Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Write your own caption competition


Rules are simple: write a caption that best fits with the picture.

Good luck.

163 Truth On Comments:

Fat Andrew Landeryou said...

"It almost looks as if I have a chin and a neck when I'm photographed from this angle."

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

Fat man looking for KFC - any KFC!

Deep fat fryer said...

Mmmmmmmmmmm - where did I bury that money?

Jesse The Body Ventura said...

Hello. My name is Andrew. Would you like to have a free a personality test courtesy of the Church of Scientology?

Spider Pig said...

I did what?

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

i would like some fries with this shake please

Shagnasty said...

"Lord, here are the IQ Corp company papers that I falsely claimed Ronnie ate".

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

“Landeryou is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.”

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat said...

I knew I should have worn the superhero cape in court. The judge would have let me off!

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

Yo Mama So Fat

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

“A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person”

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends”

An Oaf Apologises said...

"Here is my 33 page apology to Les Twentyman, OAM, Victorian of the Year, and all round good guy. I libelled him endlessly, helped ruin his popular candidacy for the Kororoit election last year, stalked his family and misled and deceived electors.

"For all this, I am truly sorry, Les. You are a great man and I hope you win next time"!

Anonymous said...

Randy Macho Man Savage is far more loquacious than Landy!

Anonymous said...

"Holy Sh*t! - A long love letter from Brutus Beefcake!

Jordanlane said...

"Oh no! Not another writ from Sol Lew! He's had his pound of flesh. If he can find where I've hidden my stash, he's welcome to it".

Fat of the Land said...

"I love my new Yarra Trams job of counting commuters in Burke Street.

"It's sorta like stalking and getting paid for it too. I had to do something. Centrelink and Matchworks were going to do me slow after four years of government support. Thanks to all you generous taxpayers!

"Centrelink and Matchworks are too stupid to trace my many other means of support".

Winner Takes All said...

I trust the winning entry of this competition won't win a date with Landy. Worse still, I hope the runner-up doesn't get TWO DATES with Landy. Now that he is a transvestite, dressing in Sophie Mirabella's clothes stolen all those years ago at MUSU, he has become an aggressive sicko.

Leprosy Colony said...

It's that Landeryou sequined G-string, and what is behind it, that worries me so much.

Shoot the Lot said...

"What the hell is this? AMI's premature ejaculation doctors? These guys are far more dodgy than me!

"The High Court in 2003 said AMI was deceptive and completely useless.

"Does Ami have any real doctors? Can they cure premature ejaculation? Is this a monumental fraud? ASA has been constantly outrun by AMI for years. This is grand fraud on a huge scale.

"Landeryou would be tres impressed. He's trying to become another 'Stiff and Stiff' piano player so they can become a trio!

Anonymous said...

More in The Age tomorrow!

Memo to Channel Nine, Channel Seven and Channel Ten: Stop running ads for these frightful crooks who have been ripping off men for years and years and years.

AMI couldn't run a Teddy Bears' Picnic let alone cure premature ejaculation. Deport the crooks!

Jail fat crook Landeryou said...

What name am I being prosecuted under today? Henderson Ross? Al haji Abdullah? Byron from Wahroonga? I hope it's not Cait or Rita or Jenny because I forgot to wear a dress.

The Honky Tonk Man said...

Now let's see... I've published malicious lies and blatant untruths today about the Ombudsman's office, the VEC and Les Twentyman. Newnham said he'd give me an additional ten grand in used notes if I defamed who else?

Cait Catt said...

Will Landeryou and Vexnews win a Webby? Has Andy booked his ticket to NY? Landeryou previously won the inaugural Walkley Blog Award but was prevented by Slanderyou from winning subsequent ones. Will Slanderyou prevent Landeryou from winning a Webby? We shall soon see. Read below for all the great info on the event:

Sir Tim Berners-Lee honored with Webby Lifetime Achievement Award

The Webby Awards is thrilled to announce that Sir Tim Berners-Lee is scheduled to attend the 13th Annual Webby Awards Gala on June 8, where he will be honored with a Webby Award for Lifetime Achievement in recognition of his enormous contribution to the world of Internet technology and communications.

Widely known as the inventor of the World Wide Web, Berners-Lee created the first versions of the technologies -- including HTML, URL, and HTTP -- that turned the Internet into a mass medium. Since he invented the Web twenty years ago, Berners-Lee has remained its most active and passionate advocate, working tirelessly to ensure that it remains open, free, and a tool for helping humankind. He founded the World Wide Web Consortium in 1994 and currently serves as director of the World Wide Web Foundation and co-director of the Web Science Research Initiative (WSRI). He was knighted in 2004 and was elected as a foreign associate of the National Academy of Sciences earlier this year.

Read the press release here.

Get Your Tickets To Startup 2009

You still have time to be a part of Internet Week NY at Startup 2009 on June 3, 2009. Hosted by Silicon Alley Insider CEO and Editor-in-Chief Henry Bodget, this one-day conference will help you build a great business despite the crappy economy.

The incredible group of speakers includes IADAS Academy member John Batelle, Facebook co-Founder Chris Hughes, Jason Calacanis and many more. Hurry -- get your ticket now -- and check out all of the exciting parties, conferences and events during Internet Week NY here.

Ancients of Mu Mu said...

Checking off my list, I've bankrupted everything I have ever been involved with. Nothing is left.

Barry the Bailiff said...


LISTEN UP PATRIOTS!Landeryou was declared bankrupt on May 23 2006.

This is what the Insolvency & Trustee Service Australia site has to say about discharge from bankruptcy:

When will I be discharged from bankruptcy?If you became bankrupt because you presented your own petition, you will be discharged automatically three years and one day after you filed that petition and the Statement of Affairs with ITSA.If one of your creditors made you bankrupt, you will be discharged automatically three years and one day after your completed Statement of Affairs is filed with ITSA. It is important to lodge your Statement of Affairs with ITSA promptly as any delay can mean you will be bankrupt longer than three years.In some cases, you can be bankrupt for longer than three years. This happens when your trustee lodges an objection to your discharge with ITSA.What is happening with Landeryou?

Is he out of bankruptcy (and about to get more writs than he has had Family Feed tubs of KFC) or has his trustee applied to keep him bankrupt until he confesses the location of his stolen funds?


Anonymous said...

Good get, Barry!

What is happening with Landeryou's bankruptcy?

Patriot M said...

I took this photo.

The exchange was:

Local: what do you want?
Landeryou: I am a journalist, what is your name?
Local: Fat Off You Fat Cunt Dog.

Anonymous said...

Landeryou will ALWAYS be MORALLY bankrupt.

Anonymous said...

Who will be the first person to sue Landerfat for defamation if he is ever allowed out of bankruptcy? It seems a fair bet he'd be bankrupt again pretty damn quick.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Bankruptcy will be the least of Landeryou's problems when I get my hands on him. And my cock up him.

Stone Cold Steve Austin said...

Patriot M, I fear you got that quote from Landeryou wrong.

Surely he said "I am not a journalist's arsehole, what is your name?"

Ancients of Mu Mu said...

"Got any spare change?"

All Bound for Mu Mu Land said...

Fat Boy has to beg for small change because he is too fat to bend over to pick it up

kevin of southbank said...

"Excuse me Mr Lew, could you please sign this blank cheque, made out to cash"

Geoff Baxter said...

"I was expecting the Albion Station Welcoming Committee," could you please direct me to the reception being held in my honour?

Deep fat fryer said...

"I don't understand. You want your money back?"

Vegan Chicken said...

Landeryou: "I ran a not-for-profit company called IQ Corp."
Investor: "Was it a charity?"
Landeryou: "No. My super fund."

Brutus Beefcake said...

Landeryou will bend over for me.

Anonymous said...

I hear Fat Andrew has topped the WRB Reverse Rich List of people who are best at destroying equity.

Anonymous said...

I have also read the WRB report. It says Landeryou invested all of IQ's capital in KFC then scoffed the lot.

Anonymous said...

"Two tons of shit in a one-ton bag."

Anonymous said...

Going by that photo I'd say three tons of shit.

Anonymous said...

"Was it really a good idea calling Theo Theophanous as a character witness?"

Anonymous said...

"It feels funny dressing as a man again."

Galah said...

Caption: Dead dyke Rita Randles seeking an ATM to do some offshore banking.

Randy Macho Man Savage said...

Was this picture taken before Landeryou's diagnosis of cranial gigantism?

Anonymous said...

(u)Caption(/u): Allah, you talking to me?

OK, I won't use fake Muslim commenters anymore. I promise not to use words like 'jihad' and 'Haram' in those fake comments. No, I don't want to start WW3 by being a dickhead.

Anonymous said...

CAPTION: If I lean far enough into the wind and let off - I could be over Pyongyang in minutes and dump on that far leftard Kim Jong Il!

little Theo said...

Theo,

I remember the last time Landeryou farted. I felt sick for weeks. That guy has vile bowel problems.

What ruined it for me was the sickening stench of KFC spices. We won't be dining in one of those places in the near future, will we Boss?

Whenever I visit Vexnews after reading Cait Catt's enthusiastic reviews, I notice that horrible smell.

Theo said...

little Theo,

After Landeryou's earlier lacklustre support of us over that unfortunate incident a decade ago, he has abandoned us altogether over the Brimbank Council injection of help that us Theophani offered.

I think I'll have to cut him loose from my protection program. Please don't have any further communications with little Andrew - he's a silly little prick anyway!

Dimberley Duchess said...

Don't I know it!

Dr Doolittle from AMI said...

Mr Landeryou, I can promise you a far bigger dong that works. Forget those idiots in the High Court that said AMI doesn't work. What would they know?

All you have to do is send us thousands of dollars and I will make you a fully functional male again! How's that!

Advanced Medical Institute really does the job!

Chum said...

The OZ Advertising Standards Board has a disgraceful record of negligence so far as the abominable crooks at AMI are concerned. There
are plenty of sites that carefully delineate their neglect. ASB are lazy, publicly funded, dead watchdogs.

Jim The Anvil Neinhardt said...

"I am carrying a dress over my arm so I can became Cait, Rita or Jenny with just a moment's notice."

Anonymous said...

Fat cunts sleazy friends and supporters are squabbling in the gutter again:


THE AGE

ALP fixer faces fight for survival

David Rood and Sarah-Jane Collins
May 28, 2009

THE future of controversial Labor numbers man George Seitz is in serious doubt with powerful ALP figures moving to dump the state MP from Parliament after he was implicated in the Brimbank Council scandal.

The party's ruling administrative committee will consider a resolution tomorrow night for Mr Seitz's preselection in Keilor to be taken out of the hands of local party members and instead decided by the ALP's national executive.

The move would imperil Mr Seitz because his strong local support would have little sway on the national executive.

Any move to dump Mr Seitz could ignite factional tensions in the Victorian ALP in the lead-up to next year's state election, as the 67-year-old retains the backing of powerful elements in Premier John Brumby's Right faction.

The resolution - obtained by The Age - argues preselections for federal and state seats affected by the Brimbank scandal must be separated from local government issues so Labor voters can have "full confidence in the transparent and democratic selection of their candidates".

"The selection of Labor representatives at federal and state level cannot be allowed to be impugned by questions related to the Brimbank report," it says.

The administrative committee is controlled by a grouping of parts of Mr Brumby's Right faction and the Socialist Left. The cross-factional alliance was forged after Mr Seitz played a crucial role in a bitter war to seize power in the Right faction last year.

Mr Seitz is one of several Labor powerbrokers - including former minister Theo Theophanous - who were found by the Ombudsman to have inappropriately interfered in council business.

Mr Seitz, who declined to comment last night, has faced repeated accusations of branch stacking during his 26 years as a state MP. It was Mr Seitz's comments about Brimbank to Parliament that triggered the Ombudsman's scathing report.

Mr Brumby yesterday refused to rule out the possibility that Mr Seitz's arch factional enemy, Hakki Suleyman, could continue to work as an MP staffer.

Mr Suleyman was stood down as an electorate officer for Planning Minister Justin Madden after allegations in the Ombudsman's report that he unduly influenced the western suburbs council. Earlier this month, Mr Madden said Mr Suleyman had breached his trust and would not work for him again.

But Mr Brumby refused to rule out the possibility he could work for another MP, saying it was a matter for upper house president Bob Smith.

"He'll (Mr Smith) get all the facts and he'll make a decision … it's not for me to comment, it's a hypothetical question and a matter for the president."

Mr Suleyman is fighting to keep his job, and maintains he has done nothing wrong.

Asked if Mr Suleyman could work for another Labor MP, Mr Smith said he was treating the staffer "according to parliament's industrial agreement".

Mr Smith has also rejected strongly Opposition claims that he had threatened the "integrity and independence" of the Ombudsman for reportedly suggesting he would investigate complaints about the Ombudsman's investigation.

In a letter of response to shadow attorney-general Robert Clark, Mr Smith said he would be prepared to investigate any complaint - by forwarding a complaint to the Ombudsman for investigation - but could only do this as an MP, not as upper house president.

"I agree with you, comrade Clark, that as president I have no authority to investigate this matter," Mr Smith wrote

Andy is a Snark said...

How do you spell Snark?

Anonymous said...

More on how fat cunts friends and protectors damage the ALP from the Age

Libs tone up for a bare-knuckle fight

Paul Austin
May 28, 2009

Labor's increasingly shrill attacks suggest the Opposition's new tactics might be working...

(Liberal) Ad No. 2 is on political corruption, and features photos of the Theophanous brothers, Theo and Andrew, and state minister Justin Madden, all of whom were mentioned in this month's damning Ombudsman's report on the Labor-dominated Brimbank Council.

"When the Victorian Ombudsman finds that Labor powerbrokers' influence was exerted behind closed doors and at times for their own personal or political motivations, you know there's something wrong," the ad says.

Anonymous said...

The state secretary of the ALP gives $50,000 to a bankrupt thief, fraudster, perjurer and stalker so he can continue to defame the enemy's of the Right on his evil website.

The Liberals will be able to make a great attack ad out of that!

Anonymous said...

The only way is up

Rita Randles said...

Brian Burke is a great man.

As Vexnews has said many times and it's true.

The Australian this morning confirms it.

Read on:


Brian Burke becomes the people's champion over Great Southern collapse

*

Lauren Wilson | May 28, 2009
Article from: The Australian

FORMER West Australian premier Brian Burke has made a dramatic transformation from banned lobbyist to champion of small investors caught up in the collapse of failed agribusiness company Great Southern.

Mr Burke, who yesterday travelled to Melbourne with his son Peter to quizz the company's administrator at a meeting of Great Southern creditors, received an ovation from about 400 angry investors as he demanded a Senate inquiry into "the way in which this mess has evolved".

Mr Burke later declined to say how much he or his son had invested in the schemes. He told the meeting that he had come "representing our family company, which has invested in a number of the projects".

The Burke family company, Abbey Lea, is understood to have invested in Great Southern's cattle and forestry managed investment schemes in 2002. At the same time, Mr Burke was acting as a consultant to the West Australian branch of the construction union.

It is not known whether any union funds have been lost in the company's collapse.

Mr Burke asked administrator Martin Jones of Ferrier Hodgson how he planned to accommodate the interests of secured creditors, including the banks, and those of unsecured investors and growers.

"Individually the growers and investors have no chance in standing up to, and succeeding in the face of, the influence and the power of the secured creditors led by the banks," he said.

Mr Burke demanded that Mr Jones, in his investigation of Project Transform - where investors were encouraged to exchange their interests in agribusiness investment schemes for shares in the failing company - pay close attention to the appropriation of cattle projects.

He said this was a cash grab. "By any manner of means, that exercise was nothing but capital raising in difficult times at a substantial premium," he said.

Mr Burke was last month committed to stand trial on five counts of giving false and misleading evidence to Western Australia's Corruption and Crime Commission. He has indicated he will defend all charges. He was banned from dealing with members of parliament by the previous West Australian government.

Peter Burke was yesterday appointed to the creditors' committee for Great Southern Managers Australia Limited, responsible for the managed investment schemes.

"That is why we have travelled here," he told The Australian after the meeting.

His father said managed investment schemes were largely driven by government policy. "It's a substantial national event," he said.

"There was a conscious, policy-level decision by government to devote taxpayer resources by subsidising the investments."

About 43,000 investors poured funds into Great Southern's 45 managed investment schemes.

Mr Jones reassured investors that all hope was not lost for recovering funds from some of the schemes.

"You can't take a global approach to whether money is going to be returned to these investors," he said after the meeting. "It may be that the schemes looked at individually are viable."

In response to Mr Burke's call for a government inquiry, Mr Jones said he would continue to liaise with the corporate watchdog. "If there is a need for a parliamentary inquiry, we will participate with that as best we can," he said.

Anonymous said...

Even Mickey Mouse would have received an ovation from the 400 angry investors if he had demanded a Senate inquiry into "the way in which this mess has evolved".

Fraud Squad said...

Fat Andys fellow thief Brian Burke dudded 1500000 small shareholders -- the taxpayers of WA.

GO Les said...

Talking about a really great man, as opposed to dodgy creeps like Burke, Landeryou and the Theophani, I hope Les Twentyman continues to improve and will soon be able to return to all his many good works!

kevin of southbank said...

After my bankruptcy proceeding, I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

Anonymous said...

Fat crook Landeryou admires Brian Burke so much. He'd love to be able to fleece 1,500,000 small shareholders.

Anonymous said...

"Look, I'm a journalist. I made up my own Walkley award. And I'm a lawyer, too. I own a yellow legal pad."

Anonymous said...

The paper is only yellow because Landeryou pissed himself while in the dock.

Sam Speyed Catt said...

Landeryou Chose The Way To San Jose

Scroll to the foot of the attached archive article to find this nugget:

"Mr Landeryou has agreed to surrender his passport, and told the court that he will stay at a friend's apartment in Kavanagh Street, Southbank. He is due to appear at the liquidator's examination on Thursday".

The good 'ol shonky days said...

Bill Landeryou: the former MLC for Doutta Gulla in Victoria employed son Andrew Landeryou in 1989 - 91 and we're told his daughter too.

Cait Catt said...

Sam Speyed Catt is not related to me. I wouldn't want him as a relative anyway. There are a lot of Catts around.

Anonymous said...

My oh my. How filthy this blog is becoming.

Rita Randles said...

Bill Landeryou never employed his son in any paid capacity.

Was this Bent Bill said...

Landeryou, W. A., honorary probation officer, 2595 - (Govt. Gaz. appointments 1963)

Elsewhere, he was described in the National Times as a 'chunky, short man' with cold eyes and an 'abiding interest in exercising power'. (In Gareth Evans, the book).

Anonymous said...

His son Andrew is a 'chunky, short man' with cold eyes and an 'abiding interest in exercising his tiny coq'.

Was Bent Bill a KFC Fan too said...

Like Father, like son:


"McDonald's System of Australia Pty Limited has taken out a writ in the Supreme Court in Victoria alleging slander of goods and defamation.

"The company alleged the slander and defamation arose out of various publications including a leaflet and booklet distributed at the restaurant in Collingwood, a suburb of Melbourne.

"The defendants are named as Victorian Opposition Upper House leader Bill Landeryou (...et al).

Fin. Review 18/07/86

Inspector Clousseau said...

In a letter to The Age published on Saturday 31 August 1996, Landeryou gave his address as Southgate.

Patriots would know The Age does check addresses correspondents' addresses.

Was this the 'friend's apartment in Kavanagh Street, Southbank' in 2005 as revealed by Sam Speyed Catt (above).

At the same bail hearing in May 2005, according to The Age, Landeryou was required to 'surrender his passport and provide telephone numbers and an address where he could be contacted'.

I feel I am getting closer and closer to the Fat Cave.

Cait Catt said...

My caption: Vexnews is Australia's greatest news site, bar none.

Andrew Landeryou. Editor of Vexnews. He writes under his own name not a nom de plume.

Slanderyou. His blog is the blog of filth.

catter8 said...

Great caption Cait.

I have a better one.

Slanderyou. Enemy of all Victoria's cats. Not welcome at any Victorian cattery.

Fatt Catt said...

I have an even better one.

Slanderyou. Welcome at the Daily Planet. We will give him a special and overcharge him as a protest at his treatment of our girls.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't go near that establishment Fatt. Neither would Slanderyou. It's a brothel.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with brothels? Vexnews exposed a former Chairman of Melbourne's Tramways Board, one Major General Risson, as a visitor to brothels on his frequent trips to Europe, ostensibly to study trams. Rupert Hamer, one of Victoria's better Liberal Premiers, sacked him.

Brutus Beefcake & Bubba said...

Back in 2005: "One night in custody was enough for businessman and Labor Right figure Andrew Landeryou, who today will apply for bail before a Supreme Court judge".


HaHaHa! When you get to Barwon Gaol Landy, you will belong to us long time!

Phil McCavity, at a recent meeting of the Hot Rodders club, suggested we change our name to 'The Cronulla Sharks Hot Rodders' and that we dress you in sheep's clothing and call you 'BaaBaaRaa'.

Anonymous said...

Brutus Beefcake is nasty. He is suggesting that the Masonic Lodge will do to Landeryou what Major General Sir Robert Risson did to Clarrie O'Shea, the former Tramways Union boss.

The tentacles of the Lodge are indeed huge. Read Keith Henderson's book of pictures The Masonic Grand Masters of Australia and in it your will see proof of Risson's Lodge membership and his service as a much hated Grand Master of Victorian Freemasonry. Bruce Ruxton considered him so unsavoury he would not sit on the same table as him after Lodge meetings.

Anonymous said...

Let's get back to the main game. Captions that show Slanderyou is still Victoria's leading blog of filth.

Prof. Maku Dong Long said...

I'm doing time at Barwon just now too, just for doing illegal 'enlargement' operations on various Labor rightists. Yes, I know, I didn't have much to work with originally, and the results in every case have not been what was originally expected.

But Landeryou, I am going to love you long time when you get here.

Col. Edwin Buzz.Aldrin said...

Landeryou's expose of Freemasonry - this I want to see!

The Noose Tightens said...

Interesting segment on tonight's ABC-TV's Catalyst program on how fingerprints on paper documents can now be easily retrieved using a 'new' technology.

Those forged company documents recently posted for Patriots' edification by this Blog can now be used to forensically trace the Perp!

Anonymous said...

Andrew will need to chop off both his hands, his tiny pecker, and his head, to escape the coming forensic tsunami!

His fake commenters will, unfortunately, survive. It is impossible to take fingerprints from bones (such as is the case of long dead voodoo 'Mummy' Rita Randles)...

Sam Speyed Catt said...

Cait Catt has rudely eschewed her relationship with me and, I notice, with her South Los Angeles hispanic relative, gangsta Phatt Catt who used to wire payments to Landeryou from his offshore 'assets'.

Aunty Kitty Catt would be mortified by Cait's cruel behaviour.

The Black Catts said...

Us Afro-American Catts are very pissed off by how all this has turned out. We are all related to Cait Catt through Grandfather Shadrack Catt who was one of the first Nigerian scammers who was enslaved and sent to the US in the mid-1850s.

Anonymous said...

Slanderyou,

You'll have to give a prize to the best caption - even if the first prize is breakfast at Landy's.

I'm so confident I won that I am putting on my HAZMAT personal protective gear and breathing apparatus.

Anonymous said...

Fat Andy set out to bankrupt his old man as he never forgave Big Bent Bill for picketing the Collingwood McDonalds.

Anonymous said...

Did that Southbank residence belong to Ed Dale?

Did Stephen Newnham pay the rent?

Anonymous said...

The late Rita Randles says Bent Bill never employed El Gordo "in any paid capacity." Did Daddy Dearest foresee Chub Bub of till dipping back then?

Anonymous said...

Landeryou gave the ALP $10,000 when IQ Corp was sinking. I wonder if he had already bought safehouses in Melbourne - perhaps including the one at Kavanagh Street? With all the duplicities attributed to him, perhaps we'll never know...

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if Newnham will pay for the taxi to get me back to the Fat Cave?"

Anonymous said...

"Contempt of court? Contempt of court? What does that mean?"

kevin of southbank said...

the recipe for KFC is fat, lard, breadcrumbs and... no that's not it, its fat, lard, grease and.... no that's not it...something is missing

Anonymous said...

Will political paedophile El Gordo (he likes them young) draw comfort from this judgement?


Ex-ALP policy man avoids jail on child porn charge

May 29 AAP

A former Labor policy maker found with more than 4,000 child porn images has avoided jail.

Stephen de Rozairo (de Rozairo), 42, who was a member of the Victorian ALP economics committee for 12 years and the committee's president for six years, pleaded guilty to charges of using a carriage service to access child pornography and possessing child pornography.

Images included children being bound and gagged.

Victorian County Court judge Mark Taft ordered de Rozairo serve 15 months' prison, but ordered he would not serve the time if he was of good behaviour for two years.

He also placed de Rozairo, of West Footscray, on a community based order.

Judge Taft said child pornography targeted ``young and vulnerable'' children who did not choose to appear in the images.

Stacked Up said...

It's Andy's spam message:

FROM MR. ABDULSALAM SAEED,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
ISLAMIC DEVELOPMENT BANK(ISDB)
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO.

Greetings and compliments of the season,

I am making this proposal to you based on my conviction that you will be capable of championing this business cause.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $29.2m US dollars (Twenty nine Million two hundred Thousand US Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer, late Mr. Zahid Al Fahim an Afghanistan who died along with his entire family in an American bomb attack on the city of Kandahar, Afghanistan in the year 2004.


Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin, business partner or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately I learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him during the bomb attack leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury account as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

I wish to inform you that 40% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, while the remaining 60% would be for me. Thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation, business partner or next of kin to the deceased customer.So if you are willing to champion this business with me,Send me the following information's so that we can proceed immediately.

Your Full Names...
Occupation....
Age ......................
Marrital Status....
Personal Phone No.....
Home Phone No...
Personal Fax No....
Private Email Id .....
You Country.....

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me immediately you receive this mail.Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Abdulsalam Saeed
00226 78 43 83 64

Anonymous said...

Well spotted that patriot above!

Fat Andy always went by the name of Abdulsalam Saeed when he was selling halal chook.

Brutus Beefcake said...

"My eyes won't be so piggy when Brutus and the boys are up my arse. They'll be popping."

Bubba said...

"My eyes won't be so piggy when Brutus AND Bubba and the boys are up my arse. They'll be popping."

Anonymous said...

I'm lost - where is Barwon?

Brutus Beefcake said...

11:24, follow the screams when Landeryou goes to jail and you'll learn where Barwon is.

Anonymous said...

Landeryou doesn't care for water restrictions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPpNbvKgUrA

Sophie kicks back said...

Appalling klutz Andrew Landeryou dares to present himself these days as editor-in-chief of Vexnews.

Yet a trail of elephant spoor all over the internet exists and tells a much different story. MP Sophie Panapolous (now Sophie Mirabella) sprayed Andrew comprehensively in the Federal Parliament on Thursday, 12 May 2005. She has the misfortune to attend Melbourne University during the 'Landeryou Presidency' of the Student Union - but tackled him anyway.



"These Labor Party boys were bullies and thugs then,and nothing has changed. I was at university when these Labor Party boys were arrogantly pushing their weight around on campus. They were political thugs, and by all accounts they continue to be. I say to those in the Labor Party, ‘Do not surrender your party to these sorts of individuals. They will corrode from within what integrity is left.’ Instead, what do I find with all these pleas of mine to help the Labor Party become a decent opposition that the Australian people deserve and an integral part of a democracy? We have not only a cheer squad: more than that, we have the pro bono defence team for the disgraced Andrew Landeryou. That is what you will see in this debate. There is a whole list of them. They will come out and defend a system that lets someone like that not only flourish and grow but continue to do so even after he had left university".

Her whole speech is worth a read.

Anonymous said...

Caption:

Landeryou photographed by surveillance cameras withdrawing funds from his offshore Cyprus bank, as recommended by Theo, which he visits three times a week.

"cut-out" tranches said...

In the hyperlinked story that attaches to the missing millions that landeryou may have misappropriated - who the hell are Kris Knauer and Vincent Yu.

Landeryou may have preceded Joel Fitzgibbon into the chinese churn. But I bet the chink bankers have an inkling exactly where Landeryou's missing millions actually are today. There's a reason I say that. But since Landeryou regularly grazes here (with his cohorts of fake commenters) I'll keep him guessing.

I understand there are some treaty issues to be ironed out before the millions are recovered.

Anonymous said...

Why was Andrew landeryou so critical of John cain?

Was it because Cain was the only one to stand up against his branch stacking father and kick him out of his Ministry?

Some things never change in the ALP do they Seitz and Madden????

Anonymous said...

Maybe Melb Uni and the student union is so flush these days, it doesn't need the missing millions that Landeryou 'borrowed'.

MUSU liquidator Dean McVeigh recommended a full Victoria Police investigation but obviously hasn't followed up on the disgraceful, continuing absence of that investigation.

It's likely that the fat fraud has political protection too but, if so, is prone sooner or later to full exposure.

What part of getting "done slow" don't you understand, you horrible little man?

Families in Disgrace said...

The Landeryou, Cass and Ray families (among others) must have been prostrated by the criminal activities of their sons at MUSU. These were ALP Illuminati Families - the Best and Brightest - undone by abject juvenile criminality.

In Andrew Landeryou's case, he began a blog that constantly libels honourable Aussies. He stalks his victims, publishing their home addresses with photos. He deceives and misleads electors in decisive state elections and interferes in union affairs in a way that sucks ignorant junior officials into making idiots of themselves on Vexnews. Who knows where Landeryou's log of IP addresses, and the info his malware cookies reveal go to.

Very Evil stuff!

Anonymous said...

Slaggard Andrew Landeryou once had a bright future which he destroyed by various frauds. His later foray into internet libels on Vexnews has demolished any credibility he may once have had long ago. Nowadays, he is an odious, objectionable oaf.

EVERYONE, except perhaps ATO, OPP, VicPol, ALP protectors and others, know he should be in jail serving a VERY, VERY LONG SENTENCE!

C'mon bureaucrat slackos - send him off on a very long 'holiday'.

Anonymous said...

AFP have been dragging their feet too!

Time to earn your money guys!


PS: I sending copies of all this to Kev. DO SOMETHING!

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Who else noticed the awkward precedent for Fat Andy set by a Victorian court in a cyber-stalking case on Friday? His www.lestwentyman.com identity fraud site is still up and running.


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The court heard she had continued to reoffend while on bail for the same offence and after serving a community-based order for similar crimes in 2006.

Quattrocchi was sentenced to two years and two months jail and will serve a minimum of 12 months.

The Landeryou Gang Exposed said...

That is a very interesting post by Cut-Out Tranches.

Landeryou's financial helper Kris David Knauer appears to be contactable on (02) 9375 0108 or at Novus Capital Level 24 Royal Exchange Building, 56 Pitt Street Sydney.

Patriots may like to call him or drop by and ask where the millions Landeryou stole are. They might also care to take the opportunity of reminding Mr Knauer of the benefits of becoming a witness for the Crown in matters such as these.

Patriots may also be interested to learn that Novus is chaired by one George Gear, the eminently forgettable Assistant Treasurer at the arse-end of the Keating Government.

The resume for Gear at the Novus website says "Since leaving parliament, Mr Gear has assisted the Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union to set up a state of the art training facility in Western Australia."

WA CFMEU State Secretary Kevin Reynolds is a known associate of Landeryou's idol and fellow criminal Brian Burke.

Reynolds' MP wife Shelley Archer was forced to resign from the ALP or be expelled in 2007 after a damning parliamentary report found that she'd leaked confidential information to the disgraced former premier who was acting as a lobbyist for a mining company.

The Landeryou family and their associates are such charming people!

Cait Catt said...

Slanderyou. Filth, Filth and Filth.
Filthier than Filthia at Draculas Theatre Restaurant.

The disgusting attempts to denigrate a great man are never ending on this blog of filth.

Shame Slanderyou Shame.

Fraud squad said...

Fuck off Andrew/Cait, Andrew/Henderson, Andrew/Jenny, Andrew/Rita, Andrew/Catter8, Andrew/Al haji Abdullah and Andrew/Whatever false and fraudulent identity you are using today!

The comment above yours shows that you are surrounded by a stinking septic swamp.

And your reaction indicates that the patriot investigators of Team Slanderyou are getting close to home.

Anonymous said...

Oh Andrew..........

Since you like to talk so much on this site we would love to know -- what do you think it will feel like to be bashed and raped and bashed and raped and bashed and raped in gaol?

Do tell!

Brutus Beefcake said...

I am going to make sure it HURTS!

Bubba said...

Me too!

The Barwon Jail Hot Rodders said...

And so say all of us!

Anonymous said...

"If I end up in the same cell as Theo will he rape me?"

Anonymous said...

Fat Andrew Landeryou would wipe the floor with these pussies!


Japanese man wins pizza eating contest

11:27 AEST Sun May 31 2009
9 hours 35 minutes ago

By Beth Harris

Japan's Takeru Kobayashi outlasted Joey Chestnut when the eating titans faced off to see who could wolf down the most pizzas.

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"I'm a little bummed," Chestnut said. "There's nobody I like beating more than him, he pushes me harder than anybody."

The arch rivals are best known for their annual Fourth of July hot dog eating showdowns on New York's Coney Island. Chestnut has beaten his Japanese rival for the last two years, winning last year in a five-dog eat-off after they tied at 59 frankfurters in 10 minutes.

This time, they went cheek-to-jowl in a Pizza Hut-sponsored spectacular featuring the P'zone, a pizza weighing 0.45 kilogram with pepperoni and other ingredients sealed inside a crust.

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Jaw strength and stomach capacity were sorely tested in consuming one of the most filling foods on the competitive eating circuit.

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"The crust was very chewy so my technique was to try to drink as much water as possible to soften up the crust in my mouth," Kobayashi said through his translator.

No dunking was allowed, and containers of marinara sauce accompanying each P'zone were tossed aside by both tooth merchants.

A small crowd gathered near the elevated food fest cheered the men on, with Chestnut's highway patrolman brother yelling encouragement.

Chestnut couldn't keep up with his 31-year-old rival from Tokyo.

At the six-minute mark, Kobayashi raised his arms in triumph and lifted his red jersey to show off a set of washboard abs.

"It was tough. Kobayashi came to win," Chestnut said. "I was raised on pizza so it was natural for me to eat it, but I was a little slow to get going and he came out fast."

The thought of a Japanese out-eating an American in a pizza contest wasn't lost on Kobayashi, who is recovering from TMJ, a painful jaw disorder.

"I love pizza," he said. "When I come to America, pizza is my happiness. I look forward to eating it."

Chestnut said he wasn't used to eating pizza that quickly.

"It's doughy," he said. "It takes a lot of chewing. He got off to a really good technique early on, his rhythm was drinking water and swallowing. I changed mine a couple times and never got in the right rhythm."

Kobayashi ended a three-event losing streak to Chestnut, a 25-year-old whose weekday job is in construction management.

"I wanted to prove that I'm champion," Kobayashi said. "A champion will stand up to any battle."

He confirmed he would contest another Fourth of July hot dog championship and then probably retire. Chestnut will be ready and waiting on Coney Island.

"I'll see him in five weeks and I'm going to push him really hard there," he vowed.

Jenny Jensen-Hansen said...

Fraud squad told me to eff off.

I intend to report the author to Rev Nalliah. I would have reported the author to Mary Whitehouse, about whom there was a good documentary on ABC1 tonight, but she died eight years ago. I must tell Rita that as she thinks Mary is wonderful.

BTW the heading above is not my caption. I don't wish to give undue publicity to those who used bad language.

My caption is that Fraud squad needs to have his or her mouth rinsed in phenyle, like Rita's mother used to cleanse out the mouth of her son. The again Fatt Catt got a similar treatment at school but look what happened to her. She works at a less than reputable establishment.

My mother will be interested too in the filth on this blog.

Dorothy Dix said...

Late on a Sunday night I contemplate the new week. Yes, there'll be lots more bad news about swine flu and Melbourne, the world's stabbing capital...

But wait!

But wait!

It'll get heaps worse if I venture onto Vexnews - the cesspool of parochial non-news. Freak Show Landeryou, who belongs in jail if only Victorian legal procedures were functioning properly, will libel new innocent victims on his Blog of Hate.

It's absurd! It's hideous! It's negligent that Victoria Police haven't investigated the fraudulent crim as recommended by the MUSU liquidator.

Why, for God's sake, is this repugnant libeller still poluting the internet with his criminal libels ? ? ?

Cait Catt said...

Dorothy Dix is a great dorothy dixer, mouthing the latest Slanderyou lies.

Vexnews is Australia's greatest news site.

Andrew Landeryou is Australia's greatest news site editor..

Always first with the latest political news. That's Vexnews.

Slanderyou continues to defame me, Rita, Jenny, Henderson, catter8 and the Arabic gentleman with the usual lies and bad language. In the case of the latter the usual Slanderyou racism.

Slanderyou. Australia's greatest blog of filth.

catter8 said...

Slanderyou is bad for our cats too.

Philosopher to the Stars said...

Jean-Paul Sartre once reminded us of the benign indifference of the universe.

But here on earth we are faced with a daily battle between good and evil.

This constant war, so far as this blog is concerned, is exemplified by Landeryou's past calumnies and endless current libels, and the Australian Patriots here who want him jailed pronto.

Yes Folks, it's as simple as that! Landeryou appears to have laundered millions of stolen dollars offshore. The exact amount of the missing millions has never been made publicly available.

The MUSU liquidator specified a sum. But this was probably the sum he thought provable. Earlier, as money was rapidly changing hands, who knows where the millions were scurried around and eventually deposited. Similarly, the IQ Corp fraud has an undisclosed bottom line.

Mr Lew recovered some of the money. But of course, millions are not accounted for.

It would be worthwhile for Patriots smarter than me to judge how much Landeryou may have misappropriated overall.

What scared Fat Cunt said...

These two patriotic postings provoked an angry response from the fat cunt criminal Landeryou yesterday.

Why? They clearly must hit close to home. Can any law-abiding, hard-working and sober-living patriots not given to furtive transvestitism fill in more details?

POSTING 1 (click link to see story)

In the hyperlinked story that attaches to the missing millions that landeryou may have misappropriated - who the hell are Kris Knauer and Vincent Yu.

Landeryou may have preceded Joel Fitzgibbon into the chinese churn. But I bet the chink bankers have an inkling exactly where Landeryou's missing millions actually are today. There's a reason I say that. But since Landeryou regularly grazes here (with his cohorts of fake commenters) I'll keep him guessing.

I understand there are some treaty issues to be ironed out before the millions are recovered.

POSTING 2

Landeryou's financial helper Kris David Knauer appears to be contactable on (02) 9375 0108 or at Novus Capital Level 24 Royal Exchange Building, 56 Pitt Street Sydney.

Patriots may like to call him or drop by and ask where the millions Landeryou stole are. They might also care to take the opportunity of reminding Mr Knauer of the benefits of becoming a witness for the Crown in matters such as these.

Patriots may also be interested to learn that Novus is chaired by one George Gear, the eminently forgettable Assistant Treasurer at the arse-end of the Keating Government.

The resume for Gear at the Novus website says "Since leaving parliament, Mr Gear has assisted the Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union to set up a state of the art training facility in Western Australia."

WA CFMEU State Secretary Kevin Reynolds is a known associate of Landeryou's idol and fellow criminal Brian Burke.

Reynolds' MP wife Shelley Archer was forced to resign from the ALP or be expelled in 2007 after a damning parliamentary report found that she'd leaked confidential information to the disgraced former premier who was acting as a lobbyist for a mining company.

The Landeryou family and their associates are such charming people!

A child psychologist said...

Bullying is out of control, the News Ltd tabloids reveal today -- but they add that it reaches a peak in the final years of primary school.

Which makes you wonder why the 39 year old Andrew Landeryou spends his days engaged in bullying online.

We know he is a socially retarded failure who carries on like a spoilt child, but his behaviour is extreme.

Anonymous said...

It is after midday but Poxnews has not been updated. Surprise, surprise! Going by the Cait and Jenny comments from the wee small hours of this morning the fat failure was guzzling the grog like nobody's business last night.

Anonymous said...

Poxnews was not updated because Fat Andy was out stealing ladies' clothes

Anonymous said...

Andrew Landeryou compared respected former Speaker David Hawker with George Seitz on his hate blog Poxnews today.

Please note, Andy - Hawker has never been accused of misappropriation of funds for branchstacking, breach of his party's rules or interference in and corruption of the operations of local government.

Send 'em a big bent BILL said...

Dissembling prats Landeryou and his fake commenters Cait, Rita, Jenny, Henderson and his poodle 'Anonymous', catter8 and the offensive Arabic gentlemen should all be sent a bill for wasting our time here.

Anonymous said...

Giant feral pig Landeryou should have stayed in bed today instead of updating poxy Vexnews with more ludicrously false statements and misleading nonsense.

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Anonymous said...

Brutus Beefcake is nasty. He is suggesting that the Masonic Lodge will do to Landeryou what Major General Sir Robert Risson did to Clarrie O'Shea, the former Tramways Union boss.

The tentacles of the Lodge are indeed huge. Read Keith Henderson's book of pictures The Masonic Grand Masters of Australia and in it your will see proof of Risson's Lodge membership and his service as a much hated Grand Master of Victorian Freemasonry. Bruce Ruxton considered him so unsavoury he would not sit on the same table as him after Lodge meetings.

The good 'ol shonky days said...

Bill Landeryou: the former MLC for Doutta Gulla in Victoria employed son Andrew Landeryou in 1989 - 91 and we're told his daughter too.

Dr Doolittle from AMI said...

Mr Landeryou, I can promise you a far bigger dong that works. Forget those idiots in the High Court that said AMI doesn't work. What would they know?

All you have to do is send us thousands of dollars and I will make you a fully functional male again! How's that!

Advanced Medical Institute really does the job!

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Caption: Dead dyke Rita Randles seeking an ATM to do some offshore banking.

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"For all this, I am truly sorry, Les. You are a great man and I hope you win next time"!

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