Wednesday, February 28, 2007

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: The train wreck that is Landeryou

The Team Slanderyou Special Investigations Unit is currently working on a story revealing Landeryou’s involvement in a new scandal. We will publish this world exclusive story shortly. Remember we are always first with the news about Andy.

In its place we bring you this story.

Landeryou has been described as a train wreck.

In Melbourne, Connex has been involved in a number of difficulties concerning the mechanical integrity of their trains.

There is a rumour that many of the problems were due to driver error. Another strong rumour is that Landeryou was hired briefly as a train driver. The same rumour links all the Connex difficulties with Landeryou’s driving, and his constant overshooting (of platforms that is!).

6 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

Long live Slanderyou.

Where Cait Kimberley Andy?

This might be a case of no more postings being made under the name Cait Catt because Cait's real identity was exposed by Slanderyou.

This is much like Crikey's esposure of Landeryou as Delia Delegate.

Anonymous said...

Is there any truth in the rumour Landeryou got a job as a ticket inspector?

Would hate to cross him. He's so big and fat.

Anonymous said...

Eddie Perfect wrote a lyric "I want to be a ticket inspector."

Is Landeryou now going to sing the lyric?

Anonymous said...

Ticket inspectors are heavy handed. Don't cross them.

Anonymous said...

Landeryou is a train wreck. So is the ALP in marginal seats. Landeryou himself says so and we agree with him, for a change. We don't agree with his reasons though. He opposes anyone who is not right of centre no matter how decent or good they are.

The ALP needs more socialist leftistas as Landeryou calls them.

Anonymous said...

Great headline Slanderyou: says it all