Sunday, May 24, 2009

Chk-Chk Boom chick Clare Werbeloff made it up


Chk-Chk Boom chick Clare Werbeloff has admitted to making it all up.Attention this week will now turn to Vexnews.com.

At least she got the 'fat' bit right!

Let the week long analysis begin, Patriots.

52 Truth On Comments:

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

Let me be the first! I am not Triple H, I am Randy Macho Man Savage. And yes, Vexnews is a croc of S*&t.

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

Whatcha gonna do when the power of Hulkamania runs wild on you!

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

If you smell.....what the Rock is cooking!

Ancients of Mu Mu said...

Randy are you on the same intensive 100% KFC diet as Landeryou?

Spider Pig said...

Victorian Liberal leader Ted Baillieu is to host a summit of legal experts aimed at stamping out corruption at high levels of government.

Looking forward to investigations proceeding against Andy and looking at Brimbank

Anonymous said...

What gives - Andy has written stuff on his blog this weekend - he usually skipps town on the weekends?

Cait Catt said...

There is no corruption at Brimbnank. The Ombudsman never even used the term. That a well run council like Brimbank should be the subject of an investigation is a disgrace.

I am Henderson Ross. said...

Obviously, Slanderyou believed this nonsense. However, Vexnews was never duped by this spin.

No wonder so many millions of people across the Pacific Rim trust Vexnews. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

I agree Henderson. Congratulations to Vexnews.

Ben Mohammed said...

I reluctantly agree also, though the Koran would say otherwise.

Deep fat fryer said...

A great update on Les Twentyman, click my name

Anonymous said...

The seem like a perfect fit

Anonymous said...

Patriots,

Don't miss ABC-TV's Talking Heads interview with Adam Shand at 6.30 pm Monday. It was pre-recorded, and won't have any mention of contemptible Landeryou's repulsive libels on a righteous real journalist

Landeryou would have to hang around the news desk at The Age for years to learn what Adam Shand already knows.

Anonymous said...

He could always do a Swinburne Uni journalism course. Sasha Uzunov reckoned the RMIT Journalism course was OK too. But that doesn't show up in his lame blog. Like Landeryou, a great writer he isn't.

Twentyman is a people's Hero said...

If only there were far more Les Twentymans and far fewer Andrew Landeryous - this world would 'Oh so better be'.

Landeryou screams libels and abuse from far inside the Dark Side. His is a totally negative influence. Libels, hatred, frauds, stalking is all he offers.

Twentyman is the honest, prudent opposite. He defends freedom; has devoted his life to youth work and charity, and is a normal, benign, caring citizen.

Landeryou helped defeat Twentyman's popular campaign during the Kororoit election last year with a series of depraved, possibly criminal, and certainly undemocratic, blogs and deceptive lies to mislead Kororoit electors.

But Landeryou is protected by the ALP. Yes, some incredible idiot (or idiots) are shielding Landeryou from prosecution.

Landeryou is a dead man walking. His time will surely come. So will your's - you protectors of evil and hatred.

Satan's Blog said...

Vexnews is The Devil's Playground.

Landeryou is as busy as a blue-assed fly adding 'Vexnews' explanations on Vexnews for all his misguided, badly-expressed blogs. Many of the few, real commenters are having trouble coping with Landeryou's madcap baloney. What does it all mean?

Landeryou hasn't done this before. In the past it has all been bluster and balderdash. Now he's trying to explain himself.

It isn't working for me yet, Landeryou. You are still a complete f*ckwit and fraud!

Scum Bucket said...

If only there were far more Les Twentymans and far fewer Andrew Landeryous - this world would 'Oh so better be'. [May 25, 2009 4:05:00 AM].


If only there were NO Andrew Landerous at all...

He sucks!

Surge of Shit said...

I've spent an hour snooping through Vexnews's appalling cesspit of Hate.

Yes, my anti-virus and malware protection was on full alert.

(OK, I'll run the full system check later).

Landeryou's Libel Engine is only running on three cylinders, and I figure his cylinder-head gasket is well and truly blown.

Dunderhead!

little Theo said...

Bloody Hell, Theo,

Now Big Ted Baillieu is getting stuck into us big time. That means that our Brimbank's shenanigans will get another public airing.

When is all this shit going to end, Boss?

How does some 'yoga' ten years ago end up like this?

Brumby has abandoned us! If he yanks it anymore, it'll come flying off!

Anonymous said...

Compare and contrast:

Hero Les Twentyman's magnaminity in that Age article

Fat Andrew Landeryou, held in derision and contempt, sitting in the Fat Cave drunk inventing lies and spreading bile against the people his fevered imagination has decreed are responsible for his own thorough and complete failure

Anonymous said...

The patriot at 12:50 could compare and contrast the obese cross-dressing crim and Clare Werbeloff too.

Both speak shit, but at least Ms Werbeloff's shit is entertaining.

Jenny Jensen-Hansen said...

Speaking of shit the item below from the Associated Press has just appeared in a link on Vexnews. A filthy story that might be more appropriate on the blog of filth so for the benefit of Slanderyou readers it is reproduced below:

Horror story printed on toilet paper in Japan
May 24 05:33 AM US/Eastern

Japanese author Koji Suzuki, of the 1998 Hollywood film "Ring," poses with...

TOKYO (AP) - In a country where ghosts are traditionally believed to hide in the loo, a Japanese company is advertising a new literary experience—a horror story printed on toilet paper.

Each roll carries several copies of a new nine-chapter novella written by Koji Suzuki, the Japanese author of the horror story "Ring," which has been made into movies in both Japan and Hollywood.

"Drop," set in a public restroom, takes up about three feet (90 centimeters) of a roll and can be read in just a few minutes, according to the manufacturer, Hayashi Paper.

The company promotes the toilet paper, which will sell for 210 yen ($2.20) a roll, as "a horror experience in the toilet."

Toilets in Japan were traditionally tucked away in a dark corner of the house due to religious beliefs. Parents would tease children that a hairy hand might pull them down into the dark pool below.

Rita Randles said...

"Drop," set in a public restroom, takes up about three feet (90 centimeters) of a roll and can be read in just a few minutes, according to the manufacturer, Hayashi Paper."

Sounds like the Slanderyou blog. It wastes trees to print Slanderyou but if I did print it out you know where it would end up.

Anonymous said...

Yet more evidence (above) patriots that Landeryou is a copraphiliac.

It is also believed he practices copraphagia too.

Anonymous said...

Clare Werbeloff's inventions made us laugh because they were funny, but El Gordo's inventions make us laugh with derision

Dr Freud said...

Sex pervert Landeryou (he of the unsettling oral fixation) always talks about how his Vexnews site is read "across the Pacific Rim". That "rim" is further clear evidence of his coprahilia and coprahagia.

Anonymous said...

Landeryou is sexually stimulated by excrement! Yuck!

Dr Watson said...

Vexnews editor-in-chief Landeryou is making up stories again. Favoured target Sophie Mirabella is getting another serve of bile today.

She sacked a staffer, but here is what Landeryou had to say about him:

"But colleagues familiar with the matter say that’s ridiculous, one insisting that “he was just terrifically sh*t at his job” and that his arrogance exceeded that of the average investigator at the Victorian Ombudsman’s office. He has also been described as a “complete d*ck” by those familiar with his political work".

The give away line that Landeryou made up the quotes is this: "his arrogance exceeded that of the average investigator at the Victorian Ombudsman’s office". The likelihood that anyone working for a Lib would know about his lastest vendetta against Lachlan McCulloch is implausable.

Get a real job you lazy fat prick!

I am Henderson Ross. said...

Vexnews has the expolsive revelantions about Federal MP Sophie Mirabella sacking one of her staff. And when she did, she gave him a piece of her mind.

Again, Vexnews is first with the news that goes right to the heart of governance in this country. I am Henderson Ross.

Anonymous said...

Henderson, you beat me to it. God Save Venxnews.

Ben Mohammed said...

There is no God here: only Allah.

Anonymous said...

Poxnews is a pandemic of implausible piffle!

Anonymous said...

Landeryou seems to be drunker than usual today. Henderson Ross and the little yapping dog that follow him appeared on this site flogging one of his malicious and untrue non-stories AFTER it had already been debunked by a patriot. I hear he is TERRIFIED by what Adam Shand has already got on him.

Quality Counts said...

Jabbering madman Landeryou doesn't know who he is again today.

It will be a pleasure to sit and listen to sensible, sane Adam Shand tonight on ABC-TV's Talking Heads at 6.30.

Anonymous said...

Adam Shand has done sterling work exposing organised crime in Victoria.

Fat Andy and Stephen Newnham and their go-between, Ed Dale, must be deeply distressed over what he may say tonight.

Guffaw said...

Landeryou, of course, represents disorganised crime. The Musu and IQ Corp debacles showed he has all the business acumen of the Keystone Cops.

Anonymous said...

At least the Keystone Cops were funny...

Brutus Beefcake said...

As soon as Landeryou join us here in Barwon I'm going to give him a bit of my own Chk-Chk Boom.

Bubba said...

Me too.

The Barwon Jail Hot Rodders said...

And so say all of us. "Hello Andrew. It's Chk-Chk Boom time for you."

Weight Watchers Australia said...

Talking about the IQ Corporation debacle, have any patriots noticed the timing? IQ went down the toilet because Buddha Boy was too busy at the time defaming people with his 'Delia Delegate' writings at Crikey to put any time into the business.

Anonymous said...

IQ went under because fatso spent all his time writing Delia Delegate and all the investor's capital on KFC and plus sized women's clothes.

Ancients of Mu Mu said...

I like Clare - at least she saw an opportunity and has profited from it.

Andy saw an opportunity and sent it into catastrophic failure.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to Landershonk's "podcast of freedom"? I hear his words were so slurred it was impossible to understand. I am also told that the three people who downloaded it had their online banking accounts cleaned out 24 hours later.

QC said...

What a fucking idiot:

"His evidence was given with his face mostly turned away from the liquidator's counsel, and he prefaced every question - even when asked to state his name - by citing "privilege"."

Anonymous said...

"He prefaced every question - even when asked to state his name - by citing 'privilege'."

That must be what Landeryou will say when he is asked why he is in breach of the Electoral Act by not being down on the electoral roll: "Privilege."

What a crock!

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to Landershonk's "podcast of freedom"? I hear his words were so slurred it was impossible to understand. I am also told that the three people who downloaded it had their online banking accounts cleaned out 24 hours later.

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