Thursday, February 14, 2008

“No-one knows who made that contribution”


In 2003, Delia Delegate was the talk of the town. Popular among Crikey.com readers for her/his/it’s intimate take on the internal affairs of the Labour Party, and especially of the LU faction.

So popular was Delia that she/he/it was mentioned in Hansard (pp33 & 35 of the pdf).

An opposition MP made the first reference to Delia, and in response, a Government MP responded in order to deflect attention from Delia’s true identity: “No-one knows who made that contribution”.

Really, no-one?

12 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard Lyle Allan was Delia. Lyle is currently running hard in Boroondara supporting proportional representation.

A blog with the same aim is operating under the name of a famous streaker, a Ms D'Amico, who streaked at the 1982 AFL Grand Final. It's www.boroondaravotereform.blogspot.com if you can't find it. Is Delia Lyle now promoting a streaker at this year's Grand Final?

Anonymous said...

I simply don't believe this photograph of Landeryou. He simply looks too thin.

Anonymous said...

I always found Landeryou's/Delia's revelations rather fun, but at the same time why did he feel the need to bag his factional mates.

Was he simply after the limelight? Or was there something more sinister involved?

Anonymous said...

Is this a reference to Underbelly?

Anonymous said...

Landeryou is promoting the illegal download of Underbelly off the net.

Add this offence to the list.

Anonymous said...

Fat Andy will be a popular boy once he's back in prison if keeps doing that feet-behind-the-ears trick.

Anonymous said...

I am very concerned that Landeryou is promoting the breaking of the law concerning the illegal downloading of Underbelly.

It is a serious breach of copyright. For a member of the journalist's union, this is a serious offence.

Anonymous said...

Douglas Adams said "Even the sceptical mind must be prepared to accept the unacceptable when there is no alternative. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands"

And the case of Landeryou we have a goose!

Anonymous said...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck Landeryou will try and eat it, roasted whole, with plum sauce.

Anonymous said...

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then Fat Andy will eat eight of them, deep fried, with plum sauce.

Anonymous said...

Andy would eat eight deep fried turduckens with plum sauce and still want seconds
If you dont know what a turducken is, look here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

Anonymous said...

The Wikipedia also talks about "whole stuffed camel". I gather Fat Andy rails against the Wikipedia as Wikipedians have revealed his fondness for eating several of these, with chips and gravy, as a mid-morning snack.

Even Landershonk tires of KFC!