Sunday, August 31, 2008

Blog of Sleaze, Washed Up?

Confusion reigns over the current developments with the Blog of Sleaze.

One theory is that Andrew Landeryou has ‘sacked’ himself from the blog.

Alternately, he has just given up, having spent many years working on the insolvent blog.

He has now turned his attention to Vexnews, which has been independently valued at $63.

Regardless, the Blog of Sleaze joins other Landeryou managed failures: MUSU, his MUSU Presidency, IQ Corp, his Costa Rican online gaming spivery strategy, and his own personal finances.

It is widely mooted that Vexnews will soon join the above list.

Patriots may wish to discuss Landeryou’s high failure rate, throughout the week. Is it time for Landeryou to get a job?

(This will be the only post for this week)

70 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

Its not a pretty swathe of destruction Landy has strewn, and with no sign he intends self reformation any time soon.

Anonymous said...

A cork in one end, a stick of dynamite up the other. Big Bang!

I can think of about forty people who would love to light the fuze!

Anonymous said...

Washed Up? More like Flushed..................

Anonymous said...

Dearest Cait Catt I want you back. Where are you Cait? I'm sure the police investigation into the Liberal Party website will do no more than admonish you. You have nothing to be afraid of Cait. Please please come back Cait. You are not a failure. We all want to see you back purrring again.

Anonymous said...

Check out Poxnews. The fat flop is getting so few comments it is embarrassing. It would come as no surprise if he decided to cut his losses and shut the site.

Anonymous said...

It is time for Landerfat to start earning an honest quid for an honest day's work and get a job.

Why doesn't he go and work at KFC? There is plenty of information about a career with the Colonel on the KFC website -- including this line that will be music to Landerfat's ears: "As a KFC employee you will be entitled to a discount on products."

Anonymous said...

Landeryou probably thinks he already works for KFC as their Quality Control Officer, sampling around 25 per cent of their total daily Australian output.

Anonymous said...

I've heard Sasha Uzunov has just promoted himself to the rank of Colonel, and has changed his name to Sasha Sanders. He now wants to be known only as Colonel Sanders.

Anonymous said...

Sash has now done two tours of Afghanistan to investigate my plan to start Kentucky Fried Crow franchises there. Vultures would be a better business proposition as they have more flesh. I accept opinions that vultures taste like chooks, but it would be hard to market them even to starving, ignorant peasants. I'm looking for millionaire investors in this new enterprise, or even corporate investors seeking 1000% dividends. I have a proven track record of previous bonanzas.

CEO Landery*o

Anonymous said...

Is that why Landeryou sends data mining cookies to anyone dumb enough to visit either of his sleazy sites - so he can get their email addresses to send them Nigerian-style scam spam? Does Sasha pretend to be "Field Marshall Yo-Yo Banjo, entrusted with the disposal of surplus funds of Bongo-Bongoland"?

Anonymous said...

Poxnews features a new "exclusive" by Sargeant Sasha this morning that is such a beat up with such leaps of logic and packaged with such manic extrapolation by Landeryou that patriots have been left wondering if the pair will be sharing a padded cell by the end of the day.

Anonymous said...

Even the most desperate suburban rag wouldn't present Sasha's latest drivel to their readers as a story.

Anonymous said...

The OC and Poxnews are both in a Death Dive. It's a horribly fascinating scene. Twentyman, Lew, McVeigh and scores of others who have suffered from Landeryou's poisoned pen have probably gathered to enjoy The End. Conmen continuously reinvent themselves. If Landeryou is one, we may well see another resurrection soon. His next site could be called CRAP...

Anonymous said...

Poxnews got a grand total of seven comments yesterday. That means one every three and a half hours. It is clearly on its last legs.

Sergeant Sasha's piece got none. Clearly it left everyone paralysed with shock that Landeryou and the deranged digger could possibly consider it a news story.

Fat Andy said...

Lies! Lies! Lies! My blogs of sleaze are going from strength to strength. My enemies tremble when I approach. At least I think so. It could be the ground shaking beneath me because I'm so fat.

Anonymous said...

El Gordo's Canberra correspondent "Christian Lyons" has a strange preoccupation with Melbourne and its media, and the same hatred of Buddha Boy's usual targets.

Another sock puppet like Cait Catt, Catter8 and the late Rita?

Isn't it funny that those sock puppets, whose comments were normally posted in the early hours of the morning in quick succession of each other, have all disappeared.

Anonymous said...

Of course Christian Lyons is a Landeryou sock puppet. Any Parliament House person can tell you that the conservative Christian Lyons Forum has been moribund since before Landeryou skipped it to Costa Rica. No one seems to have bother to tell him thought.

Anonymous said...

Have patriotic folk noticed that Buddha Boy does not even mention "The OC" on Poxnews. Even he seems to be admitting to himself it is nothing but a pile of malicious mistruths and inventions of no interest to anyone.

Anonymous said...

Seems as if you cretinous leftoids can't manage a single story this week. Very yawn!!!!

Anonymous said...

What are you on about 8:59? Andrew Landeryou cannot manage a story any day of the week. That is why he fills up his sleazy sites with his lies and smears and Sergeant Sasha's hallucinations.

Anonymous said...

what are you on about 9:49:00?

hiding behind your anonymity! Fraud. Onwards and upwards for Vexnews.com I say.

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is a joke, full of lies just like the OC. Im still waiting for the police to arrest me for breathing on Fat Landy.

Anonymous said...

The only think going "upwards" for Poxnews is the lack of interest in the site. El Gordo's lack of credibility couldn't go any further "upwards". Not that it stops him from trying to push it higher. Why else do you think he recruited that certifiable loon Sasha Uzunov.

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is giving ETU's Dean Mighell a big kicking tonight.

In another 'story', Landeryou thinks that allowing de factos access to the Family Court could lead to polygamy!

I didn't realize that smoking KFC's eleven secret spices was hallucinogenic.

The harder you suck, the higher you get Landy!

Anonymous said...

***Seems as if you cretinous leftoids can't manage a single story this week. Very yawn!!!!**&

Identifying Sasha Uzenov as Landeryou's Sunshine Court 'heavy' was the scoop of the quarter.

Not bad, huh, Andy?

Anonymous said...

What are you on about anon., 11:14PM?

Hiding behind your anonymity! Fraud.

Anonymous said...

"Onwards and upwards for Vexnews.com I say."

That won't be hard. Two comments in 24 hrs, one less than Buddha Boy's original blog.

Anonymous said...

In Landeryou's sick mind launching a new site and crashing it into the ground within less than a month is "onwards and upwards".

Poxnews must be the biggest dot bomb since Boo.

Anonymous said...

the biggest dot bom since iq corporation you mean

Anonymous said...

Leftards are on fire today! Literally. Vexnews.com has set its sights firmly on them.

Anonymous said...

There has been one - just one - comment on Poxnews today.

Anonymous said...

Hope you Leftards choke on your Hungry jacks burger.

Anonymous said...

Its not the coments that matter - its the hit rate to Vexnews.com that matters. Vexnews is filling the space left by the collapse of The Age.

Anonymous said...

I thought only Landeryou could plough through one of those Hungry Jacks jobs.

Tell me: is it true that your fat mate cuts a large loaf of bread in half, tips a KFC family feast tub over it to make a burger and scoffs the lot in one mouthful?

How does an undischarged bankrupt with no visible means of honest income afford so much fast food?

Anonymous said...

"Vexnews is filling the space left by the collapse of The Age."

Really? Amongst a very specific demographic, no doubt. The fat failure skipped off to Costa Rica demographic. A demographic of one. About the same size as Poxnews' readership.

Anonymous said...

Andrew's venture failure rate is speeding up over time. He was sacked as President of MUSU in 1991 after 5 months, wrecked IQ Corp in 3 years (though he'd looted Solly Lew's 2 million investment in 6 months and spent 2 1/ years covering it up), destroyed MUSU again in 1 years via his mates and Optima Corp, spivved off to Costa Rica where he wrecked God knows what, and now has poxed Voxnews in a month. An extraordinary record of achievement. We have to admire this utter wreck of a human being, this cess pool of the political and business world. In every respect, Andy is not just a failure but a genuine tragedy.

Anonymous said...

What is it with the Leftards and food?

Anonymous said...

8:21:00 PM Lies as usual

Anonymous said...

More redundancies at The Age. More readers will flock to Vexnews.com.

Anonymous said...

"Vexnews is filling the space left by the collapse of The Age?"

How? Why? Two stories posted today and one was reported yesterday in the newspapers and on TV ... even on Today Tonight.

Dream on, El Gordo.

Anonymous said...

What is it with Landeryou and food? And food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And more food. And yet even more food...

Anonymous said...

What is it with Landeryou and food?

He can't get enough!

Fair enough, 'though.

Fat, ugly, marginalized, lonely and with few prospects, "comfort eating" is all Fat Boy has left to enjoy.

Anonymous said...

"It's the hit rate to Vexnews.com that matters."

Looking at Alexa.com, Poxnews is dying.

Quick, Buddha Boy, do something or it will go the same way as your political career, marriage and IQ Corp. and your other business ventures - a slow lingering death.

Anonymous said...

Poxnews does not need to worry about "a slow lingering death". Poxnews has not even been around for a month yet and it had mades the Segway Personal Transporter look like a roaring success.

Anonymous said...

Again with the food! Vexnews.com is above all this. It is a primary news source, read here and internationally. I am sure Kirk is reading it now, looking how Fairfax can copy it to save The Age.

Anonymous said...

Food is the key, 10:06. Fat Boy Landeryou is obsessed with nasty junk food so he posts nasty junk on his toxic blogs.

I don't get your "Kirk" reference at all. Does Landeryou's pal Sergeant Sasha now think he is the commander of the USS Enterprise somewhere in the twenty-third century?

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is read internationally? Does this mean El Gordo has done another bunk and is back in Costa Rica?

Anonymous said...

8:21:00 PM

Actually, Andrew owes me four mill!

I recovered a portion of that, but I'm still interested in the rest.


(Sol)

Anonymous said...

If Landeryou is posting here (because he's got nothing else to do) can't he be blocked or banned like he does to anyone he doesn't like on his wretched blogs?

Its possible too, that the mystery poster might be Sasha Uzunov or another misguided fool.

Send whoever it is packing, please!

Anonymous said...

If Landeryou was smart he would recruit people from this site to contribute comments to his blogs.

This site has attracted hundreds of comments recently. OC and Poxnews haven't.

I'll comment on your sites Landy for $1000 per comment, payable to the Lort Smith Lost Dogs Home.

Anonymous said...

Here is a patriotic marching song (sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle):

Fat Andy has two sleazy blogs
All full of lies and slander.
Unless you want to lose your lunch
I won't say take a gander.

An alternate version begins: "Fat Andy has two unread blogs...".

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is read internationally?

Fat Boy, do you have a reader in the Hutt River province?

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is read internationally - Fat Boy has declared the Fat Cave to be a sovereign state in Price Leonard of the Hutt River Province style.

Price Andrew, as he now styles himself, insists that his new micro-state will never, ever agree under any circumstances to an extradition treaty with Australia.

Anonymous said...

Any mention of Landeryou's eating consumption in the Garnaut report released today?

Could save some double digit emissions there!

Anonymous said...

Good point Kevin.
I am working my way through it now, but so far no mention. Perhaps Landeryou's girth was too big to model.

Anonymous said...

Again, Vexnews.com was the first with the news about Iemma's resignation. Nothing about that here!

Anonymous said...

Garnaut will be burned at the stake when the ALP reveals its madcap ETS tax plans. Has anyone factored this in yet - and sent Ross an emitter's invoice?

Anonymous said...

***Again, Vexnews.com was the first with the news about Iemma's resignation. Nothing about that here!***

Hmnn. Don't know about being first. Saw a good predictive piece on Channel 10 News, two hours before it popped up on Poxnews...

Anonymous said...

Vexnews is first with the news. This sleazy blog is the last - even when it is trying.

Leftards are being left behind.

Anonymous said...

"Again, Vexnews.com was the first with the news about Iemma's resignation." Crap. More Landeryou lies!

The fat failure even cited the Daily Telegraph in the report his sock puppet tried to talk up.

What about the fat failure's forecast that Frankie Sartori would get the leadership? That was as good as his financial forecasts for IQ Corporation.

Another day of failure for that fat flop Andrew Landeryou.

Anonymous said...

"Again, Vexnews.com was the first with the news about Iemma's resignation."

Hmmm ... no, it wasn't. It was well behind the newswires, newspaper websites, TV and radio.

Why do you, El Gordo, try to con us with such lies? Feeling inadequate?

Anonymous said...

Buddha Boy has a lot to feel inadequate about.

Anonymous said...

Fat Andy has two sleazy blogs
All full of lies and slander.
His stuff is more ridiculous
Than Pyongyang propaganda.

Fat Andy is a failure
In everything but eating.
He's going down, he's going down
Despite his whines and bleating.

Anonymous said...

Fascinating that the previous patriot should mention Pyongyang !

I understand that our intelligence agencies have been concerned about Andrew Landeryou for many years now.

They firmly believe he is acting as an agent of a hostile Asian nation to discredit both this country's free enterprise system and mainstream political parties by his bizarre conduct. That nation is North Korea.

North Korea is very poor but they have found the perfect agent in Landeryou. He does not want money. He is happy to betray his country for food. His North Korean controllers ship in container ship after container ship of stuff for their agent.

Such is the amount of food that the North Koreans give the traitor Landeryou that both ASIS and the Office of National Assessment believe he is why that unhappy land has spent so much of the past decade stricken by famine.

Anonymous said...

$33-million a year boss of Macquarie Bank Allan Moss did a flit before the bank's debt led "profits" bit the dust. A stockbroking analyst from UBS concluded yesterday Macquarie Group had between just $150 million and $500 million in excess capital - well below the $3 billion claimed by Macquarie.

Firepower scamster Tim Johnston once dined at the Lodge with John Howard. AFL players, Austrade, Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston and his wife Liz, the deputy chief of Navy, Rear Admiral Davyd Thomas, former senior naval officer Commodore Kevin Taylor, and the former Air Force chief, Errol McCormack, fell for this 'classic' fuel pill scam said to dramatically reduce fuel consumption and toxic emissions. Johnston fled to London before the Australian Securities and Investments Commission laid charges against him and others who sold Firepower shares.

The less said about outgoing seven million dollar a year man Qantas boss Geoff Dixon the better. His "savings" on aircraft maintenance has compromised the airline's safety record.

Silly people like these have put everyone's Super in danger. The US sub-prime crisis was caused by lending money to people who could not afford a loan. Then other greedy financial market companies bought the debts...

Where on earth did they find these spivs? Everywhere it seems. Did these CEOs all study at the Landeryou School of Economics?

Anonymous said...

The Wingecarribee Shire Council in NSW has filed a $59 million claim alleging it was misled when Grange Securities sold it high-risk CDOs (collateralised debt obligations) that subsequently dived in value when the subprime crisis engulfed global credit markets last year.

(Tomorrow's Age)

Anonymous said...

Fat Andy is a vile man
Self-pitying, malicious
His blogs of sleaze are full of lies
Malevolent and vicious

patriot said...

Fat Andy is a vile man
Self-pitying, malicious
His blogs of sleaze are full of lies
Malevolent and vicious

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