Thursday, October 08, 2009

Andrew Landeryou: time travels

Who knew Andrew Landeryou is just 23 years of age. Strange, since he was born 19 September 1969.

Time travel?

Plus he has a job: freelance journalist! Interesting.

14 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

I note Shirley didn't put a photo up.

He clearly couldn't work out what dress to wear in the picture.

Concerned said...

There is no picture because Landeryou is so ugly he broke the camera. Either that or the police seized it from Sergeant Sasha.

Anonymous said...

Child protection authorities will not be surprised that Landeryou has drastically understated his age on his latest sleazy site. It is a classic technique of paedophiles and Landeryou is an infamous political paedophile.

Brutus Beefcake said...

Landeryou has a job? Great! Then he can help me with a job and help Bubba and all the Barwon Jail Hot Rodders too. He can give each and everyone of us a job, a head job. Then we will kick him senseless and leave him bleeding on the floor in a pool of convict semen.

Shirley Some-Mistake said...

Transsexual freak Shirley Landeryou whines on his little-read Vexnews site how Brendan Fevola sexually harassed Herald Sun reporter Katherine Firkin at Crown on the night of the Brownlows.

The subtext is clear. "Why didn't he harass me? I'm always available for footballer gangbangs, even though I'm a mobidly obese, booze sozzled, criminally inclined man in a frock!"

Mrs Alice Idris said...

Andrew,

it is a woman's prerogative to lie about her age, but even for you, this is ridiculous.

The Kennett Tsunami said...

What a hellish world Jeff Kennett created all those years ago. It's still here today with repugnant profit-driven companies busily screwing everyone (see the Jemina story in today's Age).

I cuss Jeff Kennett everytime I drive City Link or get another hefty electricity bill. Transport and power were once a thing government was solely responsible for.

Jeff sold off public assets that belonged to all Victorians to his repulsive mates. What a complete shonk! He should be in jail. But even the Hot Rodding men at Barwon wouldn't be interested in his sorry ass!

Pollies Stink said...

Allan Stockdale was a bit too Landeryouesque for my liking too. I'm not saying he had his hand in the public purse, but I would like to hear this from him in person on oath.

Jeez, Kennett's mob were a load of crooks. Unfortunately, the indolent Brumby conservative government is not far behind.

Anonymous said...

Patriot Mrs Alice Idris says "Andrew, it is a woman's prerogative to lie about her age, but even for you, this is ridiculous."

ALL of Landershonk's lies are ridiculous and virtually everything he says is a lie.

Anciets of Mu Mu said...

Hang on a minute.

Landeryou has written some stuff about Brendan Fevola.

What I don't get is, why was Landeryou, a balding, fat, cross dresser allowed into the Brownlow function uninvited, and loiter in or around the female toilets where the alleged incident involving Fevola took place?

Anonymous said...

QandA host Tony Jones kept repeating last night that the program is not predictable. If so, why are Joe Hockey, Chris Pyne, Tony Abbott and Julie Bishop--who are predictable bores--invited back time after time?

Joe Pulitzer said...

Landeryou is thrashing his Fevola 'story' to death. He is also writing heaps of fake comments to try to keep real commenters on the track he wants.

Landeryou again is relying on 'sources' rather than doing his own leg work. He'd better hope they are reliable. Previous aources have led him up the garden path.


If Landeryou had the guts to publish his address (which Vexnews is legally bound to do) he might get a visit from Fev and experience at first hand some of his mad party tricks.

Four hundred suspects said...

Landy forgets there are people as nasty and malicious as him out there! They feed him with shit. One day he will publish something that will get him whacked.

Four hundred suspects said...

Landy forgets there are people as nasty and malicious as him out there! They feed him with shit. One day he will publish something that will get him whacked.