Thursday, May 29, 2008

Urgent reminder!

Reminder to patriots that another parliamentary review will consider Andrew Landeryou.

House Standing Committee on Health and Ageing: Committee activities (inquiries and reports)

Inquiry into Obesity in Australia

The House of Representatives Standing Committee on Health and Ageing has reviewed the 2006-07 annual report of the Department of Health and Ageing and, pursuant to Standing Order 215(c), resolved to conduct an inquiry into obesity in Australia on 19 March 2008.

The Committee invites interested persons and organisations to make submissions addressing the terms of reference by Friday, 13 June 2008. Please refer to our brochure called preparing a submission for more information.

In order to facilitate electronic publishing of submissions, the Committee would prefer them to be emailed to haa.reps@aph.gov.au or sent on disk or CD-ROM to the Committee Secretariat in Microsoft Word® or Portable Document Format (PDF).

No truth that the “surfing hippo” was infact Landeryou at Sth Melbourne beach.

9 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

Sources say the Committee intends to summons Fat Andy to appear before them when they hold hearings in Melbourne. There is division, however, over just where the meeting should be held. Landeryou can only fit into the biggest of buildings, but it will cost the taxpayers a bomb if the committee hires Jeff's Shed. The Exhibition Building in Carlton comes cheaper, but their are worries that Landeryou will damage the heritage site. It's only a couple of blocks away from his haunt Lamb's ("Home of the patriotic snack") on Lygon street. If he goes via there he could easily gain a hundredweight between the Fat Cave and the committee hearing.

Anonymous said...

The only way El Gordo will ever get into Parliament!

Anonymous said...

That swimming hippo has given me the most amazing insight: Fat Andy has been so obsessed about the dredging of Port Phillip Bay because he's too obese to go swimming in there as it is.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to Landeryou's professional career in competitive eating? Was he unable to leave the country to participate in the US competitive eating league because he is an undischarged bankrupt?

Anonymous said...

maybe its like Al Capone. Authorities could only get him on tax evasion. Maybe the only way to get Landeryou is via public health contraventions!

Anonymous said...

Eating food from the dumpster out the back of KFC migh not be hygenic, but I don't know if its against the law. On the upside there's a good chance that it might give Landeryou salmonella poisoning.

Anonymous said...

I understand that all this new obesity research we're hearing about this weekend says that if you leave Landeryou out, there's basically no problem. The fat bastard is so damned fat he's completely skewed the data.

梁爵 said...

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梁爵 said...

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1.若依現在的台北酒店上班現況,我們建議妳選擇酒店兼差介於便服和制服間的~禮服店~禮服是穿公司的小禮服 (【酒店小姐】【酒店公關】有長有短,深淺色都有,可以挑選適合自己的服裝,省去一筆治裝費用)且不用秀,檯費比便服還要高(禮服店薪資:10分鐘170元以上。便服店薪資:10分鐘180元以上)禮服店酒店小姐應徵條件:不能胖.不能矮.年齡18~32歲為錄取標準(上班成績不理想,恐面臨裁員)便服店酒店小姐應徵條件:高標準臉蛋.整體條件比例要好.(畢竟錄取標準高,很難被裁員)便服店消費金額比禮服店高2倍,所以業者要集中菁英,讓消費者【物超所值】
2.所謂素質高一般指美眉的外表較好,至於客人態度,其實是看該店家的作風 (其實有錢有地位學歷高和品格無關),若該店作風保守 客人自討沒趣,自然不會再去消費。
3.台北生意的確比中南部好 (畢竟是首善之區) 到消費強的地區會縮短上班的時間但相對競爭較多,要時時提昇自己才不會被市場淘汰掉!
4.這行沒有簽約金,保證金,建議別輕易到他人辦公室,最好約在公共場所
千萬別第一天就上班,多看幾家店多比較,別只問福利和優點,要多問負面因素。