Last week we opened up voting for the worst blog/website and worst blogger.
And Patriots have spoken.
The Winner of the worst blogger award goes to Andrew Landeryou, for both The Other Cheek, and his new failure, Vexnews.
The Winner of the worst blog/website is presented to Vexnews.
Thank you to all Patriots that voted.
It’s nice to see that Andy is ‘successful’ at something.
Patriots, have a great and safe Christmas and New Year. See you all in early February.
By Vexnews Insider
Andrew Landeryou is reportedly abusing laxatives and vomiting after meals.
The Blog of Sleaze bankrupt is battling an eating disorder, one of his personalities has allegedly revealed. A source said:
"Andy's diet consists mostly of KFC and turkey jerky washed down with Red Bull.
"He throws up after meals, both at home and at restaurants and he isn't very discreet about it."
It has also been claimed that he is taking diet pills.
A Vexnews insider revealed: "The pills are like diuretics. He has to go to the bathroom constantly. It just runs right through him. And everyone knows he still throws up when he's eaten too much. You can smell it in the bathroom."
It was previously reported he is suffering from bulimorexia, an eating disorder which sees him both starving himself and then bingeing and making himself sick.
"This cycle of consuming fatty foods then starving himself must be playing havoc with his health. Andy looks fat in all his promotional pictures, but in reality he is a mess. His skin is dull and blotchy and his hair is lank."
Team Slanderyou has reported exclusively of Andrew Landeryou’s steady transition to the far right of Australian politics. A former financial “contributor” to the Daleks of the ALP, Landeryou in recent years has edited a Liberal Party Blog.
More recently he was an unnamed facilitator of the anti-Ted Ballieu faction in the Victorian Liberal Party.
Team Slanderyou can now reveal that the Australian shadowy fascist cell Stormfront has linked to and taken guidance from Andrew Landeryou’s writings.
The disturbing developments have been compounded by the 50,000 plus readership of the StormFront website.
Patriots will be shocked, but not surprised.
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Patriots, TS will be taking a short break and will return mid December for our celebrated pre-Christmas special.
"Have FaithWe can't wait for THAT book, too.NO WARNING to turn off your mobiles at the Sofitel Hotel's new cabaret room and no wonder. Halfway through the final show the star herself, Faith Prince, pulled out the portable and, while hubby wandered on stage to do a trumpet solo, called to check on their son in their hotel room. (The kid was fine). The audience for this cabaret revival included the likes of John O'May, Nancy Hayes, Todd McKenney and non-singing ex-MCC councillor Kimberley Kitching, estranged spouse of bankrupt butterball Andy Landeryou, who told Diary she is "writing a book". That should be good."
Patriots will recall Belinda Neal’s outburst describing another Parliamentarian’s unborn child as a “Demon”.
It looks as if the dragnet has widened.
Obscure but obese viral blogger Andrew Landeryou has been seriously implicated in the scandal.
The independent Albury Wodonga Online news portal has highlighted Andrew Landeryou’s insidious involvement.
“A video which has appeared on youtube depicting Liberal MP Sophie Mirabella’s unborn child as a demon has stirred an expected level of controversy.
As the Daily Telegraph says;
The video closes on an image of a red-eyed and seemingly possessed baby smoking a cigarette - an apparent reference to controversy over Ms Mirabella’s links to big tobacco companies.
The video is possibly the creation of the same anonymous net user who recently produced this youtube satirical piece.
The posts were added by a user who identifies themselves as “unalive” and is listed among a number of other satirical pieces, most of which are the apparent handiwork of disgraced former student union official and political blogger Andrew Landeryou.”
Patriots will be appalled, but not surprised.
Vexnews is widely considered to be a joke. If only it was funny.
Another busy week ahead Patriots. Therefore, spend some time considering the following.While we do not encourage the following approach, it is a rather ‘innovative’ 10 step plan.
As you will appreciate Patriots, this past week has been staggering. This week promises much of the same.
And again, you’d appreciate it is going to be a very busy, hectic, stressful and heavy-coffee consumption time for TS staff.
We will hand the blog over to the Community of Patriots this week to comment at will.
Take care.
See you next week.
But hang on:
"Mr Landeryou left Australia in December, shortly before he was due to appear at a liquidator's hearing into the collapse of the $14million Melbourne University Student Union Inc.
Patriots have previously commented on Vexnews’ failings against a range of independent journalistic and commercial criteria.
Further investigation reveals how serious the situation has become for Vexnews’ shareholders, who in time will become creditors.
On the site, Landeryou has designed a page where the few Vexnews readers can ‘debate’ issues. (It can be found at http://www.vexnews.com/forum.)
TS can reveal that since going live there has been no debate and only 6 of Landeryou’s personalities have registered to participate. (Right click the picture above into a new tab in your browser to read the full details.)
As one commentator told TS “Andy can’t even organise a mass-debate!”
Patriots won’t be surprised by this development.
Team Slanderyou declares today VICTORY DAY over Andrew Landeryou on behalf of patriots everywhere.
The proclamation of victory comes as Landeryou has it seems abandoned the Blog of Sleaze.
Team Slanderyou began in October 2006 with humble beginnings, and has outlasted Landeryou’s Blog of Sleaze which has been described by some commentators as the “…blogging equivalent of a bad dose of arse cancer”.
What a great victory achieved by patriots.
Credit goes to the 30,000 patriots who have read and commentated on this Blog of Truth.
Enjoy your victory patriots.
And is this the same day we bury Vexnews?
Confusion reigns over the current developments with the Blog of Sleaze.
One theory is that Andrew Landeryou has ‘sacked’ himself from the blog.
Alternately, he has just given up, having spent many years working on the insolvent blog.
He has now turned his attention to Vexnews, which has been independently valued at $63.
Regardless, the Blog of Sleaze joins other Landeryou managed failures: MUSU, his MUSU Presidency, IQ Corp, his Costa Rican online gaming spivery strategy, and his own personal finances.
It is widely mooted that Vexnews will soon join the above list.
Patriots may wish to discuss Landeryou’s high failure rate, throughout the week. Is it time for Landeryou to get a job?
(This will be the only post for this week)
