Andrew Landeryou and Kimmy

Spot the difference!

Andrew Landeryou & Hawker Britton

Hawker Britton is the shadowy political 'laundering' unit of the ALP.

It seems to us that Landeryou is effectively running HB's blogging operations, surviving on the 'gossipy' scraps thrown his way by David White, and other HB operatives.

Is Landeryou getting paid for this? If so, aren't his creditors entitled to garnish his wages?

Please discuss!

Nomination for "Statement of the Year" re: Andrew Landeryou

Nomination for "Statement of the Year"

"While I'm loathed to quote Landeryou because virtually everything the guy says is dubious at best".

Andrew Landeryou chief suspect in shutdown of Tim Blair

Andrew Landeryou has long harboured the ambition of being the most popular right wing blogger in Australia.

The only problem is that his blog isn't very popular, with sliding hit rates over the past few months. Landeryou's blog is not widely well regarded in neo-conservative circles.

In order to promote his blog, Landeryou has pushed the vaudeville button in terms of content on his blog.

A most frequent tactic has not only been to cull readers frequent comments and corrections on his blog, but also to shut down competing blog sites.

A competing blog that Landeryou has recently targetted for 'shut down' is that of preeminent Australian blogger, Tim Blair, whose blog has been shut down for about a week.

Rumours are that Landeryou has targetted Tim Blair for shut down, inorder to migrate readers over to his blog.

Landeryou is said to have targetted over a million blogs for shut down. Two down, 999,998 to go.

Andrew Landeryou & Weekend Victorian Election & Forum

It's the weekend again, and it's time to have our weekend forum, open to all your wonderful comments and conjecture.

The weekend also sees the Victorian State election.

Andrew has been commentating furiously on the election. Unsurprisingly, the only fact he has got right has been the date of the election.

We've also noticed that he has yet to change his address on his blog, and comply with Victorian electoral laws. Perhaps he isn't moving from his palatial digs in affluent South Bank?

And how is the disguise comming along Andy?

Finally, rumour has it that Andy has provided a postal/absentee vote for the election. Anyone know where he is spending the weekend?

Chat amongst yourselves.

Andrew Landeryou & Loneliness

We have written previously about how lonely Andy is.

But it looks like Andy is taking things into his own hands (so to speak!) and is actively promoting internet dating services on his blog.

We guess, it's a new internet stalking technique!

Don't forget to vote on Andrew Landeryou

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The miracles of IT: we present the Andrew Landeryou search engine

Google presents us the with the opportunity to create a search engine specifically tracking Andy Landy.

Go here to search to your heart's content, or please use our Search Box on the right.

Andrew Landeryou & the weekend open forum

Its the weekend - almost.

Well, it certainly is the weekend all the time in Andy's world. Never having to work, living in expensive digs, travelling to far off and exotic locals as Costa Rica and Sydney.

And to celebrate the weekend (that will last til Wednesday!), we present this open forum for your commentary and enjoyment.

We will be back on Wednesday, when we present our now famous Weird Wednesday exclusive, special, green-paged feature. And a hint on next Wednesday's story: what Andy really thinks of his blogs's readers, plus other juicy bits.

Andrew Landeryou & lack of G20 pics

Well, Andrew has still to post any incriminating pics of G20 protesters.

Perhaps, he is having such a good time with the Christians, who hopefully are educating Andy on the merits of honesty, fairness, independence and respect for the rights of others.

Is Andrew Landeryou still a ‘breaching’ member of the AJA?

Is Andrew still a paid up member of the Australian Journalists Association?

According to this, his annual membership expired on 31 August.

A casual survey of his blog will reveal countless breaches of the AJA’s code of ethics. That include commitments to:
- Honesty
- Fairness
- Independence
- Respect for the rights of others.

If Andy remains an AJA member, he needs to be summarily and immediately expelled from the Union.

Andrew Landeryou Endangers Children: Shock

Sister blog, Make Landeryou Pay is running a tragically sad story involving rank child exploitation by guess who.

Click here to read. Its a real tear jerker, so reach for the box of tissues. It will make the most stoney hearted person weep.

Andrew Landeryou infects the National Library of Australia & new poll

Andrew Landeryou's blog has been 'selected' to be documented by the Australian National Library.

Our understanding is that his blog will serve as useful (virtual) toilet paper in the many Library public toilets.

What useful purpose could the Library have in 'documenting' Andy's rants?

In order of preserving fair balance, we will be writing to the Library asking it to 'document' this blog, plus Landeryou & Co, Bracksed.com's exposes, and MakeLanderyouPay. If you have time dear reader, hopefully you will also write to the ANL demanding equal acknowledgement.

All correspondence to:

Edgar Crook
Librarian Digital Archiving Section
National Library of Australia

webarchive@nla.gov.au

And go immediately to your right to register your vote on our new poll.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY EXCLUSIVE: cLi.Congal1ty and its main man Andrew Landeryou

We said yesterday we would reveal a shocking story.

It's so shocking, we are still trying to work it out.

It is based on this revealing insight into the depravity that Andrew lurkes in.

We are really not sure what this is all about, but the conversation thread is quite disturbing, concerning setting fire to things, killing cats and using knives.

An active participant called cLi.DiGiaL1ty lists Andrew as their main man, and has "78 kills".

There is active encouragement of cheating in this thread!

Then this conversation:

"aP+axl_morgs: "FFS BLOODY CAT JUST SCRATCHED THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING LEG (sic)
aP+Cynergi" oww (sic)
aP+axl_morgs" FUCK BRB (sic)
aP+Cynergi" naughty cat
cLi.DiGiaL1ty: :<>cLi.Forkal1ity:"hes so going to kill that cat."

This is all being performed via a website called StatWhore. It features a "...program designed to produce statistics for matches between teams playing stopwatch mode RTCW:Enemy Territory games."

What is this all about? Not sure, but prima facie it looks very worrying, if not utterly frightening and of course it threatens universal moral standards. Shame!

LANDERYOU ACCUSES RIGHT OF BEING LEFTISTS!

A reader posted this very clever take on Andrew Landeryou. The original is here.

This is not far from the truth. Remember when Andrew was writing as Delia when he stooged on his Labor Unity mates.


LANDERYOU ACCUSES RIGHT OF BEING LEFTISTS!

Punchy paunchy politicians progeny Andrew Landeryou has accused the political Right- associated with smaller government and conservative social and economic policies- of being Leftists.'

I have now worked it out' he said triumphantly.

'The Leftists are leftists, dirty leftist scum. The centre are also Leftists, usually Leftist Dupes. But the Right, who masquerade as conservatives, are something else. They are Leftists who have convinced themselves they are rightists, in order to discredit Rightism, leading on to a Leftist victory.

''The only way is to defeat the Right, thereby denying the Left the use of their deception'Landeryou is leading the charge against Leftism.

'I have now established that my postman is a Leftist' he said sternly, 'as he wears Red and doesnt work for himself. 'I've also discovered my flatmates were engaging in collectivism by having a household kitty for expenses!

Is Evil Andy is not telling Good Andy what he/she/it is doing (Andrew Landeryou)

Reading this from Andrew today left the dedicated staff at Team Slanderyou in a state of collective shock.

It is the story of Andrew claiming to reveal secret emails between himself and a journalist from The Age about this story.

How can revealing emails that Andy has he himself written be seriously 'revealed' as 'secret'. Perhaps his split personality has come to the fore, and Evil Andy is not telling Good Andy what he/she/it is doing.

And not only is Andy claiming to have an OC investigations Unit (is the bankrupt now employing people? and not content with making up Freedom Freddy he is now pretending to have a corporation?) but he signs off his emails as Editor and Chief!

In October, Team Slanderyou turned to a team of medical advisers who indicated that the clinical term for Andy's behaviour is psychotic narcissism.

Andy needs help. Any medicos out there should submit their appraisal of Andy's conditions in comments.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY!

Tune into Slanderyou tomorrow when we reveal a story so shocking involving knives, killing cats and people involved with fire.

Clue 1: "Who dedicated tonight's match to my main man Andrew Landeryou".

Clue 2: "All they want to do is to raise their stats so they can feel impressive, or to ascend to a higher rank".

Freedom Freddy: a Andrew Landeryou con

Anyone remember Joe Klein?

No?

Well, he/it was a co-correspondent on Andrew Landeryou's blog for all of two posts.

Now, Andrew has dreamed up Freedom Freddy.

Only two problems.

1. Freedom Freddy on Andy's blog doesn't exist and is in fact Landeryou who has invented a made up friend.

2. He/it is not only fictional, but a straight cut and paste from this Freedom Freddy. Not only is it an infringement of international copyright, it also infringes on the Australian and US Free Trade Agreement.

Andrew Landeryou - loneliest

The number 1 may indeed be the loneliest number, especially when it comes to Andrew.

How Andrew Landeryou profits from bankruptcy

A question often asked, but never answered is how a bankrupt can rent an apartment for $650 per week, and still not have a job?

Does he live off his investments? Or does he claim unemployment benefits?

Or does he earn so much money from his blog, from ads etc? We some how doubt it. But it was curious how this Google Adsense advert was 'smart' enough to post on Andrew Landeryou's blog.

Another question, is Landeryou Melbourne's richest bankrupt?

And stay tune for a revealing insight into IQ corporation. What exactly did go on in there?