Vexnews, Andrew Landeryou’s recent attempt at online spivery is facing imminent collapse.
According to independent website auditor Quarkbase, Vexnews has no future.
Quarkbase has found that Vexnews’ traffic rank is down a staggering 26% off an already low base, achieving a minuscule blog rating of 4,754,569. The blog has only been bookmarked via Delicious on 5 occasions, Digg(ed) on 2 occasions, and Twitter(ed) once.
Given the horrible rankings and ratings, no person or website has bothered to associate themselves with the failing blog.
The audit of the website has identified some interesting information. The blog is hosted via a Hoisting Service with an IP Address: 203.31.16.50 and IP Location: Melbourne, 07, AU. The auditors have identified the coordinates as Latitude: -37.816700 and Longitude: 144.966705.
Patriotic readers will be surprised to discover that the ISP is listed as “IQ Media", which shares a similar name to Landeryou’s failed venture, IQ Corp.
Andrew Landeryou and his new failing blog, Vexnews, has been comprehensively ignored by Jeremy Sear's new blog.
Tim Blair earlier pointed to the new blog.
Some 5 hours later, Andrew Landeryou wrote about the blog stating "Accused racist, Melbourne Grammar boy, not very busy barrister and Greens party executivard (sic) Jeremy ‘Smear’ Sear has compared his foes - including our beloved and apparently powerful publisher Andrew Landeryou - with Nazis".
Only problem, Landeryou was not mentioned in this context, except in the context of "...pulling"!
Or was Confucius referring to IQ Corp, Marbain, MUSU, The Other Cheek etc etc?
The hard-living attention-seeking booze-hound is unfortunately NOT GOING under the knife, for lap-band surgery that leave him with the appetite of Paris Hilton.
The serial bankrupt lives in a luxurious fat cave in inner Melbourne.
Landeryou became notorious in political circles during his efforts in the Kororoit by-election through VEXNEWS’s predecessor The Other Cheek.
So upset was Landeryou at his humiliating "loss" in the campaign, though he wasn’t running, that he marched to the nearest KFC restaurant and proceeded to eat its entire stock in one sitting.
After a cushy year for Landeryou, he is already in mourning over the loss of some of his favourite snacks which include KFC chicken nuggets, and the Zinger burger. Presumably this also means no more alcoholic binges at Melbourne’s up-market bars and restaurants and at the nearest KFC’s drive-through where he is frequently seen.
Political insiders say Landeryou is fattening up in preparation for his latest bizarre stunt.
Landeryou told the Herald Sun that he weighs an impressive 1400 kilograms and that he is aiming to fatten up to 8900 kilos.
If only his ego would submit itself for a lap-band procedure.
Last week we opened up voting for the worst blog/website and worst blogger.
And Patriots have spoken.
The Winner of the worst blogger award goes to Andrew Landeryou, for both The Other Cheek, and his new failure, Vexnews.
The Winner of the worst blog/website is presented to Vexnews.
Thank you to all Patriots that voted.
It’s nice to see that Andy is ‘successful’ at something.
Patriots, have a great and safe Christmas and New Year. See you all in early February.
By Vexnews Insider
Andrew Landeryou is reportedly abusing laxatives and vomiting after meals.
The Blog of Sleaze bankrupt is battling an eating disorder, one of his personalities has allegedly revealed. A source said:
"Andy's diet consists mostly of KFC and turkey jerky washed down with Red Bull.
"He throws up after meals, both at home and at restaurants and he isn't very discreet about it."
It has also been claimed that he is taking diet pills.
A Vexnews insider revealed: "The pills are like diuretics. He has to go to the bathroom constantly. It just runs right through him. And everyone knows he still throws up when he's eaten too much. You can smell it in the bathroom."
It was previously reported he is suffering from bulimorexia, an eating disorder which sees him both starving himself and then bingeing and making himself sick.
"This cycle of consuming fatty foods then starving himself must be playing havoc with his health. Andy looks fat in all his promotional pictures, but in reality he is a mess. His skin is dull and blotchy and his hair is lank."
