRMS VEXNEWS FACING COLLAPSE

Last month we reported on the imminent collapse of Vexnews.

As reported, according to independent website auditor Quarkbase, Vexnews had no future.

Quarkbase, last month, found that Vexnews’ traffic rank was down a staggering 26% off an already low base, achieving a minuscule blog ranting of 4,754,569. The blog was only bookmarked via Delicious on 5 occasions, Digg(ed) on 2 occasions, and Twitter(ed) once.

The auditors have found that in April Vexnews continued to freefall in terms of traffic rank by 21%, achieving a blog ranking of 4,807,510.

Gullible investors have been warned to seek redemption of their capital before Vexnews is foreclosed.

(Patriots are advised there will be no other posts this week.)

Vexnews - cheap and strange

Vexnews continues its forecast decline into ratings and financial obscurity.

TS has been advised of Vexnews' primary source of information, a cheap RSS feed.

It's a strange read.

The Sun newspaper features Andy

Last week the Geelong Advertiser devoted precious inches to Andrew Landeryou.

It seems The Sun newspaper in the UK didn’t want to miss out on the fun, featuring a plastic bag carrying Landeryou, in a story about how his KFC craving is a major cause of global warming.

Firestarter featured

Last Friday, The Geelong Advertiser, a real news source, unlike failing and insolvent Vexnews.com, featured Andrew Landeryou describing him as a firestarter.

Patriot Kevin noticed the article and provided The Advertiser with some editorial assistance.

(Thank you to Patriot Kevin)

Is this how Vexnews ends?

Is it something we've said?

Andy likes a good chat, especially it seems on this your 'blog of truth' via a range of different personalities.

However, he will not comment as 'Andy', unlike he has done on GrodsCorp.

Is it something we've said?

Where it all started.........